Didzo Uninstalling Posts: 5,206 Joined: Dec 2009 |
08-09-2012, 09:01 PM
Remove facial hair and keep sideburns halfway down the ear at lowest.
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rumsfald Guest |
08-09-2012, 09:15 PM
1) trim eyebrows so they are somewhat symmetrical and less mangy. The left looks much more wild than the right. If you get a beard trimmer, setting 2 or 3 should do that for you. If the first day is too short, don't worry, it will grow soon and most won't notice.
2) sideburn length should match hair length 3) if you want facial hair (an excellent secondary sex characteristic for men, some women look at men's facial hair like men look at boobies. not all, but the ones women who do like facial hair tend to fawn over it. When I go into proto-clooney mode, I've had women 20+ years older than me, and 2-3 ranks up the corporate ladder, touch my face in front of the CEO). Where was I. Oh, if you want facial hair, trim your stache and goatee the same length. The stache will be the length limiting step here. Again, likely a 2 or 3 on most trimmers. Outside of your goatee area to the sideburns, just shave it down. if you are only whispy in that area better to leave it smooth. 4) time for better glasses, ladykiller. the least you could do is bleach that left nosepad - it's starting to yellow. |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-09-2012, 09:27 PM
Yeah eyebrows are kinda all over, never thought much about it though
when you say sideburn length, do you mean the length of the hair itself, or the length it travels down my face (distance from head hair) http://i.imgur.com/GpJNz.jpg If I let the sideburns grow, the thinner section will be mostly full like the rest of it, but should I let it grow so far down? only problem with the stache though is it always has that open spot in the middle, like a reverse hitler. Dunno if that's "stylish". Also, that mole on the right side of my chin makes hair grow unsymmetrically, would it just be better to trim that off or chop it straight down from there so it's even on both sides? in the latter case hair would be just on the ball of my chin mostly. I agree on cleaning up the whispy areas though. http://imgur.com/xWuhm,twBEP#0 Comparison between left and right side, couldn't get the right side to focus for me for some reason though. glasses, I don't wear out of the house normally, though I have been told they look nice on me despite me disliking wearing glasses. (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE
(This post was last modified: 08-09-2012, 09:46 PM by zaneyard.)
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rumsfald Guest |
08-10-2012, 07:47 PM
It's individual taste how far down to let your sideburns grow. When I said length, I meant length of the individual hairs. sideburns that are shorter than the head hair look weird if you have light facial hair.
If you don't like the stache then shave it and go for the goat patch / soul patch. |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-10-2012, 08:03 PM
Thanks, for the advice rummy, you're a modern day Renaissance Man.
I'll have to look at purchasing a decent beard trimmer. (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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rumsfald Guest |
08-10-2012, 08:06 PM
(08-10-2012, 08:03 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Thanks, for the advice rummy, you're a modern day Renaissance Man. No. This guy is. http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/ |
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Saxxy BRB, Posting Posts: 546 Joined: Jun 2011 |
08-10-2012, 10:47 PM
(08-10-2012, 08:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=107.msg251720#msg251720 date=1344647031] No. This guy is. http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/ [/quote] This is in my lab, over one of the centrifuges. I don't know why. can't find a larger version sorry |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
08-10-2012, 11:11 PM
Zane, have you tried applying miracle grow directly to your face?Â
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-10-2012, 11:54 PM
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VeraLapsa Minecraft Overlord Posts: 626 Joined: May 2008 |
08-11-2012, 01:54 AM
(08-10-2012, 08:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=107.msg251720#msg251720 date=1344647031] No. This guy is. http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/ [/quote] Federation Standard :3 Woo hoo ACEN here I come. |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-11-2012, 12:15 PM
Trimmed up with a number three trimmer
I definitely like it cleaned up a bit like this. My brows also don't look so overpowering now either. Can't really see the sideburns in the picture, but they've been groomed to the appropriate length. Might need to clean up the edges around the beard a little but I'm happy with it. Thanks for the advice guys. (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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matter11 BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Jan 2011 |
08-11-2012, 12:58 PM
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
08-11-2012, 01:57 PM
(08-11-2012, 12:58 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=107.msg251757#msg251757 date=1344705341][/quote] I second  Sig by Joel |
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Dr. Zaius Uninstalling Posts: 2,528 Joined: May 2010 |
08-11-2012, 03:29 PM
damn shawty gainz
'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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rumsfald Guest |
08-11-2012, 03:37 PM
voted improved.
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-11-2012, 03:47 PM
Thanks gentlemen.
(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
08-11-2012, 03:58 PM
voted anime improved whole gainz
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Chief BRB, Posting Posts: 2,216 Joined: Jul 2008 |
08-11-2012, 11:59 PM
it looks like you're balding
jk or am i but seriously, improved for sho |
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Gasman Lurker Posts: 485 Joined: Feb 2010 |
08-12-2012, 12:28 AM
I swear everything about your head reminds me of my cousin's cousin, zane. The facial hair, the shape of your head, the hairdo. The only thing missing is a slightly darker color skin.
Also throat hair. |
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matter11 BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Jan 2011 |
08-12-2012, 12:44 AM
(08-12-2012, 12:28 AM)Gasman link Wrote: I swear everything about your head reminds me of my cousin's cousin, zane. The facial hair, the shape of your head, the hairdo. The only thing missing is a slightly darker color skin. Gasman is nicely suggesting you need a tan. You're clearly missing the T in your gtl routine. Possibly the L as well seeing as how this is not the first photo you've posted in which you were not visibly wearing clothes. |
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