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01-02-2012, 05:34 PM

(01-02-2012, 04:37 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: ever have a beagle
their shrill barks can probably pierce most soundproofing and drive even the most sane man absolutely bonkers with constant exposure
i am already not sane. i am about to snap. fuckin this is the ONE part i hate about being home

BUT BEAGLES ARE SO FUCKING CUTE.

And assuming you meant to begin the post with never or "beagle?" I won't be able to with my allergies. I need a poodle mix.


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01-02-2012, 07:02 PM

(01-02-2012, 05:34 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg235379#msg235379 date=1325540272]
ever have a beagle
their shrill barks can probably pierce most soundproofing and drive even the most sane man absolutely bonkers with constant exposure
i am already not sane. i am about to snap. fuckin this is the ONE part i hate about being home

BUT BEAGLES ARE SO FUCKING CUTE.

And assuming you meant to begin the post with never or "beagle?" I won't be able to with my allergies. I need a poodle mix.
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Don't bother.

Ensign hates nice things.



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01-02-2012, 07:07 PM

(01-02-2012, 07:02 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg235387#msg235387 date=1325543676]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg235379#msg235379 date=1325540272]
ever have a beagle
their shrill barks can probably pierce most soundproofing and drive even the most sane man absolutely bonkers with constant exposure
i am already not sane. i am about to snap. fuckin this is the ONE part i hate about being home

BUT BEAGLES ARE SO FUCKING CUTE.

And assuming you meant to begin the post with never or "beagle?" I won't be able to with my allergies. I need a poodle mix.
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Don't bother.

Ensign hates nice things.


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this is true
also i omit punctuation a lot
but seriously annoying ass bitch my dog is


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01-02-2012, 07:42 PM

lose the beagle, get a corgi



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01-02-2012, 10:41 PM

(01-02-2012, 07:42 PM)versus link Wrote: lose the beagle, get a corgi boxer

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01-03-2012, 12:10 AM

Rose Bowl


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01-03-2012, 12:16 AM

(01-03-2012, 12:10 AM)Käse link Wrote: Rose Bowl

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01-03-2012, 12:51 AM

Fuckin' motorcycle quit on me today.
Exhausted myself trying to push my motorcycle down the road and then froze my ass waiting for a tow truck.
Talked about video games with the friendly CHP officer who came to keep me company.
Got a first class professional tow.
Paid first class for it too.


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01-03-2012, 03:44 AM

(01-03-2012, 12:16 AM)Boney link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg235446#msg235446 date=1325567455]
Rose Bowl

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A good friend of mine is playing in one of the band's there. He's from Madison U or whatever big uni is in Madison.



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01-03-2012, 07:00 AM

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(01-03-2012, 03:44 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Boney link=topic=3709.msg235447#msg235447 date=1325567762]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg235446#msg235446 date=1325567455]
Rose Bowl

oregon #1
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A good friend of mine is playing in one of the band's there. He's from Madison U or whatever big uni is in Madison.


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Wisconsin
(band like marching band?)


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01-03-2012, 08:35 AM

Nebraska got raped by South Carolina. That was pretty much expected to happen. Nebraska's been good, but not good enough these last few years.






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(01-03-2012, 08:35 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Nebraska got raped by South Carolina. That was pretty much expected to happen. Nebraska's been good, but not good enough these last few years.

Yesterday wasn't a good day for Big 10 schools. Well done to Michigan State though!


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(01-02-2012, 10:41 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=versus link=topic=3709.msg235406#msg235406 date=1325551359]
lose the beagle, get a corgi boxer

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01-03-2012, 12:28 PM

(01-03-2012, 07:11 AM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg235459#msg235459 date=1325580281]
[quote author=Boney link=topic=3709.msg235447#msg235447 date=1325567762]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg235446#msg235446 date=1325567455]
Rose Bowl

oregon #1
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A good friend of mine is playing in one of the band's there. He's from Madison U or whatever big uni is in Madison.


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Wisconsin
(band like marching band?)
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Yep.


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01-03-2012, 01:23 PM

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(01-03-2012, 08:49 AM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg235470#msg235470 date=1325597718]
Nebraska got raped by South Carolina. That was pretty much expected to happen. Nebraska's been good, but not good enough these last few years.

Yesterday wasn't a good day for Big 10 schools. Well done to Michigan State though!
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01-03-2012, 04:31 PM

(01-02-2012, 07:42 PM)versus link Wrote: lose the beagle, get a corgi

i will as soon as i fully officially move out and have a job


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(01-03-2012, 12:51 AM)k0ala link Wrote: Fuckin' motorcycle quit on me today.
Exhausted myself trying to push my motorcycle down the road and then froze my ass waiting for a tow truck.
Talked about video games with the friendly CHP officer who came to keep me company.
Got a first class professional tow.
Paid first class for it too.
AAA, totally worth it if you need a tow once even every couple years.



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