The Movie Thread

[[SiN] Merc]

Maybe you can help me out.

Questions/holes in batman:
[spoiler]
1. What happened to the tunnel cat woman opened up? why didn't the school bus go there?
2. How the fuck did Bruce get back to Gotham? He escapes from prison in some desert with a bag of scraps and despite having no money shows up in a locked down city in a damn suit
3. When/how did they get motorcycles in the stock exchange?
3.5 WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE JUST FUCKING HIP CHECK THE MOTORCYCLES AS THEY DROVE AWAY THROUGH THE BARRICADE

[/spoiler]

Also I'd like everyone to know that the football stadium is that of the steelers and pitt panthers. In only one shot that I saw for a moment you can see one of the giant ketchup bottles on top of the jumbotron. heinz field!

To answer one:

[spoiler]Sure, Catwoman and, presumably, Batman knew. The others wouldn't, as neither character really interacted with Robin (forgot what the Christ he was called actually in the move) after that point.[/spoiler]

2:[spoiler] Magic *snort snort*[/spoiler]

3 and 3.5:[spoiler] It's Goddamn Bane. I sure as hell wouldn't stop him from going where he pleases.[/spoiler]

How about this though:

4: [spoiler]Detective Robin did a logic jump of 60's Batman proportions when he figured out who Bruce Wayne really was. I see people with a hurt expression all the time- I don't usually expect them to be masked crimefighters, though.[/spoiler]

[Coelit]

I liked Rises and thought it was on par or dare I say better then the previous.



People need to stop nitpicking.

[Squishy3]

Maybe you can help me out.

Questions/holes in batman:
[spoiler]
1. What happened to the tunnel cat woman opened up? why didn't the school bus go there?
2. How the fuck did Bruce get back to Gotham? He escapes from prison in some desert with a bag of scraps and despite having no money shows up in a locked down city in a damn suit
3. When/how did they get motorcycles in the stock exchange?
3.5 WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE JUST FUCKING HIP CHECK THE MOTORCYCLES AS THEY DROVE AWAY THROUGH THE BARRICADE

[/spoiler]

Also I'd like everyone to know that the football stadium is that of the steelers and pitt panthers. In only one shot that I saw for a moment you can see one of the giant ketchup bottles on top of the jumbotron. heinz field!

[spoiler]He fixed the autopilot on the Batwing ages ago and had a remote control for it stored in his anus, obviously.[/spoiler]

[backfire]

The topic is now Silent Hill Revelations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMWrZmD0AN4&hd=1#ws

tl;dr

[[SiN] Merc]

The topic is now about Merc's salt over one of his favorite gaming franchises getting castrated. Again.

[KarthXLR]

Three Colors: Blue was sad throughout the entire feature. It's one of those movies. Good, though I wish more stuff happened in it.

[Squishy3]

Merc link=topic=947.msg250723#msg250723 date=1343466708]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=947.msg250702#msg250702 date=1343430822]
The topic is now about Merc's salt over one of his favorite gaming franchises getting castrated. Again.

[/quote]You're being too harsh on it. It's not like the fucking Resident Evil movies, or the other plethora of bad video game movies. Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, etc. Excluding Super Mario Bros., because that was amazing.

I'm going to see it just to spite you, Merc. Because if they keep making video game movies like this instead of the other bad examples that I gave, I'm all for it. It could be much, much worse. Plus Sean Bean and Kit Harington. They have good actors.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=947.msg250723#msg250723 date=1343466708]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=947.msg250702#msg250702 date=1343430822]
The topic is now about Merc's salt over one of his favorite gaming franchises getting castrated. Again.

[/quote]You're being too harsh on it. It's not like the fucking Resident Evil movies, or the other plethora of bad video game movies. Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, etc. Excluding Super Mario Bros., because that was amazing.

I'm going to see it just to spite you, Merc. Because if they keep making video game movies like this instead of the other bad examples that I gave, I'm all for it. It could be much, much worse. Plus Sean Bean and Kit Harington. They have good actors.
[/quote]

You forgot to add Mortal Combat: Annihilation to the exclusion list. That movie is legendary.

And I'm going to see it; I'm just expecting to be bitterly disappointed like I was with Max Payne.

