Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[beep beep diglett]

Get that reddit shit outta here.

[Dr. Zaius]

the golden age of brbu, undoubtedly.

[Squishy3]

Get that reddit shit outta here.

it isn't from reddit because it doesn't start with "le me" xD

[Geoff]

god damn diglett you rule +1 for ever

[rumsfald]

Rollin' on the moon

You know you are the greatest country ever when you can send your rednecks to the moon. And that was before you were born. and yet no other country can get there.

[Saxxy]

You know you are the greatest country ever when you can send your rednecks to the moon. And that was before you were born. and yet no other country can get there.

And we haven't been back since
unless you count spacecraft that were purposefully smashed into the surface :p

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=52.msg235508#msg235508 date=1325632780]
You know you are the greatest country ever when you can send your rednecks to the moon. And that was before you were born. and yet no other country can get there.

And we haven't been back since
unless you count spacecraft that were purposefully smashed into the surface :p
[/quote]

Well, once you roll your spinnaz on the Moon, what else is there to do? It's not like there are space hookers there we can use for currency, so there's no point in going back.

At least Mars might give us something grand.

[at0m]

[Cloud_9ine]

WILDOUT WEDNESDAY'S@AIRLINE SHAKECENTER SUMMER 2011

[HeK]

TRAINZ SIMULATOR 12 [[MLG]] PRO NOSTEAM RAILSHOTZ (HD) (KING'S XROSS)

[Dtrain323i]

[[SiN] Merc]

GODDAMNIT.

+1.

[Kirby]

Merc link=topic=52.msg235678#msg235678 date=1325836488]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=52.msg235669#msg235669 date=1325823653]

GODDAMNIT.

+1.
[/quote]

[HeK]

When I'm Royalty

[zaneyard]

3. When you set up speed traps, it makes you look like you don't have anything better to do.

I get happy every time I see a speed trap, because I assume it means all criminals have been locked up, you've caught the guys who broke into my car on three separate occasions and my stolen property will be returned shortly, right shitheads? Good job guys, take a break and make some scratch for the city. Because why the hell else would you be sitting on your ass in a ditch if that wasn't the case?

People who speed are awesome. The last thing this world needs is more slow drivers. Traffic jams occur because of idiots braking prematurely.

And when you pull people over, how about doing it in a place that doesn't obstruct traffic? You know what's just as "unsafe" as speeding? Having to swerve into another lane because your stupid car is blocking traffic. Every time I pass another cruiser parked in two lanes, backing up traffic for miles, it makes me punch myself in the jaw until I pass out.

[Kirby]

I get happy every time I see a speed trap, because I assume it means all criminals have been locked up, you've caught the guys who broke into my car on three separate occasions and my stolen property will be returned shortly, right shitheads? Good job guys, take a break and make some scratch for the city. Because why the hell else would you be sitting on your ass in a ditch if that wasn't the case?

So incredibly fucking ignorant. Every officer is not a detective.

And when you pull people over, how about doing it in a place that doesn't obstruct traffic? You know what's just as "unsafe" as speeding? Having to swerve into another lane because your stupid car is blocking traffic. Every time I pass another cruiser parked in two lanes, backing up traffic for miles, it makes me punch myself in the jaw until I pass out.

Even more incredibly fucking ignorant. Because that cruiser is stopping your ridiculously retarded ass from splattering the officer all over the pavement because you were too busy checking yourself out in your rear-view and thinking you're too fucking cool for the world to notice he's standing next to the car he's got stopped.

[Dr. Zaius]

Woah this is one of the best pages the lulz thread has had in a while.

[Saxxy]

jesus christ maddox is painfully unfunny.  Why would you post that here :'(

[Dtrain323i]

3. When you set up speed traps, it makes you look like you don't have anything better to do.

I get happy every time I see a speed trap, because I assume it means all criminals have been locked up, you've caught the guys who broke into my car on three separate occasions and my stolen property will be returned shortly, right shitheads? Good job guys, take a break and make some scratch for the city. Because why the hell else would you be sitting on your ass in a ditch if that wasn't the case?

People who speed are awesome. The last thing this world needs is more slow drivers. Traffic jams occur because of idiots braking prematurely.

And when you pull people over, how about doing it in a place that doesn't obstruct traffic? You know what's just as "unsafe" as speeding? Having to swerve into another lane because your stupid car is blocking traffic. Every time I pass another cruiser parked in two lanes, backing up traffic for miles, it makes me punch myself in the jaw until I pass out.

N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics

[Cloud_9ine]

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