Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[Kirby]

The secret mating rituals of feral Eightballs

[Squishy3]

that ddr movie looks amazing

[Dr. Zaius]

[Squishy3]

i sincerely hope that is omar little on that.

[ThunderStain]

[Dtrain323i]

BID BID BID BID BID BID BID

[Black Aspen]

https://twitter.com/#!/scadam_skirata/st...7394338816

[Wyrmidon]

Won't let me rehost on imgur, hopefully it works.

[k0ala]

[kaese]

http://hardcorecorn.com/

hot

[ZargonX]

http://hardcorecorn.com/

hot

dat cob

[Kirby]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg240272#msg240272 date=1330882794]
http://hardcorecorn.com/

hot

dat cob
[/quote]


I just spent like 15 minutes shucking my ear to that shit.

[rumsfald]

^ you sound like a couple of stalkers.

[Dr. Zaius]

you guys can't even build a pyramid properly.

egypt -1
brbu - 0

[zaneyard]

[kaese]

http://ilovericksantorum.tumblr.com/tagged/fanfic

What there is so far:

It all started one day when I went to protest outside planned parent hood. Our eyes Met and it was like sparks fly (copyright taylor Swift). He came over to Me and said “hey there pretty Lady what brings you hear today” and I said “the word of the Lord” and he said “amen”. I asked him if he wanted to go to Golden corral and get a bite to Eat. He looked at Me intensely and sexily whispered in my ear…

“I can’t. I’m married.”

“Senator!!!!! of course your married” I said to him, because DUH!!! “I JUST want to talk to you about the persecution of Christians in the united states of America.” He says ‘oh ok” and so we go to our fave restauraunt golden corral. We had steaks and shrimp and soft serve ice cream and they were so good and he even paid…what a Gentleman. But then all of a sudden the worst thing Happened…..mr. Barack Hussein Obama walked into Golden Corrall of all places!!

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!” Rick SCREAMED!!

“I am Here because I was just at planned parenthood giving Them a big grant to abort children (who are OBVIOUSLY living….murderer) ” Barack Hussein Obama said.

“How DARE YOU!!!” Rick said

“Get out Please :-)” i yelled as barack Hussein Obama left and went to Arbys instead

“Your so brave talking to the worst president ever like that little lady” rick said to me as he stroked my hair. I turned away…and smiled bigger than ever before.

Now that I Had imprewssed Rick with my courage we Left the restaurant and went for a walk down the Street…”what are you thginking about?” rick said and looked at me with his beautiful face. “oh…nothing” I said which was a lie because I was Thinking about alot.  We ended up sitting on a Bench with some gir,ls face on it…No i wont buy a house from you I thought because the housing market stinks *thanks Obama*. After we sat for like 10 minutes i heard the ring. Ricks samsung Blackjack was ringing.

It was his wife…

[Sogo]

Rick Santorum fanfic

This can't be a thing. I refuse to believe this is a thing.

[kaese]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg240335#msg240335 date=1330920661]
Rick Santorum fanfic

This can't be a thing. I refuse to believe this is a thing.
[/quote]

My friend and I suspect this person is a troll. The blog is still funny nonetheless and gave us many laughs.


"Me at one of his Speeches :-)"

[[SiN] Merc]

Electabuzz

[A. Crow]

50 degrees yesterday???? 60 degrees tomorrow???  LAST NIGHT- 6 FUCKING INCHES OF SNOW- MORE SNOW THAN WE'VE GOTTEN ALL YEAR, COMBINED. 

BRB, going to go find some personification of the weather and give him some lithium.  And then shoot him in the head.