Introductions are Serious Business

[Ms Serious Business]

I have been requested to create an introduction thread. Before today, I felt it was unneeded to post on the forums and playing TF2 and chatting on IRC would suffice...UNTIL:

[13:45] <TOH> Forum posting is serious business
[13:45] <TOH> And you seem to be all about that
[13:45] <TOH> Thus, you must do it
[13:46] <TOH> Otherwise you will merely be someone who plays on Red in the eyes of many

As I had been labelled simply as someone who "plays on Red sometimes," I began to furiously type these words in between the cornucopia of tears that are gushing down my face.

THEREFORE, I am Ms Serious Business. I play TF2 on Red sometimes. If you have any questions you would like me to answer, I may or may not answer them depending on how interesting it is.

[Dtrain323i]

Post tits pics

[Eightball]

[TOH]

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Didzo]

You have cool hats so you're fine by me.

[at0m]

Post tits pics

dongs.

[Ms Serious Business]

How many roads must a man walk down?

The only way I could possibly reply back to this question with the same level of intensity is by turning on some serious business porno music and removing the PG-13 rating off this introduction thread.

[TOH]

[quote author=TOH link=topic=6243.msg238822#msg238822 date=1328815905]
How many roads must a man walk down?

The only way I could possibly reply back to this question with the same level of intensity is by turning on some serious business porno music and removing the PG-13 rating off this introduction thread.
[/quote]

Go for it.

[at0m]

[quote author=Ms Serious Business link=topic=6243.msg238827#msg238827 date=1328816379]
[quote author=TOH link=topic=6243.msg238822#msg238822 date=1328815905]
How many roads must a man walk down?

The only way I could possibly reply back to this question with the same level of intensity is by turning on some serious business porno music and removing the PG-13 rating off this introduction thread.
[/quote]

Go for it.
[/quote]yeah, anything's fair game basically anywhere around here.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=TOH link=topic=6243.msg238822#msg238822 date=1328815905]
How many roads must a man walk down?

The only way I could possibly reply back to this question with the same level of intensity is by turning on some serious business porno music and removing the PG-13 rating off this introduction thread.
[/quote]

[Ms Serious Business]

In response to: "How many roads must a man walk down?"

WELL THEN, I SHALL GIVE YOU 42 REPLIES TO THIS STATEMENT:

