The "Fuck my life" thread

[DragonEkarus]

[quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3709.msg231796#msg231796 date=1322615710]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg231791#msg231791 date=1322611945]
[quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3709.msg231781#msg231781 date=1322605435]
Got fired, haven't even been working for a bloody week and I owe four different people money... This'll be interesting...

Did you fuck up a package?
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Nope
[/quote]FEEL SORRY FOR ME I GOT FIRED IN THE FIRST WEEK SOMEHOW BUT WONT GIVE DETAILS. Just so you know, that's how that came across.
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Oh you wanted details.. Well what happened is they decided they didn't need me after black Friday was over

[A. Crow]

Ekarus, which state do you live in?

Was anything said about your employment being "seasonal"?

[CaffeinePowered]

Ekarus, which state do you live in?

Was anything said about your employment being "seasonal"?

This ^

If you were hired regularly and simply let go, you might have unemployment recourse depending on your state

If they stipulated when they hired you that this was "seasonal" or "temp" work you will not.


Either way the holiday shopping season is far from over, apply to other places asap

[DragonEkarus]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg231818#msg231818 date=1322651569]
Ekarus, which state do you live in?

Was anything said about your employment being "seasonal"?

This ^

If you were hired regularly and simply let go, you might have unemployment recourse depending on your state

If they stipulated when they hired you that this was "seasonal" or "temp" work you will not.


Either way the holiday shopping season is far from over, apply to other places asap
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Ohio, yes I was seasonal, and I applied to a handful of places before I went home

[Kirby]

So you're surprised you got let go from a temp position?

[CaffeinePowered]

So you're surprised you got let go from a temp position?

I think its more about how quick it was, perhaps he was expecting to last through christmas at least?

You're pretty much doing all you can in applying to other places, just keep applying and hope you get something.

[loldollas]

I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.


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[Geoff]

Just got back a ton of testing results. SAT that gives me a super score of 1900, an ACT of 30. On top of that, I studied my ass off for a week for a single makeup test for BC Calc II and I still fucked it up only being able to answer 2 of the 11 or so questions.

if youre having difficulty understanding, hit up khanacademy or patrickjmt on youtube.  works well for times when i need clarification because my teacher is awful, i essentially self study the material.

[at0m]

I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.

Whenever I've had to say those words, there was a squeal of delight. I think you're hanging out with the wrong folks.

I think I'm in trouble, I've got too much work and not enough time, and more than one woman vying for my attention. And one of them is married and has a kid. #firstworldproblems #manwhoreproblems

[DragonEkarus]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg231827#msg231827 date=1322665509]
So you're surprised you got let go from a temp position?

I think its more about how quick it was, perhaps he was expecting to last through christmas at least?

You're pretty much doing all you can in applying to other places, just keep applying and hope you get something.
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You pretty much hit that nail on the head caff, I was working at Jo Ann Fabrics, a craft store so I figured I'd be busy though Christmas and when I went home on before or on Christmas I'd get the "Oh btw you fired, merry Christmas" kinda thing XD

[Vongore]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg231831#msg231831 date=1322666602]
I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.

Whenever I've had to say those words, there was a squeal of delight. I think you're hanging out with the wrong folks.

I think I'm in trouble, I've got too much work and not enough time, and more than one woman vying for my attention. And one of them is married and has a kid. #firstworldproblems #manwhoreproblems
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Not really the same problem, but i've got 2 girls who not just want to be with me, but love me with a passion.

One is a really steamy shy girl, who's really cute and has never had a boyfriend before because she's too shy. She always talks to me, comes running to me when she spots me at the campus and talks to me on FB everytime we're both online. I've tried to talk her less, but since she's so shy and has low self esteem she gets really sad without attention. But if i do talk to her, i'm just making her harm because she's got no chance with me. Also, when i ignore her or just appear to be boring with lame responses when she talks to me so so she can get mad at me or something, she just gives this shy laugh and says "you're being different than before" and i get all d'aaaw.

The other one is a joke, who just wanted to be with me because his ex hated me 'cause of my good grades. After a while of hitting on me she started to really fell for me for real, and now she won't stop bugging me on how better she is than my gf. I tell her to fuck off but she won't stop. At least she hasn't gotten to the point where she bugs my gf.

That's my main problem atm :3.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg231835#msg231835 date=1322668349]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg231831#msg231831 date=1322666602]
I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.

Whenever I've had to say those words, there was a squeal of delight. I think you're hanging out with the wrong folks.

I think I'm in trouble, I've got too much work and not enough time, and more than one woman vying for my attention. And one of them is married and has a kid. #firstworldproblems #manwhoreproblems
[/quote]

Not really the same problem, but i've got 2 girls who not just want to be with me, but love me with a passion.

