The "Fuck my life" thread

[matter11]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg244969#msg244969 date=1336768601]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg244964#msg244964 date=1336766559]
West Virginia fits no accepted definition of East Cost. That's like saying Utah is West Coast.

I've had this conversation people before, it's god damn hopeless.
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I refuse to lose hope that I can broaden the usage of Pennsyltucky.

(see what I did there!)


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Being born in Kentucky, raised around philly, and a Pitt student, I can attest to the phrase's accuracy. I have friends who live in the region and they have many tales about life in "bumfuck usa". At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

[rumsfald]

At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

PA has drive-through stores that will sell you a case of brew, and nothing less than a case of brew. I'm not clear on how you think that's better than having drive-through stores that sell hard liquor.

[cite] http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-a...loaws.html

[matter11]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244981#msg244981 date=1336772381]
At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

PA has drive-through stores that will sell you a case of brew, and nothing less than a case of brew. I'm not clear on how you think that's better than having drive-through stores that sell hard liquor.

[cite] http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-a...loaws.html
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oh my, this is the first I've heard of it. It's surprising to see this next to PA's stranglehold over alcohol licenses. Hearing that people in other states can buy alcohol in 7-11 type stores shocks people who haven't lived outside the state, including myself.

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg244983#msg244983 date=1336773753]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244981#msg244981 date=1336772381]
At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

PA has drive-through stores that will sell you a case of brew, and nothing less than a case of brew. I'm not clear on how you think that's better than having drive-through stores that sell hard liquor.

[cite] http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-a...loaws.html
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oh my, this is the first I've heard of it. It's surprising to see this next to PA's stranglehold over alcohol licenses. Hearing that people in other states can buy alcohol in 7-11 type stores shocks people who haven't lived outside the state, including myself.
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Maryland grocery stores can't sell booze, so I'm getting a kick...

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244985#msg244985 date=1336774378]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg244983#msg244983 date=1336773753]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244981#msg244981 date=1336772381]
At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

PA has drive-through stores that will sell you a case of brew, and nothing less than a case of brew. I'm not clear on how you think that's better than having drive-through stores that sell hard liquor.

[cite] http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-a...loaws.html
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oh my, this is the first I've heard of it. It's surprising to see this next to PA's stranglehold over alcohol licenses. Hearing that people in other states can buy alcohol in 7-11 type stores shocks people who haven't lived outside the state, including myself.
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Maryland grocery stores can't sell booze, so I'm getting a kick...
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Our Walmart sells all sorts of alcohol.

[Evil Cheese]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244985#msg244985 date=1336774378]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg244983#msg244983 date=1336773753]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg244981#msg244981 date=1336772381]
At least PA doesn't have drive-thru liquor stores like Kentucky though, we're still in the clutches of religion-sourced liquor laws.

PA has drive-through stores that will sell you a case of brew, and nothing less than a case of brew. I'm not clear on how you think that's better than having drive-through stores that sell hard liquor.

[cite] http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-a...loaws.html
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oh my, this is the first I've heard of it. It's surprising to see this next to PA's stranglehold over alcohol licenses. Hearing that people in other states can buy alcohol in 7-11 type stores shocks people who haven't lived outside the state, including myself.
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Maryland grocery stores can't sell booze, so I'm getting a kick...
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That's because Maryland is a terrible state for terrible people.

[Saxxy]

failed cell bio.  I scored above average on the last test, but i had failed the first test so hard that I was trying to swim with an anchor around my neck.  I (think?) I almost passed though, but I don't know what the cut-off for pass/fail was.  Class average was a 67.3, I had a 59.8.

I have to retake it next year, which is equal parts annoying, embarrassing, and a waste of time.  I do synthetic biology and evolution in bacteria, but cell biology means "everything except bacteria", ie fungi, plants, animals etc, so i'm really not getting anything at all out of it.

not the end of my career, hopefully it's just a nasty bump in the road.

I'll stop by the prof's office monday morning and see if calm, polite reasoning can change things.

[matter11]

I'll stop by the prof's office monday morning and see if fellatio can change things.

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=3709.msg244998#msg244998 date=1336778789]
I'll stop by the prof's office monday morning and see if fellatio can change things.

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My friend and I were discussing what we would do to pass.  He said he'd blow the prof, and let the TA shit on his chest.  I said I'd strangle two puppies.  Not sure which is worse.

[Pariah]

nice, waving around that you're a friendhaver in here. and i was only mildly depressed tonight but that's gone now.

[Dtrain323i]

nice, waving around that you're a friendhaver in here. and i was only mildly depressed tonight but that's gone now.

I hope you die in a fire from Aids

[Luinbariel]

This craft sale is not going well. No advertising, no people, in a neighborhood with huge garage sales. On free stuff day.
WHY

[Dtrain323i]

This craft sale is not going well. No advertising, no people, in a neighborhood with huge garage sales. On free stuff day.
WHY

Pack it up. Go drink

[Vongore]

This craft sale is not going well. No advertising, no people, in a neighborhood with huge garage sales. On free stuff day.
WHY

Make scrap, craft hats.

Seriously though, good luck with the sale :>

[Luinbariel]

I would pack up if I were alone. Someone already did. But only 2.5 more hours... Only one sale. Didn't even cover our table cost.

[Pariah]

[quote author=Pariah link=topic=3709.msg245025#msg245025 date=1336813659]
nice, waving around that you're a friendhaver in here. and i was only mildly depressed tonight but that's gone now.

I hope you die in a fire from Aids
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Nice, I am dying from "Aids" actually. The special kind that isn't an abbreviation so capitalizing each letter isn't necessary. I can't wait to die soon enough from my made up mysterious made up condition or whatever it is you're referring to?

[HeK]

Bleh, got called into work because someone forgot their password.

$100 pay for resetting a password isn't too bad tho...

[Luinbariel]

Bleh, got called into work because someone forgot their password.

$100 pay for resetting a password isn't too bad tho...

And still home in time for perogies!

[Hobospartan]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg245056#msg245056 date=1336848750]
Bleh, got called into work because someone forgot their password.

$100 pay for resetting a password isn't too bad tho...

And still home in time for perogies!
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Is that some kind of euphemism, or did you guys actually have perogies?  Either way I'm jealous 

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg245060#msg245060 date=1336852887]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg245056#msg245056 date=1336848750]
Bleh, got called into work because someone forgot their password.

$100 pay for resetting a password isn't too bad tho...

And still home in time for perogies!
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Is that some kind of euphemism, or did you guys actually have perogies?  Either way I'm jealous 
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No, we actually had them.