The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237046#msg237046 date=1326918282]
I'm home for less than a week, then I head to podunk, AR for the rest of this month and the first week of next month.

http://www.podunkarkansas.com/
[/quote]It's actually Russellville, which is in Pope County (which is dry). I plan on stocking up on liquor in Little Rock (where I'm flying in).

[K2]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg237051#msg237051 date=1326920338]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237046#msg237046 date=1326918282]
I'm home for less than a week, then I head to podunk, AR for the rest of this month and the first week of next month.

http://www.podunkarkansas.com/
[/quote]It's actually Russellville, which is in Pope County (which is dry). I plan on stocking up on liquor in Little Rock (where I'm flying in).
[/quote]

I used to live a couple hours away from there. Arkansas (or at least the northwest part) is nowhere near as bad as it tends to be portrayed, though it is pretty boring.

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237053#msg237053 date=1326921058]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg237051#msg237051 date=1326920338]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237046#msg237046 date=1326918282]
I'm home for less than a week, then I head to podunk, AR for the rest of this month and the first week of next month.

http://www.podunkarkansas.com/
[/quote]It's actually Russellville, which is in Pope County (which is dry). I plan on stocking up on liquor in Little Rock (where I'm flying in).
[/quote]I used to live a couple hours away from there. Arkansas (or at least the northwest part) is nowhere near as bad as it tends to be portrayed, though it is pretty boring.
[/quote]I've been warned about the area by people who have actually been to this plant. And if I can't get a drink, I'm going to go crazy, I just know it.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg237051#msg237051 date=1326920338]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237046#msg237046 date=1326918282]
I'm home for less than a week, then I head to podunk, AR for the rest of this month and the first week of next month.

http://www.podunkarkansas.com/
[/quote]It's actually Russellville, which is in Pope County (which is dry). I plan on stocking up on liquor in Little Rock (where I'm flying in).
[/quote]

Its not a conagra plant is it? They have a facility in Russellville

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[A. Crow]

[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg237071#msg237071 date=1326929153]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237053#msg237053 date=1326921058]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg237051#msg237051 date=1326920338]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg237046#msg237046 date=1326918282]
I'm home for less than a week, then I head to podunk, AR for the rest of this month and the first week of next month.

http://www.podunkarkansas.com/
[/quote]It's actually Russellville, which is in Pope County (which is dry). I plan on stocking up on liquor in Little Rock (where I'm flying in).
[/quote]I used to live a couple hours away from there. Arkansas (or at least the northwest part) is nowhere near as bad as it tends to be portrayed, though it is pretty boring.
[/quote]I've been warned about the area by people who have actually been to this plant. And if I can't get a drink, I'm going to go crazy, I just know it.
[/quote]

You are an alcoholic.  Welcome to the club.

[Surf314]

I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

[Dtrain323i]

I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

Disregard medical issues, acquire moonshine

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg237132#msg237132 date=1326979401]
I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

Disregard medical issues, acquire moonshine
[/quote]

I had some army community services bitch tell me that since I had 2+ drinks more that twice a week I was an alcoholic. 

We're all alcoholics!

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg237134#msg237134 date=1326981994]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg237132#msg237132 date=1326979401]
I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

Disregard medical issues, acquire moonshine
[/quote]

I had some army community services bitch tell me that since I had 2+ drinks more that twice a week I was an alcoholic. 

We're all alcoholics!
[/quote]

p sure if you have less than 2 drinks twice a week then you're a Mormon.

[Kirby]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg237140#msg237140 date=1326986741]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg237134#msg237134 date=1326981994]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg237132#msg237132 date=1326979401]
I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

Disregard medical issues, acquire moonshine
[/quote]

I had some army community services bitch tell me that since I had 2+ drinks more that twice a week I was an alcoholic. 

We're all alcoholics!
[/quote]

p sure if you have less than 2 drinks twice a week then you're a Mormon.
[/quote]


I'm a Mormon.

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=3709.msg237397#msg237397 date=1327171760]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg237140#msg237140 date=1326986741]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg237134#msg237134 date=1326981994]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg237132#msg237132 date=1326979401]
I definitely cannot go to ACEN. I just realized that because of my surgery and other days I will probably have to use time during the exam period to make up hours for my externship. That means I will have less time to study and will need that weekend. I think I may have overdone it this semester.

Disregard medical issues, acquire moonshine
[/quote]

I had some army community services bitch tell me that since I had 2+ drinks more that twice a week I was an alcoholic. 

We're all alcoholics!
[/quote]

p sure if you have less than 2 drinks twice a week then you're a Mormon.
[/quote]


I'm a Mormon.
[/quote]

should have added some sort of mary jane caveat to my Claim of Fact.

[KarthXLR]

My bathtub drain has always been kind of backed up, but it's gotten worse recently. I decided to clean it out finally. The people here before me had really long hair.  :-X

[ZargonX]

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[at0m]

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yeah I definitely would've preferred them winning, I definitely hate the Patriots more than I hate the Ravens.

Although I heard that Cundiff tried to commit suicide after the game, but he couldn't kick the chair. that was a joke

Go Giants, that was a fun game to watch, for sure. 4th OT in NFC championship history, good times.

[A. Crow]

I hear there is a media blackout in the Baltimore region of Cundiff's lynching. 

[Dtrain323i]

go go boring ass superbowl

Go Pats (because fuck Eli Manning with a rusted dildo)

[matter11]

go go boring ass superbowl

Go Pats (because fuck Eli Manning with a rusted dildo)

go gmen to troll pie.

[A. Crow]

I remember the last time this happened, there was a hardcore pats fan in our circle of friends, we trolled the shit out of him all game, and for weeks after. 

I really don't care who wins, I just hope one of these pretty boys ends up with a career ending concussion.  That, at least, will be interesting.

[kaese]

Went to the dentist today and was poked with the anesthesia needle for about 12 times in my lower left jaw area because it would not go completely numb.
Now my mouth is lopsided and I can't eat nor speak normally for hours lol ahhhh....wonderful.

[Stein]

Well I'm a mix up of emotions here.
Girl I've been falling for tells me she got drunk and slept with one of her friends. Now, I know I'm not supposed to give a shit cause we're not actually dating. But I feel like shit and for some reason she cares enough to tell me about it. She ditched out on our movie night for next week because of this probably, although I don't really know the real reason.

It's kinda my fault that I'm feeling this way, she told me flat out that she didn't want a relationship. However, up until this point we've been getting along extremely well and it sure seemed like she was interested, with the whole texting me all day every day thing.

Maybe it's for the better that I just fuck off right now, I don't know if I can be with a girl that likes to get blackout drunk.

Welp, back to not talking to anyone on a day to day basis again. I fucking hate this town. I'm going to do this new job for a year or two and then I'm going to pack up and just drive south. I just wish it didn't cost so much to get an apartment. I'm too dumb to put myself in a bad financial position, but I'm too dumb to figure out how to escape this hellhole. At least I have weightlifting. And maybe this winter will go by quickly so I can get back on the bike.

Welcome to my life. Moving on sucks, but lingering sucks more. Whattup wasted three months.

Went to the dentist today and was poked with the anesthesia needle for about 12 times in my lower left jaw area because it would not go completely numb.
Now my mouth is lopsided and I can't eat nor speak normally for hours lol ahhhh....wonderful.

Lol, sorry, but on the bright side at least that sounds kinda fun.