One is a really steamy shy girl, who's really cute and has never had a boyfriend before because she's too shy. She always talks to me, comes running to me when she spots me at the campus and talks to me on FB everytime we're both online. I've tried to talk her less, but since she's so shy and has low self esteem she gets really sad without attention. But if i do talk to her, i'm just making her harm because she's got no chance with me. Also, when i ignore her or just appear to be boring with lame responses when she talks to me so so she can get mad at me or something, she just gives this shy laugh and says "you're being different than before" and i get all d'aaaw.

The other one is a joke, who just wanted to be with me because his ex hated me 'cause of my good grades. After a while of hitting on me she started to really fell for me for real, and now she won't stop bugging me on how better she is than my gf. I tell her to fuck off but she won't stop. At least she hasn't gotten to the point where she bugs my gf.

That's my main problem atm :3.
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2 Chicks at the same time

And neither of you even have to pay that million dollars

[at0m]

2 Chicks at the same time

And neither of you even have to pay that million dollars

I could do that by bringing basically any woman to D*CON and then calling the married woman I met while I was there, who dreams of being made use of. There's no relationship potential there, obviously, and not that I'm looking for MORE of that but still.

[DragonEkarus]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg231837#msg231837 date=1322669056]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg231835#msg231835 date=1322668349]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg231831#msg231831 date=1322666602]
I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.

Whenever I've had to say those words, there was a squeal of delight. I think you're hanging out with the wrong folks.

I think I'm in trouble, I've got too much work and not enough time, and more than one woman vying for my attention. And one of them is married and has a kid. #firstworldproblems #manwhoreproblems
[/quote]

Not really the same problem, but i've got 2 girls who not just want to be with me, but love me with a passion.

One is a really steamy shy girl, who's really cute and has never had a boyfriend before because she's too shy. She always talks to me, comes running to me when she spots me at the campus and talks to me on FB everytime we're both online. I've tried to talk her less, but since she's so shy and has low self esteem she gets really sad without attention. But if i do talk to her, i'm just making her harm because she's got no chance with me. Also, when i ignore her or just appear to be boring with lame responses when she talks to me so so she can get mad at me or something, she just gives this shy laugh and says "you're being different than before" and i get all d'aaaw.

The other one is a joke, who just wanted to be with me because his ex hated me 'cause of my good grades. After a while of hitting on me she started to really fell for me for real, and now she won't stop bugging me on how better she is than my gf. I tell her to fuck off but she won't stop. At least she hasn't gotten to the point where she bugs my gf.

That's my main problem atm :3.
[/quote]

2 Chicks at the same time

And neither of you even have to pay that million dollars
[/quote]

...I was watching Office Space before I left for work that day... Kinda funny now

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg231837#msg231837 date=1322669056]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg231835#msg231835 date=1322668349]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg231831#msg231831 date=1322666602]
I'm gonna shove my fist through a motherfucker.

Whenever I've had to say those words, there was a squeal of delight. I think you're hanging out with the wrong folks.

I think I'm in trouble, I've got too much work and not enough time, and more than one woman vying for my attention. And one of them is married and has a kid. #firstworldproblems #manwhoreproblems
[/quote]

Not really the same problem, but i've got 2 girls who not just want to be with me, but love me with a passion.

One is a really steamy shy girl, who's really cute and has never had a boyfriend before because she's too shy. She always talks to me, comes running to me when she spots me at the campus and talks to me on FB everytime we're both online. I've tried to talk her less, but since she's so shy and has low self esteem she gets really sad without attention. But if i do talk to her, i'm just making her harm because she's got no chance with me. Also, when i ignore her or just appear to be boring with lame responses when she talks to me so so she can get mad at me or something, she just gives this shy laugh and says "you're being different than before" and i get all d'aaaw.

The other one is a joke, who just wanted to be with me because his ex hated me 'cause of my good grades. After a while of hitting on me she started to really fell for me for real, and now she won't stop bugging me on how better she is than my gf. I tell her to fuck off but she won't stop. At least she hasn't gotten to the point where she bugs my gf.

That's my main problem atm :3.
[/quote]

2 Chicks at the same time

And neither of you even have to pay that million dollars
[/quote]

Now that we ware on that subject, I have the same thing with my FWB suddenly in contact with a friend of mine (who has a bf) and it seems like they are conspiring to manrape me. o.o

[Didzo]

Is the FML thread now literally about fucking?

???

[Greatbacon]

Is the FML thread now literally about fucking?

???

Welcome to BRB!U:

Where the karma is made up and the thread topics don't matter

[Cloud_9ine]

Is the FML thread now literally about fucking?

???

2 at the same time.

[matter11]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg231871#msg231871 date=1322707419]
Is the FML thread now literally about fucking?

???

2 at the same time.
[/quote]

+1 that post because tommy's expression is good next to it.

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg231871#msg231871 date=1322707419]
Is the FML thread now literally about fucking?

???

Welcome to BRB!U:

Where the karma is made up and the thread topics don't matter
[/quote]

I really miss that show

[KarthXLR]

Sometimes I wonder if my high school teachers were all lying and I was always this much of a failure.