The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg248746#msg248746 date=1341238948]
yeah... pretty sure anyone here would still bang her. 

Oh, I'd still hit it without a doubt. But when you go from an ass you can bounce a quarter off of to thunder thighs, it can take the wind out of the sails just a little bit.
[/quote]If you watched that season of Dancing with the Stars she was in (along with Steve-O and Steve Wozniak, it was a good season) you can tell its literally all muscle. She could totally kill you Famke Janssen/Xenia Onatopp style, and you'd be smiling the whole time.

[Vongore]

I am now interested on this thread.

[matter11]

Keep in mind Shawn Johnson's legs look wider on her 4'10" frame.

also nastia



^You're welcome in advance for the second one merc

[MC Fartlett]

This isn't entirely bad, but I'll post it here anyway. I didn't get the job that I applied for at Portillos (for non midwestern people, it's like a high class fast food place). They said they didn't want to hire me because I'd only work there for like 6 weeks since I'm going to college in the fall and they didn't want to waste their time training me. The upside to this though is that I've heard from various workers (including one that was talking to me while waiting for the interview to start) that the place is hell and they hate the job. I guess I dodged a bullet? But yeah, they were the only place that called me back after I applied everywhere, so it seems I'll remain jobless for the summer .

[at0m]

This isn't entirely bad, but I'll post it here anyway. I didn't get the job that I applied for at Portillos (for non midwestern people, it's like a high class fast food place). They said they didn't want to hire me because I'd only work there for like 6 weeks since I'm going to college in the fall and they didn't want to waste their time training me. The upside to this though is that I've heard from various workers (including one that was talking to me while waiting for the interview to start) that the place is hell and they hate the job. I guess I dodged a bullet? But yeah, they were the only place that called me back after I applied everywhere, so it seems I'll remain jobless for the summer .

Fast food jobs always suck, across the board. The only happy fast food employees I've ever seen is at Chik-fil-A, and I think they get fired if they stop smiling.

Re: summer job hunting, that shit starts in March/April, sometimes as early as February. Starting after the summer starts, might as well just not bother unless you know a guy who knows a guy :/

[zaneyard]

Fast food really wasn't that bad in itself, it was the management that turned the job into shit.

[MC Fartlett]

[quote author=MC Fartlett link=topic=3709.msg248767#msg248767 date=1341261608]
This isn't entirely bad, but I'll post it here anyway. I didn't get the job that I applied for at Portillos (for non midwestern people, it's like a high class fast food place). They said they didn't want to hire me because I'd only work there for like 6 weeks since I'm going to college in the fall and they didn't want to waste their time training me. The upside to this though is that I've heard from various workers (including one that was talking to me while waiting for the interview to start) that the place is hell and they hate the job. I guess I dodged a bullet? But yeah, they were the only place that called me back after I applied everywhere, so it seems I'll remain jobless for the summer .

Fast food jobs always suck, across the board. The only happy fast food employees I've ever seen is at Chik-fil-A, and I think they get fired if they stop smiling.

Re: summer job hunting, that shit starts in March/April, sometimes as early as February. Starting after the summer starts, might as well just not bother unless you know a guy who knows a guy :/
[/quote]

Yeah, my friend worked there so that's how I got "in', but you are right about the starting late stuff.

[Dr. Zaius]

you are right about the starting late stuff.

this  :'(

[Vlambo]

Re: summer job hunting, that shit starts in March/April, sometimes as early as February. Starting after the summer starts, might as well just not bother unless you know a guy who knows a guy :/

THIS 1000 TIMES. I currently hold 3 jobs, 1 I got as soon as school ended last year, 1 I applied for in March, and another I applied for right as classes ended. When it comes to summer student job hunting, you gotta be on the ball from the get go.

[[SiN] Merc]

^You're welcome in advance for the second one merc

Jesus Christ, he's a mind reader!  :o

[StolenToast]

My primary mouse had a strawberry lemonade buffer overflow and isn't tracking now.  Then my backup logitech laptop mouse jsut doesn't work at all.  I am without mouse at the moment.

Using a Bamboo tablet.

EDIT: NOw the logitech is working, but its such a shitty mouse that I went back to the tablet.

[Dr. Zaius]

My primary mouse had a strawberry lemonade buffer overflow and isn't tracking now.  Then my backup logitech laptop mouse jsut doesn't work at all.  I am without mouse at the moment.

Using a Bamboo tablet.

EDIT: NOw the logitech is working, but its such a shitty mouse that I went back to the tablet.

wacom bamboo fun

use it for gaming

[StolenToast]

[quote author=StolenToast link=topic=3709.msg248875#msg248875 date=1341376724]
My primary mouse had a strawberry lemonade buffer overflow and isn't tracking now.  Then my backup logitech laptop mouse jsut doesn't work at all.  I am without mouse at the moment.