42. As many as it takes. Most boring, cliche'd response to this question.
41. A real man doesn't worry about such questions. He just struts down that road not giving a fuck!
40. Now, is this man walking unhindered by anything else? This is important as walking down roads with a big black dildo up your ass may or may not impair your judgement.
39. You like popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles (therefore, you will wake up in a tub full of ice, with one of your kidneys in a jar next to you, ultimately being the last road you walked on in your life)...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
38. If it's a road straight to fatchicksinpartyhats.com, then the answer is obvious. ONE!
37. Do you have a segway? If not, I suggest you invest in one.
36. Is there a road made of dongs? This may affect the answer of the question depending on your personal preferences.
35. Depends. How many drinks have you bought me already?
34. Are you watching porn while walking down the road? Cause walking tripod may or may not increase your speed down these roads to your future destination.
33. Do you have as bad of a sense of direction as I do? Then you might end up in Timbuktu.
32. Are your legs tired? Because DAYUM bitch you've been running through my mind ALL day long!
31. If these paths are made of Rocky Road, you might end up dying of diabeetus before you make it anywhere.
30. Are there free tits guaranteed at the end of one of the roads?
29. Are they my tits? If they are, then BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE!
28. Do you take the road less traveled? Then you are just super tryhard hipster. GTFO.
27. Depends on what it takes to get you to stop. For me, I would stop on any road with cute, chubby puppies. Even if it ended up in a white van with no windows.
26. How do you still have energy to continue down these roads? I'm getting tired just thinking of ones to go down.
25. Are you young, married, have children, and live in a small, suburban town with a cute home with a white picket fence? Then you've already walked down the road of hell, my friend.
24. dongs. dongs upon dongs.
23. Are you on a quest to find gay midget porn? Then you'll be wandering for a lifetime like me, never to be satiated.
22. If this were faerie solitaire, I would have already finished.
21. If this were Candyland, you would be be passing up being with Queen Frostine, cute little Princess Lolly, and hell EVEN Grandma Nut...all to be with King Candy...alone in his palace together...forever.
20. Only emo children walk DOWN paths. I, for one, walk UP the path of glory and amazzofabulousness.
19. If the road split between a path with a tentacle rape monster or a dung monster that has dung cannons all over his body, which road would you take? This is very important to ponder when walking down roads of life.
18. Is it Friday? Which seat can you take?
17. Are you following a yellow brick road? Then prepare to end up in the land of DISAPPOINTMENT AND UNFULFILLED DREAMS AND DESIRES.
16. Depending on how much time you have. As for someone like me, obviously I have a lot of it.
15. You a hot chick? Then you will have a one-way road straight to my pants!
14. Are you intoxicated? You might end up traveling many roads and finding yourself caught up in a leather and bondage party. Promise this is not me talking from past experience.
13. dongs. The scratch and sniff kinds.
12. Why do you want to walk on roads in the first place? I'd rather walk upon lines of big, bodacious ta-ta's.
11. Are you traveling alone or with friends? If your response is the first choice, then congratulations! YOU ARE FOREVERALONE. I will now proceed to gift you a copy of Dinner Date, where you can spend the rest of your lonely nights simulating a guy who is having a lonely night.
10. How full is your wallet mang? If it's overflowin' then that's a straight shot to a woman's vajayjay.
9. Are you trying to role play with me by asking this? It'll take more than a few nice words to turn that road into a Crocodile Mile! (For you babies who aren't old enough to remember this: Crocodile Mile).
8. Are you following your mom? Then she's probably heading to my bed right now.
7. If we're assuming road = how many times you've nailed a chick...WELL THEN, we never had to step on a road in the first place!
6. Have you questioned yourself as to why you're wandering down roads in the first place? I, for one, as a basement dwelling creeper, find no need to ever leave the comforts of my tiny, pitch-black room in fear I might actually have contact with other people.
5. Are we on plr_pipeline or cp_steel?
4. In essence, this entire post is my road, and you've just been walking down many minutes of time wasted.
3. If you haven't figured it out by now, then you'll probably be wandering this world aimlessly for eternity...alone.
2. dongs. The ones that look like Neil Patrick Harris.

Ultimately it comes to this:
1. Come find me on Red or IRC, and we'll talk about it. Cyber sex not guaranteed unless you actually sat and read through this entire post for which I will label you a God that walks among mortals...or someone who has too much free time on his hands.

THERE! I think I posted enough to make up for all the non-posting I've done.  8) 8) 8)

[KarthXLR]

[ZargonX]

29. Are they my tits? If they are, then BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE!

*raises eyebrow*

[rumsfald]

How many roads must a man walk down?

Depends on whether you take a left at Albuquerque.

Bugs Bunny Albuquerque

[TOH]

No music, and I'd say that still fits in the confines of PG-13. Tsk tsk.

[zaneyard]

whgat the fuck is this

[CaffeinePowered]

Crocodile Mile).

Mr. BUCKET


This thread is now about early to mid 90s commercials for children's toys

[TOH]

Gator Golf!

Give it a whack

That kid's a pro at getting the ball in his mouth

[Ms Serious Business]

Gator Golf!

Give it a whack

That kid's a pro at getting the ball in his mouth

It's like, HERE TAKE A SHOT DAD! ZOMG YOU MISSED! NOOB! LOLOLOL!!

[rumsfald]

This thread is now about early to mid 90s commercials for children's toys

Oblig.

Happy Fun Ball (old SNL spoof commercial)