The Drunk Thread

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Threw up twice last night, granted I drew 3 Kings in our game of King's Cup and had already downed a 40oz of Olde English by that point.

Seriously reconsidering ingesting poison for fun.

Also lol Ensign.

[A. Crow]

Happy Birfday: Me. 

My birthday present is officially being off active duty. 

[Greatbacon]

Offed a bottle of wine and won a game of Settlers of Catan.  What a great evening.

[Stein]

Whiskey + essay = easy/quick page written.

[Didzo]

Whiskey + essay = easy/quick page written.

I hope you proofread while sober before submitting.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=753.msg239783#msg239783 date=1330165271]
Whiskey + essay = easy/quick page written.

I hope you proofread while sober before submitting.
[/quote]


Get it.


Proofread.


Proof.



OH SNAPNESS.

[Stein]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=753.msg239783#msg239783 date=1330165271]
Whiskey + essay = easy/quick page written.

I hope you proofread while sober before submitting.
[/quote]
Nope.
Teacher loved it.

[Squishy3]

VJBA LS MEXUCO

[A. Crow]

bump.

[Squishy3]

had a good night at the bar tonight too. they played backstreet boys, britney spears, britney spears, britney spears in that exact order. also lots of chicks poledancing for free shots. there was this amazing one in a tight blue dress but she she was with some stupid 60 year old biker and i wasn't drunk enough to start a fight and the people i was with left before i was able to get drunk enough and didn't feel like sitting there getting drunk on my own

[Stein]

I could be out tonight possibly drinking for free (Its Purim tonight!) and playing Klesmer piano at a party, but instead I'm in my room super sick with a dumb cold and now I'm going to bed at 930.

[Greatbacon]

So, I got some things to say:

First of all: I'm glad this thread didn't drop off the front page so I had to go look for it while I was drunk.

Second: I'm pretty proud of how well my typing and spelling and grammar is even though I'm drunk.

Third:  I'm super sad I'm not making it to ACEN this year, so we damn well better have the best third IRL meetup ever next year.

Fourth:  (This one is just to brag) I'm drinking beer from the Detroit of my state and it's still some of the best beer I've had.  So suck on that.

Fifth: Since Planetside 2 is going to be free 2 play, we damn well better see every single one of you motherfuckers in the outfit so we can run the largest fucking tank column this side of Cyssor.

(posting without even previewing, that's how proud I am of this post)

[Stein]

So, I got some things to say:

First of all: I'm glad this thread didn't drop off the front page so I had to go look for it while I was drunk.

Second: I'm pretty proud of how well my typing and spelling and grammar is even though I'm drunk.

Third:  I'm super sad I'm not making it to ACEN this year, so we damn well better have the best third IRL meetup ever next year.

Fourth:  (This one is just to brag) I'm drinking beer from the Detroit of my state and it's still some of the best beer I've had.  So suck on that.

Fifth: Since Planetside 2 is going to be free 2 play, we damn well better see every single one of you motherfuckers in the outfit so we can run the largest fucking tank column this side of Cyssor.

(posting without even previewing, that's how proud I am of this post)

like



hope I have time for Planetside 2

Wish I was doing something fun tonight. Eff dead week(end). My finals aren't until Weds and Thurs.

[A. Crow]

I got voice mail from a recruited named "Chas" today for a job I don't really want, when I call him back, I'm going to tell him, "Chas?  Well, I'm going to call you Charles.  Why?  Because Chas is an idiotic name, and I'd like to at least pretend I'm not dealing with an idiot." 

[at0m]

I got voice mail from a recruited named "Chas" today for a job I don't really want, when I call him back, I'm going to tell him, "Chas?  Well, I'm going to call you Charles.  Why?  Because Chas is an idiotic name, and I'd like to at least pretend I'm not dealing with an idiot." 

Dude might actually be that unlucky. Hippie parents do bad things.

[Kirby]

HEY EERYONE 9I MADE SURE TO HIT THE ACAPSLOCK BUTTON FOR THI BBECUAASSE IM DRUNK GURSWESS WHAT

SPORE WILL APPRECIUAT4 THIS


IM AT A BLWOLON A;LEY IN P9ORTLAND CALLED YANBKEE ALNES AND IM RAL,Y REALLY DRIUNK AND ITS ONLYLIKE 3l30 PM INT HE AFTEWRNOOPN AND TS A VOMAPNY PARTY WITH NA OP[EN BAR AND PAPANRENY;Y RHTERESS WIFI NEAR HERE BECUse im charing SOMEONES PH?ONE BECASUEM ME LATOP HAS A SUSB [PORT AND WOW I NED TO DRIVE HOME AFTYER THIS WHAT THE FUCK AMDI GOIGN TO DO?!12

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg240989#msg240989 date=1331699229]
I got voice mail from a recruited named "Chas" today for a job I don't really want, when I call him back, I'm going to tell him, "Chas?  Well, I'm going to call you Charles.  Why?  Because Chas is an idiotic name, and I'd like to at least pretend I'm not dealing with an idiot." 

Dude might actually be that unlucky. Hippie parents do bad things.
[/quote]

yeah, i'm not getting that job.  lol

[Kirby]

HEY EERYONE 9I MADE SURE TO HIT THE ACAPSLOCK BUTTON FOR THI BBECUAASSE IM DRUNK GURSWESS WHAT

SPORE WILL APPRECIUAT4 THIS


IM AT A BLWOLON A;LEY IN P9ORTLAND CALLED YANBKEE ALNES AND IM RAL,Y REALLY DRIUNK AND ITS ONLYLIKE 3l30 PM INT HE AFTEWRNOOPN AND TS A VOMAPNY PARTY WITH NA OP[EN BAR AND PAPANRENY;Y RHTERESS WIFI NEAR HERE BECUse im charing SOMEONES PH?ONE BECASUEM ME LATOP HAS A SUSB [PORT AND WOW I NED TO DRIVE HOME AFTYER THIS WHAT THE FUCK AMDI GOIGN TO DO?!12

Jesus fuck how the hell did I drive home after that....

And for that matter, what am I going to do now? It's 11:30PM, I have to work tomorrow and I just slept from like 4PM until now, gogo wide awake.

Now I remember why I don't drink

[copulatingduck]

so hungry but wahtataburgers here have gone to shit, may they RIP

[rumsfald]

so hungry but wahtataburgers here have gone to shit, may they RIP