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07-26-2012, 10:05 PM

maybe that's what he was trying to type out the sound.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-26-2012, 10:30 PM

(07-26-2012, 04:55 PM)Azure_Angel link Wrote: New Zealand lost to Belarus in the opening football match .. Sad

That's too bad.

One thing I never understood about us USAians is why we call football soccer and American football football. It's really retarded.

Also not using the Metric system.
I love Neil deGrasse Tyson's explanation for why Nova Science Now doesn't give units in Metric is because the people that know metric aren't the ones that really need the show.


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07-26-2012, 10:39 PM

(07-26-2012, 10:30 PM)VeraLapsa link Wrote: [quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=3709.msg250623#msg250623 date=1343339754]
New Zealand lost to Belarus in the opening football match .. Sad
One thing I never understood about us USAians is why we call football soccer and American football football. It's really retarded.
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Cool story bro.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-26-2012, 11:03 PM

All about dat American Exceptionalism.
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07-26-2012, 11:27 PM

[spoiler]first world problems[/spoiler]
grab a teen burger from a&w

buns hard as a rock
lettuce is brown and soggy as fuck
cheese is like infused with the ketchup and mustard i dont know what happened

and where i lost it, they only gave me one strip of bacon
seriously, what the fuck



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07-26-2012, 11:37 PM

ripped like paper.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-26-2012, 11:39 PM

(07-26-2012, 11:27 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [spoiler]first world problems[/spoiler]
grab a teen burger from a&w

buns hard as a rock
lettuce is brown and soggy as fuck
cheese is like infused with the ketchup and mustard i dont know what happened

and where i lost it, they only gave me one strip of bacon
seriously, what the fuck
Did you make them rue the day? My sister makes them alot lately, she tends to get gift cards. Like when failbuy messed up my fallout NV collector order & told me I'm sol, between her & her hubby making them rue the day got 45$ in gift cards back :u


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07-26-2012, 11:44 PM

the beef darkchief

WHAT CONDITION WAS THE BEEF IN
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07-26-2012, 11:53 PM

i wish i made them rue the day but i was tired, and it seemed like the manager knew because i didnt really say what was wrong about it and he just took the burger in and was like "yeah here's a new one and we also threw in an apple pie"

the second burger was way way better though for sure

also normally i am really pissy with customer service but it did look like that manager was having a bad day so i was lenient



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07-27-2012, 12:12 AM

(07-26-2012, 11:44 PM)Eightball link Wrote: the beef darkchief

WHAT CONDITION WAS THE BEEF IN

It was dead.

:'(


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07-27-2012, 05:19 AM

(07-26-2012, 10:30 PM)VeraLapsa link Wrote: [quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=3709.msg250623#msg250623 date=1343339754]
New Zealand lost to Belarus in the opening football match .. Sad

That's too bad.

One thing I never understood about us USAians is why we call football soccer and American football football. It's really retarded.

Also not using the Metric system.
I love Neil deGrasse Tyson's explanation for why Nova Science Now doesn't give units in Metric is because the people that know metric aren't the ones that really need the show.
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Good old anerican handegg Wink


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07-27-2012, 05:32 AM

football in the fml thread?

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut


oh and i'm moving on sunday. thanks chicago  Sad


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07-27-2012, 08:46 AM

Flight to otakon cancelled, get one at 6 am to washington-regan

Try to get my checked bag back

Told they "can't find it" after 3 hours

Spend the night sleeping on the floor of ohare wondering if I just lost 100+ hours of cosplay work

Get bag at DC, so happy ending?


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07-27-2012, 01:12 PM

(07-27-2012, 05:32 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut



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07-27-2012, 01:16 PM

(07-27-2012, 01:12 PM)versus link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg250674#msg250674 date=1343385165]hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
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give me the touchdown thurman


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07-27-2012, 03:02 PM

(07-27-2012, 08:46 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: Flight to otakon cancelled, get one at 6 am to washington-regan

Try to get my checked bag back

Told they "can't find it" after 3 hours

Spend the night sleeping on the floor of ohare wondering if I just lost 100+ hours of cosplay work

Get bag at DC, so happy ending?

Welcome to NoVa/DC airports, please enjoy your misery.


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07-31-2012, 08:04 PM

mother decided we weren't going away to the lake, then decided we were going away. a week before. aka not enough time to get off of work. least no one was there currently.
workwise- one day i was asked to clean 2 wet paint line machines (for like baseball fields and football fields and such). with warm soapy water and steel wool. fun fact, steel wool goes to hell really fast if in contact with warm soapy water. took 4 hours total for the both of them.
also i cut my finger open today it hurts.


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07-31-2012, 11:29 PM

I made it to the top of Pikes Peak. I spend five minutes in the gift shop only to walk outside to find that the temperature dropped eighteen degrees to zero and it's hailing. The cloud cover was so thick that my GPS couldn't get a signal and I proceeded to walk around looking for the geocaches which was the main reason to go up there in the first place. I was also wearing a tshirt and shorts.

After the peak was hit with lightening, the ranger commanded us to leave. Had to drive the next three miles on sheet ice.

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08-01-2012, 06:11 AM

What a douche
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08-01-2012, 07:00 AM

The peak is about 100 meters wide. It was basically like playing Russian roulette with the sky.

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