TES V: Skyrim

[cbre88x]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=5477.msg234999#msg234999 date=1325260966]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=5477.msg234974#msg234974 date=1325228849]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

Youtube isn't a flash. Just paste the URL as normal.

Arrow to the Knee


[/quote]Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard "You putrid fucking cunt" in Kor's voice.
[/quote]

+1

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=5477.msg235050#msg235050 date=1325290995]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=5477.msg234999#msg234999 date=1325260966]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=5477.msg234974#msg234974 date=1325228849]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

Youtube isn't a flash. Just paste the URL as normal.

Arrow to the Knee


[/quote]Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard "You putrid fucking cunt" in Kor's voice.
[/quote]

+1
[/quote]This entire video would probably be better if Kor dubbed it.

[BS1]

I received Skyrim today from a good friend! Time to have fun.

[Hobospartan]

[Dr. Zaius]

Dude i know, kurt cobain shot himself

that's hardcore

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=5477.msg234864#msg234864 date=1325126203]
i have killed a dragon.

You have killed dragon 1 out of 505438751 2 out of 505438751
[/quote]

truthfully, that was really freaking easy, "oh look, a dragon, it's going to eat my face."  /rapesdragon  "that went better than expected"  

too easy- rape dragon, continue on to get raped by scrub caster mob at the bottom of a hole.

[Vongore]

So.. i got the game and i've been playing it for a while, i'm not very fond of RPGs and i couldn't get into Oblivion, but i'm enjoying this one a bit.

While i don't get is that they don't really tell you what are the things you can do.. like.. i can only cast fire but i can upgrade ice. I know i must get a scroll or something, but still.

Also, i finished Something Blew Barrows along with a very gay elf which turned out to be an asshole and got some words, i have no idea what are they or what they do.

I

[A. Crow]

ice trolls- they fuck you up.

[Coelit]

ice trolls- they fuck you up.

Tenderly.

[A. Crow]

there was nothing "tender" about it.

After a five minute firefight (and I mean that literally) with a named who really like fireballs, I A) am rethinking my "no magic" views, and B) was very disturbed by how much that reminded me of incoming RPGs.

Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him? 

[Badgerman of DOOM]

>get wabbajack
>proceed to give two fucks about no one

[cbre88x]

there was nothing "tender" about it.
After a five minute firefight (and I mean that literally) with a named who really like fireballs, I A) am rethinking my "no magic" views, and B) was very disturbed by how much that reminded me of incoming RPGs.
Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him?  

Trolls are easy. They are weak to fire. You just have to knock their ass with a ton of it and not get hit.

I keep hearing people refer to the 'crisis of Oblivion'..makes me want to play through Oblivion.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=5477.msg235557#msg235557 date=1325700755]
there was nothing "tender" about it.
After a five minute firefight (and I mean that literally) with a named who really like fireballs, I A) am rethinking my "no magic" views, and B) was very disturbed by how much that reminded me of incoming RPGs.
Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him?  

Trolls are easy. They are weak to fire. You just have to knock their ass with a ton of it and not get hit.

I keep hearing people refer to the 'crisis of Oblivion'..makes me want to play through Oblivion.
[/quote]

Don't bother.  Oblivion was a fun game but the main story was the weakest part by far.  Quick summary: Demons invade, you find the hero and the magical macguffins, demons go away.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=5477.msg235629#msg235629 date=1325789421]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=5477.msg235557#msg235557 date=1325700755]
there was nothing "tender" about it.
After a five minute firefight (and I mean that literally) with a named who really like fireballs, I A) am rethinking my "no magic" views, and B) was very disturbed by how much that reminded me of incoming RPGs.
Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him? 

Trolls are easy. They are weak to fire. You just have to knock their ass with a ton of it and not get hit.

I keep hearing people refer to the 'crisis of Oblivion'..makes me want to play through Oblivion.
[/quote]

Don't bother.  Oblivion was a fun game but the main story was the weakest part by far.  Quick summary: Demons invade, you find the hero and the magical macguffins, demons go away.
[/quote]

I'll probably just read a wiki summary. I don't have enough time to play through another fairly large game. I haven't even made a dent into Skyrim..

[Moosendoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...fmj1O3D24#!

[Squishy3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...fmj1O3D24#!

this was funnier for the tank because the tank was actually a macho man.

this shit is way better.
Skyrim Futurama Zoidberg Mudcrab Mod 1.1

[Coelit]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=5477.msg235754#msg235754 date=1325910257]
[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=5477.msg235629#msg235629 date=1325789421]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=5477.msg235557#msg235557 date=1325700755]
there was nothing "tender" about it.
After a five minute firefight (and I mean that literally) with a named who really like fireballs, I A) am rethinking my "no magic" views, and B) was very disturbed by how much that reminded me of incoming RPGs.
Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him? 

Trolls are easy. They are weak to fire. You just have to knock their ass with a ton of it and not get hit.

I keep hearing people refer to the 'crisis of Oblivion'..makes me want to play through Oblivion.
[/quote]

Don't bother.  Oblivion was a fun game but the main story was the weakest part by far.  Quick summary: Demons invade, you find the hero and the magical macguffins, demons go away.
[/quote]

I'll probably just read a wiki summary. I don't have enough time to play through another fairly large game. I haven't even made a dent into Skyrim..
[/quote]

:C I liked Oblivion.

[Versus]

oblivion was terrible

if i had more than 24 hours in a day i would play skyrim w/ macho dragon mod

[matter11]

Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him? 

If you follow foxes they will lead you to something that you have not yet found. sometimes a location and sometimes treasure. It can be ambiguous as to when they are done leading you.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=5477.msg235557#msg235557 date=1325700755]
Why is there always a fox running around me?  And why can I never manage to hit him? 

If you follow foxes they will lead you to something that you have not yet found. sometimes a location and sometimes treasure. It can be ambiguous as to when they are done leading you.
[/quote]

I watched some skeletons kill a fox outside the Dust Cairn today. I felt a little bad..

So I went and turned them into ashes.