Using a Bamboo tablet.

EDIT: NOw the logitech is working, but its such a shitty mouse that I went back to the tablet.

wacom bamboo fun

use it for gaming
[/quote]

I'll show you what happens when I try to play tf2 with it later.

[Dr. Zaius]

I'll show you what happens when I try to play tf2 with it later.

implying i would ever touch that shitty game


also on topic of fml, i had my second interview today for this sales company. this meant i was up early to don full business attire and spend 8 hours walking 95 degree & humid chicago streets. the best part? when i got back i was met with 'we'll call you if we want to proceed with the next interview/hiring.'

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[at0m]

My primary mouse had a strawberry lemonade buffer overflow and isn't tracking now.

best description of a computer problem

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Pie's shitty week:

-Tuesday 6/26: Get a call from summer camp that I'm chaperoning, my other adult leader bailed and took two kids from troop with her because OMGSPIDERS (i shit you not)

-Wednesday 6/27: Arrive at summer cam to chaperone, troop morale is toxic. fucking awesome start to vacation

-Friday 6/29: HOLY SHIT GIANT STORM, camp locks us down until midnight

-Saturday 6/30, the crechendo of shit: Get to bed at midnight in my tent, FUCKING CHAINSAWS AT FUCKING 1:44 A. FUCKING M.

Get up at 5:30, 1 hour of sleep, need to drive boys home. Boy rolls window down, window dosen't roll up. Drive 200 miles from middleofnowhere Virgina to DC. Lights out everywhere, gas stations closed everywhere.

Arrive in DC, try to make it back to MD on fumes. Connnecticut Ave has zero traffic lights working. Make it back.

Window stuck open, need to use garage, roomate broke garage while i was gone. Car exposed, tape window shut (tape leaves marks)

Power is out, heat is 100F

-Sunday 6/30: Power is on, internet is out

-Monday 7/1: Get out of work early to go to pep boys "Oh yeah, that guy isn't coming in until Thursday, sorry." No internet.

-Tuesday 7/2: Get car fixed, sit in room and bake for 3hrs, out $380. No internet.

-Wednesday 7/3: No internet. Xfinity/Comcast dude shows up "Well, you see, the cable is melted and that's a Pepco problem, I cant give you an ETA, dunno when theyll get to it." Call Verizon, next technician available 7/14. Currently have order into Verizon for Fios ready to cancel if Xfinity/Pepco pulls head out of ass.

Out in Philly for business next Monday until Friday, I might have internet when I get back. (Currently at 20 min away friends place interneting briefly.

Logged into steam to hopefully get pyro goggles.

MAKE THIS FUCKING WEEK STOP. 

[StolenToast]

My father is never NOT disappointed or angry at me. 

Case in point:  I mow his lawn every single week.  Every friend I have who I talked to gets paid to mow their lawn but not me.  This doesn't necessarily bother me, but what does is when I get paid in sarcastic accusatory comments and can't remember ever receiving a single free "thank you for mowing my lawn."  He will immediately point out anything I have done wrong, and never congratulate me on something done right.  If something ELSE is pissing him off (as literally everything does) then I am his go-to punching bag.  I don't remember him saying anything positive (or even NOT negative) to me since I got home for summer.  My failures last forever and my victories are fleeting moments for him.  Even if he DOES have something nice to say to me he won't say it to my face.  I often run errands for my mother which until school got out included picking up my little brother from school.  I hear from my brother that my dad thinks that it is great that I am helping my mother out, but the next thing I hear from my dad is some of the usual angry bullshit.

I took teh Isopropyl alcohol to try to clean out my mouse from earlier and I left it in the bathroom upstairs.  Today he asks me for it in a tone that would suggest that I maliciously STOLE the precious, precious rubbing alcohol (that I bought with my money, btw) that no one but me ever uses anyway.

I just stopped caring about what he thinks, which just pisses him off more.

It makes me want to get a steady job and get an apartment to live in next summer.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Learn to confront him and tell him what you think.

If that means having a huge argument, then it can be worth the trouble. Maybe he felt that you are not doing much in your life, or heading down the wrong path. Maybe he doesn't think that way and you are being somewhat cynical about the world. No matter what, you have to talk with your old man about these things or else it will never change.

[Dtrain323i]

Blah. Got a speeding ticket on some stupid back country road by a state trooper. Meh, If I can't do online traffic school or something I'll just have a lawyer take care of it.

[matter11]

I'll just have a lawyer take care of it.

Unless surf does it pro bono that sounds more expensive than the ticket.