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k0ala
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07-23-2012, 08:06 AM

Hail Sagan.

He set out to make TV that explained why the stars matter to us.
He wasn't afraid to admit that he himself didn't come up with the ideas he promoted.
He quoted Newton's "Standing on the shoulders of giants".
He understood that science and the search for meaning should be a group effort, should be the goal of the entire world.
He showed us science does not take away the joy of wonder.

Carl Sagan's Cosmos - Star Stuff

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KarthXLR
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07-23-2012, 01:12 PM

Ingrown toenail gets fixed last month.

Toenail starts growing into the other side of toe.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-



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07-23-2012, 02:01 PM

(07-23-2012, 01:12 PM)Karth link Wrote: Ingrown toenail gets fixed last month.

Toenail starts growing into the other side of toe.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
someone hasn't been following his aftercare instructions


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KarthXLR
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07-23-2012, 02:18 PM

(07-23-2012, 02:01 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg250396#msg250396 date=1343067170]
Ingrown toenail gets fixed last month.

Toenail starts growing into the other side of toe.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
someone hasn't been following his aftercare instructions
[/quote]
I followed it to the last word.



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Versus
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07-23-2012, 06:11 PM

(07-23-2012, 12:17 AM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg250366#msg250366 date=1343006831]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg250365#msg250365 date=1343006688]
Fuck people.

Fuck ALL of the touhous.


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ftfy
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07-24-2012, 12:59 PM

Pug dog still sick, hasn't gotten any better really, he is old, deaf & mostly blind. sister talking about putting him down now v-v

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07-24-2012, 06:23 PM

Broke up with girlfriend today. Shit sucks.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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07-24-2012, 08:08 PM

(07-24-2012, 06:23 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: Broke up with girlfriend today. Shit sucks.
Sounds like you need to turn this into a party.

With a bunch of women.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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KarthXLR
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07-24-2012, 08:12 PM

2 nights of closing the concession stand in a row.

First world problems allllllll night.



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07-25-2012, 12:24 AM

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It would save us the hassle of identifying first world problems ourselves.

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07-25-2012, 04:12 PM

I can't find my old SgtDuck avatar I was using for BF:BC2. This makes me incredibly sad Sad


NVM, FOUND IT. BEST DAY EVER

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07-25-2012, 07:23 PM

doesn't even post it

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-25-2012, 08:46 PM

(07-25-2012, 07:23 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: doesn't even post it
I thought that was it...

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07-25-2012, 09:40 PM

(07-25-2012, 07:23 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: doesn't even post it

FuckDuck just doesn't give a shit about your sense of curiousity.

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07-25-2012, 09:55 PM

can you smell what the rock is cookin?

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07-25-2012, 11:02 PM

(07-25-2012, 09:40 PM)Kor link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg250567#msg250567 date=1343262197]
doesn't even post it

FuckDuck just doesn't give a shit about your sense of curiousity.

[/quote]
Nah I think I remember it we played bc2 together all the time.

sgt duck you were born a

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-26-2012, 02:28 AM

i could have continued my playthrough of New Vegas on the highest difficulty + hardcore mode, but i saw that batman movie instead Sad
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07-26-2012, 04:55 PM

New Zealand lost to Belarus in the opening football match .. Sad

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07-26-2012, 08:53 PM

(07-25-2012, 07:23 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: doesn't even post it

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Those were the good ol' days!

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07-26-2012, 08:54 PM

(07-25-2012, 11:02 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg250581#msg250581 date=1343270442]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg250567#msg250567 date=1343262197]
doesn't even post it

FuckDuck just doesn't give a shit about your sense of curiousity.

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Nah I think I remember it we played bc2 together all the time.

sgt duck you were born a
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Also, pretty sure the dude was canadian, IIRC it was "SgtDuck kill urself"  "wat, wat i do to u"  "u where born eh"

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