Mass Effect 3! OMG! [Spoilers]

[[SiN] Merc]

Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

[Dtrain323i]

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Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

You didn't like blue sky child?

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=5237.msg241126#msg241126 date=1331843102]
Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

You didn't like blue sky child?
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I wanted to punt him right in his retarded space cunt.

[Hobospartan]

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[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=5237.msg241128#msg241128 date=1331843634]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=5237.msg241126#msg241126 date=1331843102]
Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

You didn't like blue sky child?
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I wanted to punt him right in his retarded space cunt.
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You just put all the feelings I had about the ending into words better than I ever could have.  Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=5237.msg241129#msg241129 date=1331843704]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=5237.msg241128#msg241128 date=1331843634]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=5237.msg241126#msg241126 date=1331843102]
Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

You didn't like blue sky child?
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I wanted to punt him right in his retarded space cunt.
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You just put all the feelings I had about the ending into words better than I ever could have.  Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.
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I try to be the voice of the people, my old friend. I aim to please.

[KarthXLR]

So, me not buying this game is a good thing from what I hear.

[Bonesinger]

So, me not buying this game is a good thing from what I hear.

No, the game is still a blast to play. It just manages to trip and fall on its face at the finish line (last 10 minutes)

[Maxon]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=5237.msg241186#msg241186 date=1331880380]
So, me not buying this game is a good thing from what I hear.

No, the game is still a blast to play. It just manages to trip and fall on its face at the finish line (last 10 minutes)
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Yeah I had a good time playing it.  I think I probably enjoyed it more than I did ME2, despite being shorter.  The ending is even better...up till the choices part, but everything before that was pretty solid I thought.  Good humor, some very intense moments, a great and challenging building up to the climax, and then derp.  I'm actually gonna do another playthrough of it, go with my actual romantic choice of Tali (Despite more derpness involving that), and max out all the guns and buy the Spectre guns.  Also will mix up my squad use and probably try out some of the powers I decided to pass on.  Sorta wish you could change up your entire class type when doing another playthrough, but it's not too big of a deal.

[Dtrain323i]

The first thing they need to patch is your face not getting imported  >

[Saxxy]

Started another playthrough.

This game is fun

[Squishy3]

I got stuck in an area where there is absolutely no way to get back up. It looks like I should be able to slide up against cover, but I cannot. Also, thanks Bioware for removing the developer console so I can't no clip my way out. Hell, even if it was implemented, I probably still wouldn't be able to no clip my way out.

[Maxon]

Community Goal: Inflict heavy casualties on Reaper “brutes” on March 16th, 17th, and 18th.

Community Unlock: If this goal is met, all N7 squads will be awarded a Victory Pack that can be unlocked the following week.

Squad Goal: Successful extraction from a Reaper-held zone at a Silver threat level or higher.

Squad Unlock: Your squad will be granted a Commendation Pack.

Any player who is part of a squad that beats the Reaper faction on Silver difficulty or better will unlock one Commendation Pack.  This means that at least one member of the squad must be extracted at the end of the mission – this will earn all squad members the reward. Each player can earn a maximum of one pack, and each pack contains a random N7 Arsenal Weapon. Originally only available as single-player weapons via the N7 Collector’s Edition, these multiplayer variants will be exceptionally rare and are NOT obtainable through regular purchasable Reinforcement Packs.  The Commendation Packs will contain one of the following guns at random: N7 Crusader Shotgun, N7 Eagle Pistol, N7 Hurricane SMG, and N7 Valiant Sniper Rifle.

Pretty cool community challenge.  I need to get my soldier maxed out and probably beef up my guns before doing a silver challenge.

[Trace]

I got stuck in an area where there is absolutely no way to get back up. It looks like I should be able to slide up against cover, but I cannot. Also, thanks Bioware for removing the developer console so I can't no clip my way out. Hell, even if it was implemented, I probably still wouldn't be able to no clip my way out.

If it's on that mission to get that turian guy, I had that bug too. Just restart the mission, there's supposed to be a big battle in that area.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=5237.msg241225#msg241225 date=1331937360]
I got stuck in an area where there is absolutely no way to get back up. It looks like I should be able to slide up against cover, but I cannot. Also, thanks Bioware for removing the developer console so I can't no clip my way out. Hell, even if it was implemented, I probably still wouldn't be able to no clip my way out.

If it's on that mission to get that turian guy, I had that bug too. Just restart the mission, there's supposed to be a big battle in that area.
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The bug happens if you kill the Harvester beforehand. Just shoot it enough to make it fly away.

[Vandamguy]

Merc link=topic=5237.msg241126#msg241126 date=1331843102]
Just wanted to join in and say that this games ending was dildos.

I don't mind the death of Shepherd, but for God's sake, at least give me some closure on the races or faces.

qft


proper ending: Return of the king - 40 minutes (or 400 pages) after they melt the ring and they're still doing epilogue


fucking waste of time ending. ME3 - 3 minutes of pallet swap videos fuck fuck fyou

[Striker]

Never played a Mass Effect game, never really had much interested in them.  But after seeing all this hulla ba lo over the ending.  Some one took a big step towards that.

He's suing EA and BIOware over the ending.

Take a look inside.

[Kor]

Just finished; EA could have saved themselves the world of QQ they're getting with 15 minutes of epilogue. All in all though, enjoyable journey. Worth the 'DL'.


WTB Tali sextapes. The photo was a superb touch. Nicely timed, good emotional beat to it.

[CaffeinePowered]

What the flowchart should have been for the end (spoilers)

[Vandamguy]

Just finished; EA could have saved themselves the world of QQ they're getting with 15 minutes of epilogue. All in all though, enjoyable journey. Worth the 'DL'.


WTB Tali sextapes. The photo was a superb touch. Nicely timed, good emotional beat to it.

remumbah me?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/r...s-Effect-3

[Maxon]

SO LAZY.  If they didn't want to put any effort into it, they could've at least commissioned an artist to draw it up for them. Boring Tali is boring, keep her in the suit and give her an emergency induction port, dammit!