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Pariah
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05-05-2012, 01:40 AM

cried for what seemed like an eternity today but it was only 40 minutes. go me
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Kirby
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05-05-2012, 10:41 AM

(05-04-2012, 08:12 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg244473#msg244473 date=1336168514]
My grandfather died last night.

My condolences, what of?
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He went in for heart surgery last week, they discovered some blockages after he took a fall and went in to the doctors. Heart surgery went 101% good, they removed all the blockages and blood oxygenation and whatnot shot right back up to normal, but about a day after the surgery his kidneys started to shut down along with his liver (He never drank btw) and he was starting to slip into a dementia, right before the end he was attempting to pull his teeth out with his fingers. His doctors suggested an induced coma for a week to let his body shut down some and recuperate, but before that could be done the rest of him just shut down too.

He was also 93, so it's not like no one saw this coming and we were ready for it, but it still sucks ass.

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KarthXLR
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05-06-2012, 02:17 AM

Technology is driving me crazy today. Nothing is working. Special thanks to Mission Difficult for enduring the headache with me.



For those who just can't get enough.
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k0ala
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05-06-2012, 09:39 AM

Con was amazing, but had an anxiety attack this week in the privacy of my bedroom. Diagnosed it as post-con depression, right on schedule. Got drunk and bloated on fried food for comfort. Will start up exercise sometime soon Wink

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Hobospartan
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05-08-2012, 10:09 PM

Not a fuck my life, but more of a fuck the lives of thousands of people that live in my state

http://www.wral.com/news/state/nccapitol.../11079217/

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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kaese
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05-08-2012, 10:42 PM

(05-08-2012, 10:09 PM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: Not a fuck my life, but more of a fuck the lives of thousands of people that live in my state

http://www.wral.com/news/state/nccapitol.../11079217/
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But that really sucks for the North Carolinians :/

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A. Crow
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05-09-2012, 09:35 PM

No new Top Gear until 2013. 


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Versus
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05-09-2012, 10:14 PM

(05-09-2012, 09:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: No new Top Gear until 2013. 


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Dtrain323i
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05-10-2012, 07:47 AM

I have my Hazmat Operations final tonight. Thank God it's open book/note





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A. Crow
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05-10-2012, 11:52 AM

I love that about government tests/certifications, they always seem to be open book.  And then when something goes wrong, everyone's looking around for who brought the fucking manual, and then they just make shit up when they realize no one did.

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Dtrain323i
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05-10-2012, 12:24 PM

(05-10-2012, 11:52 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I love that about government tests/certifications, they always seem to be open book.  And then when something goes wrong, everyone's looking around for who brought the fucking manual, and then they just make shit up when they realize no one did.

Well the thing about hazmat is that there's a manual for everything. SOPs, guidebooks, cheatsheets, etc.





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Dr. Zaius
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05-10-2012, 02:04 PM

(05-10-2012, 11:52 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I love that about government tests/certifications, they always seem to be open book

I died a little on the inside after hearing that

'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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k0ala
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05-10-2012, 04:24 PM

(05-10-2012, 07:47 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: I have my Hazmat Operations final tonight. Thank God it's open book/note

"Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."

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Badgerman of DOOM
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05-10-2012, 04:41 PM

(05-09-2012, 09:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: No new Top Gear until 2013. 


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

god is dead.

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Dtrain323i
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05-10-2012, 07:28 PM

(05-10-2012, 11:52 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I love that about government tests/certifications, they always seem to be open book.  And then when something goes wrong, everyone's looking around for who brought the fucking manual, and then they just make shit up when they realize no one did.


Welp, test is done. Next week is the practical. That means I get to put on a Level B suit and pretend to decon someone.





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Dr. Zaius
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05-10-2012, 09:42 PM

This should be a fuck everyone's life for having to deal with this kind of stupidity

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012...obama.html

and

http://www.dailymail.com/News/201205090244

holy jesus fuck, is the east coast really this inbred retarded?

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Sogo
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05-10-2012, 10:25 PM

(05-10-2012, 09:42 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: This should be a fuck everyone's life for having to deal with this kind of stupidity

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012...obama.html

and

http://www.dailymail.com/News/201205090244

holy jesus fuck, is the east coast really this inbred retarded?

Just West Virginia.

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kaese
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05-11-2012, 12:15 AM

http://imgur.com/ZxCfd

That's my school and I didn't hear about this until...now. FFUUUUUUUU

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matter11
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05-11-2012, 12:30 AM

(05-10-2012, 10:25 PM)Sogo Payne link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg244927#msg244927 date=1336704174]
This should be a fuck everyone's life for having to deal with this kind of stupidity

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012...obama.html

and

http://www.dailymail.com/News/201205090244

holy jesus fuck, is the east coast really this inbred retarded?

Just West Virginia.
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Just the states south of maryland and the middle of pennsylvania. Not florida though.

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Badgerman of DOOM
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05-11-2012, 02:09 AM

(05-10-2012, 10:25 PM)Sogo Payne link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg244927#msg244927 date=1336704174]
This should be a fuck everyone's life for having to deal with this kind of stupidity

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012...obama.html

and

http://www.dailymail.com/News/201205090244

holy jesus fuck, is the east coast really this inbred retarded?

Just West Virginia.
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hey fuck you east coast is beast coast go stick a rusty pipe up your anus

but yes, knowing someone who came from and still lives west virginia who has told me what amounts to his life story in brief, wv really IS that buttfucked retarded (thankfully he's the exception to said rule)

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