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[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg231951#msg231951 date=1322782424]
From my quick research, possession of tools is legal, you must show intent to burglarize for it to be considered a felony. Not like the lockpick police are going to just stop at my house and check it out to make sure I don't have lockpicks and a crowbar. Unless the sex police call them and tell them that I do after they do their check to make sure I'm not having consensual sex with underage girls. K that was a bad example but you get the idea.

From reasoned thought to a train wreck non-sequitur in one sentence.

+1.
[/quote]
It's why I'm single.

[kaese]

My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.

Edit: My friend found a link with English translations: http://supervert.com/elibrary/marquis_de_sade/

[zaneyard]

My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=52.msg231860#msg231860 date=1322698418]
I'll leave this here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_(film)

read the first line of the plot summary.

It came lulpun to my attention from this NSFW GIF courtesy of a site reposting from 4chan /r/wtf

http://i.imgur.com/jNhwC.gif
http://i.imgur.com/hLS0a.gif

[/quote]

By your friend you mean us right?

[kaese]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg231970#msg231970 date=1322795782]
My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=52.msg231860#msg231860 date=1322698418]
I'll leave this here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_(film)

read the first line of the plot summary.

It came lulpun to my attention from this NSFW GIF courtesy of a site reposting from 4chan /r/wtf

http://i.imgur.com/jNhwC.gif
http://i.imgur.com/hLS0a.gif

[/quote]

By your friend you mean us right?
[/quote]

Haha wow, sorry to say that I didn't see those posts. My friend is a French major and told me to look up Marquis de Sade for laughs and we're currently still discussing his works. I guess great perverted minds think alike...or something.

[at0m]

He was more than just a writer. He was actually fucked up. Also, spent post of his life in prison for that porno, which he kept writing while in prison.

[matter11]

and so, marquis joins the pantheon of brbu gods

[A. Crow]

ah... flash backs from my time as an HR Clerk... every time I saw "Marquis" on an application and heard someone say, "My name is Mar-kweese" I wanted to throw their shit away, after punching them.   

[zaneyard]

Considering laser eye surgery. No not to correct my vision, to have laser eyes.

[rumsfald]

Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

[Dtrain323i]

Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg232247#msg232247 date=1323128335]
Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done
[/quote]


Wait what? I dunno about that, it'll get kind of awkward to have half of brbu suckling dtrain's moonshine teat all day. I say stick with flasks. For your health.

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg232273#msg232273 date=1323145801]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg232247#msg232247 date=1323128335]
Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done
[/quote]


Wait what? I dunno about that, it'll get kind of awkward to have half of brbu suckling dtrain's moonshine teat all day. I say stick with flasks. For your health.
[/quote]

Come on Zaius, where's your sense of adventure?  Your thrill for the unknown?  Your desire to suck the most precious of liquids from a grown man's boob?

[Kirby]

Dude I wan' suck on Dtrains nipz.


Who cares about the liquid bra.

[HeK]

What a amazing page #420.

[Kirby]

What a amazing page #420.

I contemplated doing the whole page 420 thing then I didn't.


Glad to see it didn't sneak by.

[loldollas]

http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow

[Dtrain323i]

http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow

Traffic stop gone bad from what I've heard.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=2632.msg232472#msg232472 date=1323368226]
http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow

Traffic stop gone bad from what I've heard.
[/quote]



Two dead as of right now.

[Didzo]

What's going on with the linked videos on this site?

[at0m]

What's going on with the linked videos on this site?

What, the auto-embed plugin? Link an example of it misbehaving?

Also, either of these worth buying?
Auto #655
2007 Jaguar X-Type AWD $11,000.00 46,944  mi

Auto #716
2008 Cadillac DTS $13,900.00 46,440  mi