at0m has been bested in the sex machine department. Now with more NSFW

[Dtrain323i]

Found this on my "libertarian gun nut" forum


Found in a thread on a Lamborghini forum about marriage and divorce:

As a Divorce Attorney I say: "dont marry them and dont breed with them"

as a man I say: I prefer a relationship as mine. I have a Concubine. She is my Sex Slave. It works. Now excuse me while I take my Concubine to Bangkok Tomorrow!!!! for a Red Light District tour with our Monkey. Yes....our monkey. The whole ..rafting naked with porn stars (and a monkey) experience from last week left me still in the mood if you know what I mean. really. Rafting with porn stars naked. ... yep. serious.

I wish all of you here (my fellow Lambo enthusiasts) a wonderful week while I ..... attend to a certain Ping Pong championship ..in Bangkok. and yes..the girls will not use paddles to shoot the balls over the net.. .

I am serious and I am a real person..lol

these are just this months adventures. I absolutely love my life and wish only the best for all around me. .. oh yeah. I f'n love my lambos too. Gonna rock the Aventador in Gumball3000 this year. the lp560 did bullrun last year.

"Dont Breed with them and Dont Marry them"

really. I am serious. yep. serious. I promise. someone here must know me and know this is very very true.

The Secret for my Concubine and I is rules and responsibilities. she has the responsibility to give (1) Blowjob to me every single day without fail at 9p.m. - 11 p.m. each night. 4 1/2 years later we have not missed a day. I know youy are saying... "what if she is sick; what is something comes up..." I respectfully remind her that this is a non-negotiable item and that I will receive one blowjob a day... thats it. It is what I have declared that I require.

Secondly; She is graded on 10 items each month with 2 extra credit. She must perform all 10 sexual acts monthly and two extra credit (to obtain a A+)

She has gotten an A in gift giving montyhs ... Yeah for February!!!

She usually gets a B.

Why does a woman who loves sex get less than an A+???
I mean she does have 27 separate moves. Yes 27,.... 27 moves.

Well the 10 items (we have never disclosed what they are) are so f'n "out there" sometimes dangerous or difficult (and certainly impossible for non-pornstar types) that she cant do them all

they are a list of the most insane crazy shit I ever gotten and just so no-one gets lazy in this relationship... we do them all every-month.


anyway, mutual respect; listening to each other ..blah blah blah.... I divorced that when it got fat.

27 moves; 1 blow job a day from 9-11; and a 10 point grading system; 2 areas for extra credit

27-1-9-11-10 and 2 ....play those numbers if youre not rich enough already. those are the mathematical formula to a happy long term marriage/concubine relationship.

Oh and when you see t.v. sitcoms where the man is a pussy begging some old bitch for sex (everyone loves Raymond...) know you dont have to be like that.

And when I see movies about tenderness and love making I just wonder if it is real.. I mean where is all of the... name calling; spitting; hitting SEX! whats all that face to face ..looking in the eyes and romantic kissing all about. People really go for that shit.

No Judgements. Maybe everyone is happy and that is truly great! I love my way of staying happy and it is a fringe point of view that maybe could be appreciated by some.... even for entertainment value..
But I say this: It is real. Ask anyone who knows us and Ask my Concubine what grade she got for being "good" at the next bull fest. she will tell you. she is proud of it. Is there a whore olympics? If no.. I already got her the medal. serious. she wears it.

So any way, right after that some folks that knew him chimed in with pics. Turns out he wasn't lying, he was on MTV for the TV series "Bullrun". Look up "Bryan and Concubine" on the site.




There are more pictures but I'm at work and they aren't exactly SFW. I'll post them when I get home.

[Saxxy]

cool you found an asshole on the internet

[rumsfald]

I bet he has a case full of this

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=23d_1262726056

[Didzo]

wtf

why

why would that even be a thing

[copulatingduck]

wtf

why

why would that even be a thing

because vaginas (hope I'm not too late with the reddit copypasta!)

[Dtrain323i]

I bet he has a case full of this

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=23d_1262726056

I was thinking more like this

SP by Odion

[zaneyard]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=6241.msg238724#msg238724 date=1328671702]
wtf

why

why would that even be a thing

because vaginas (hope I'm not too late with the reddit copypasta!)
[/quote]
I am now calling it the fun tunnel.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

I want pics.

[Dtrain323i]

I want pics.

Ok. NSFW from here on out:

[Azure_Angel]

This is why we can't have nice things...

[kaese]

What's with the toy monkey (they aren't monkeys I know, they are those scary monkey-like creatures that I always see humping each other in the zoo...not referring to the humans).

[at0m]

This looks like a fun thread. I'll have to check it out when I get home.

[cbre88x]

This looks like a fun thread. I'll have to check it out when I get home.

More like proving that government bailouts are doing great things for the rich.

[Versus]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=6241.msg238809#msg238809 date=1328810582]
This looks like a fun thread. I'll have to check it out when I get home.

More like proving that government bailouts are doing great things for the rich.
[/quote]

thanks guys

[Luinbariel]

She's a bit creepy.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=6241.msg238813#msg238813 date=1328813525]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=6241.msg238809#msg238809 date=1328810582]
This looks like a fun thread. I'll have to check it out when I get home.

More like proving that government bailouts are doing great things for the rich wall street junkie/banker.
[/quote]

thanks guys
[/quote]

fixed, I know not all rich people got their money in a malicious way. my girlfriend's family is really well off and I know they've earned every penny they've made.

[at0m]

Eh, lawyer dude looks like a huge douche, and all of the women with the sole exception of the tall brunette in the last picture look like trailer trash. And the tall brunette looks stoned out of her gourd.

However, this thread reminds me of something.

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.

Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.

I think I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.

[Sogo]

Eh, lawyer dude looks like a huge douche, and all of the women with the sole exception of the tall brunette in the last picture look like trailer trash. And the tall brunette looks stoned out of her gourd.

However, this thread reminds me of something.

[quote author=Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash]Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.

Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.

I think I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
[/quote]

I remember that book. We were supposed to write an analysis of the first five-ten chapters of a book in one of my language arts classes, but I decided I'd rather read the rest of the book than do that.