[KarthXLR]

Merc link=topic=947.msg250727#msg250727 date=1343492028]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=947.msg250726#msg250726 date=1343491780]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=947.msg250723#msg250723 date=1343466708]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=947.msg250702#msg250702 date=1343430822]
The topic is now about Merc's salt over one of his favorite gaming franchises getting castrated. Again.

[/quote]You're being too harsh on it. It's not like the fucking Resident Evil movies, or the other plethora of bad video game movies. Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, etc. Excluding Super Mario Bros., because that was amazing.

I'm going to see it just to spite you, Merc. Because if they keep making video game movies like this instead of the other bad examples that I gave, I'm all for it. It could be much, much worse. Plus Sean Bean and Kit Harington. They have good actors.
[/quote]

You forgot to add Mortal Combat: Annihilation to the exclusion list. That movie is legendary.

And I'm going to see it; I'm just expecting to be bitterly disappointed like I was with Max Payne.
[/quote]

I have something more worthy of your disappointment.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=947.msg250727#msg250727 date=1343492028]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=947.msg250726#msg250726 date=1343491780]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=947.msg250723#msg250723 date=1343466708]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=947.msg250702#msg250702 date=1343430822]
The topic is now about Merc's salt over one of his favorite gaming franchises getting castrated. Again.

[/quote]You're being too harsh on it. It's not like the fucking Resident Evil movies, or the other plethora of bad video game movies. Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, etc. Excluding Super Mario Bros., because that was amazing.

I'm going to see it just to spite you, Merc. Because if they keep making video game movies like this instead of the other bad examples that I gave, I'm all for it. It could be much, much worse. Plus Sean Bean and Kit Harington. They have good actors.
[/quote]

You forgot to add Mortal Combat: Annihilation to the exclusion list. That movie is legendary.

And I'm going to see it; I'm just expecting to be bitterly disappointed like I was with Max Payne.
[/quote]

I have something more worthy of your disappointment.
[/quote]we already had a shadow of the colossus movie

Shadow of the Colossus / Reign Over Me

[matter11]

Saw human centipede 2. If you enjoyed the first one I'd recommend it. It's has a significantly higher amount of torture porn than the first one did but shooting in black and white gave it the sharp artistic look that blood has in B/W.
Just like the first one, the movie promises shocking images and delivers but is entirely carried by the performance of the villain. Both films did a fantastically phenomenal job with casting their respective villains and each are worlds apart from one another in terms of personality, lifestyle, and motivation.
This isn't really a spoiler but the premise of the film is that a disturbed man (putting it lightly) becomes obsessed with the first film and carries it out.

[Mission Difficult]

Just saw The Batman. Liked it. Would have been better if Patrick Stewart directed it...

Patrick Stewart Fantasies

[Mission Difficult]

i do agree that at points it was a bit hard to understand what he was saying at it was obvious they re-recorded a good chunk of his lines

Given that his jaw can't really move with his mask on, it's a safe bet that all of his dialog was looped. It seemed like they could have taken the processing down a notch though.

[zaneyard]

So how about the new superman movie? story by Nolan. Kinda got me in the mood to start watching Smallville again.

[[SiN] Merc]

So how about the new superman movie? story by Nolan. Kinda got me in the mood to start watching Smallville again.

Ain't gonna lie, bro. I liked Smallville. It was pretty good.

[KarthXLR]

Jackie Brown was alright, way too slow for my own personal tastes.

[Azure_Angel]

An unexpected journey


I wet myself a little...

[zaneyard]

So I went to go see the amazing spider man last night and it exceeded my expectations greatly. I found myself accidentally clenching my hands into a fist often throughout the movie because of how intense it was.

[KarthXLR]

Spartacus was pretty impressive. It's got all the things an epic should have: huge cast, massive battles, ladies, and one hell of a score. Apparently it was fairly controversial at the time of release as well, a few scenes alluding to homosexuality were cut during the original release.

[VeraLapsa]

If there's one thing I like the most about the Nerdist channel on YouTube it's Ain't It Cool with Harry Knowles

THE JOY OF MOVIES - Ain't It Cool with Harry Knowles