The "Fuck my life" thread

[k0ala]

Okay, I think several responses (or NO RESPONSE AT ALL) would have been acceptable, Dtrain323i:

-- "Yeah, we were pretty hard on you. Heh, hardon."
-- "We were trying to get your attention over the explosions"
-- "That wasn't bitching, that was love -- Elite Gen Defense Squad style"

But you went with a response that was so far off that scale, and so easy to disprove:
-- "No one was yelling at you"

And now that you're disproven, you offer the classic "I'm sorry if you were offended" Non-apology.

Admit regret, and resolve to do better. That's what's in a real apology.

[[SiN] Merc]

Okay, I think several responses (or NO RESPONSE AT ALL) would have been acceptable, Dtrain323i:

-- "Yeah, we were pretty hard on you. Heh, hardon."
-- "We were trying to get your attention over the explosions"
-- "That wasn't bitching, that was love -- Elite Gen Defense Squad style"

But you went with a response that was so far off that scale, and so easy to disprove:
-- "No one was yelling at you"

And now that you're disproven, you offer the classic "I'm sorry if you were offended" Non-apology.

Admit regret, and resolve to do better. That's what's in a real apology.

My god! Are you STILL talking?!


Much <3, brother

[CaffeinePowered]

Cut out, m'kay  :-*

Don't make me get the olive branch of beating

[rumsfald]

Don't make me get the olive branch of beating

The same thing happens every night.

[Eschatos]

I failed Calc 3.  Feels bad man.

[Cloud_9ine]

I failed Calc 3.  Feels bad man.

Shit, that sucks. Was the MVC-type material? My friend was so close to failing that I can see how it can be tough like that.

[Saxxy]

sick sick sick why do i get sick everytime i come home  :p

[k0ala]

covering tech support hotline through the plant shutdown.
disappointing all the customers who want their gear shipped today.
at least I got a job.

[Stein]

I can't figure out how she feels over the internet/phone... I hope I figure out what to do at the New Years party...

My brain is so confused.

[Didzo]

I can't figure out how she feels over the internet/phone... I hope I figure out what to do at the New Years party...

My brain is so confused.

The internet is shitfuckland.


GOOD LUCK.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg234646#msg234646 date=1324964887]
I can't figure out how she feels over the internet/phone... I hope I figure out what to do at the New Years party...

My brain is so confused.

The internet is shitfuckland.


GOOD LUCK.


[/quote]


I was going to google "shitfuckland", then I realized exactly what I may be summoning and decided against it.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg234648#msg234648 date=1324965039]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg234646#msg234646 date=1324964887]
I can't figure out how she feels over the internet/phone... I hope I figure out what to do at the New Years party...

My brain is so confused.

The internet is shitfuckland.


GOOD LUCK.


[/quote]


I was going to google "shitfuckland", then I realized exactly what I may be summoning and decided against it.
[/quote]

Fuckshit Avenue [5 Minute Loop]

Closest I could find.

[Eschatos]

I spilled some water on my laptop and despite me turning off and letting it dry for 5 hours the Ctrl key doesn't work anymore.  Fuck.

[at0m]

I spilled some water on my laptop and despite me turning off and letting it dry for 5 hours the Ctrl key doesn't work anymore.  Fuck.

upside: you spilled water on your laptop but managed to break only your control key

[Didzo]

I spilled some water on my laptop and despite me turning off and letting it dry for 5 hours the Ctrl key doesn't work anymore.  Fuck.

You have a spare on the right side of the keyboard.  :p

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg234787#msg234787 date=1325053812]
I spilled some water on my laptop and despite me turning off and letting it dry for 5 hours the Ctrl key doesn't work anymore.  Fuck.

You have a spare on the right side of the keyboard.  :p
[/quote]

This is 2011 Didzo. Right ctrl is not an option.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg234792#msg234792 date=1325059625]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg234787#msg234787 date=1325053812]
I spilled some water on my laptop and despite me turning off and letting it dry for 5 hours the Ctrl key doesn't work anymore.  Fuck.

You have a spare on the right side of the keyboard.  :p
[/quote]

This is 2011 Didzo. Right ctrl is not an option.
[/quote]

but it makes one-handed ctrl-alt-deletes possible. Error closing, OF THE FUTURE.

[Geoff]

I can't figure out how she feels over the internet/phone... I hope I figure out what to do at the New Years party...

My brain is so confused.

not to sound like a dick but it sounds like she just isnt interested in you like that for right now and pestering about it certainly will not help the situation.  youre tryna game the friendzone man which probably aint worth the grief.  theres a possibility by what she meant like "not right now" meant "not right now" or she is just too nice to say no.

[matter11]

was playing windows pinball again because I didn't bring home my good computer, just my netbook. had +3,000,000 on my first ball and replay ball lit. got a text. meant to press f3 to pause. pressed f2 for new game.

[zaneyard]

i poured a lotttttttttt in this drink and i dunno what's going on with my emotions. this girl that i like and i made out last night and stuff and now she's telling me that she wants to be friends or some shit and that she's fraid of serious emotions i mean relationships. and this is the first time in a long time that i've actually given a shit about someone and fukc i duno what to do.