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08-20-2012, 11:05 AM

I used to work at a hotel. They would always respond to complaints by calling out the exterminator for 1 room. I had a problem with that, but I'm not a hotel manager so what would I know?


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08-20-2012, 11:12 AM

(08-19-2012, 07:52 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: call exterminator about treating car, luggage, clothes, after discovering the hotel room had bed bugs after waking up from an hour long

I hope you didn't bring any of that shit inside, like I would have left it all in the car and walked inside naked. You get that shit in your house and its extremely hard to get rid of.


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08-20-2012, 12:09 PM

(08-20-2012, 11:12 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg252367#msg252367 date=1345423933]
call exterminator about treating car, luggage, clothes, after discovering the hotel room had bed bugs after waking up from an hour long

I hope you didn't bring any of that shit inside, like I would have left it all in the car and walked inside naked. You get that shit in your house and its extremely hard to get rid of.
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Bedbugs cannot withstand temperatures above 48C. Clothes in the drier is sufficient, running your car with the heat on, windows closed and in the sun will get it pretty toasty.

Getting them out of your bed and furniture is another matter. There is a guy here who has a few shipping containers outfitted as ovens, and he will treat couches and beds.

Freezing will kill the live bugs but not the eggs. Heat is the best way.
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08-20-2012, 06:44 PM

Yeah, didn't get quite down to naked outside, but along the same lines, everything stayed in the trunk.  Car set outside in the sun for 2 days, but I don't think it got quite over 120.  Having it detailed tomorrow, hopefully that'll vacuum up any strays, its about the only thing to do if its not hot enough outside.  I'm at the laundromat right now listening to my shoes and assault pack bang around a highpowered dryer for another 30 minutes.


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08-20-2012, 06:56 PM

RIP Phyllis Diller.

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08-20-2012, 07:45 PM

RIP my Oakley sandals and Merrells, both partially melted while drying them. 


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08-21-2012, 06:05 PM

Went back to the gym today after, like, a year-long hiatus. Tried to do a circuit on low-weights. I nearly finished, but I got nauseous and had to stop.

I'm so out of shape.
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08-21-2012, 06:37 PM

(08-21-2012, 06:05 PM)Karth link Wrote: Went back to the gym today after, like, a year-long hiatus. Tried to do a circuit on low-weights. I nearly finished, but I got nauseous and had to stop.

I'm so out of shape.
Round is a shape.



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08-21-2012, 07:14 PM

(08-21-2012, 06:37 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg252466#msg252466 date=1345590339]
Went back to the gym today after, like, a year-long hiatus. Tried to do a circuit on low-weights. I nearly finished, but I got nauseous and had to stop.

I'm so out of shape.
Round is a shape.
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08-21-2012, 10:34 PM

lol


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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08-22-2012, 10:09 PM

chumby.com is down (possibly permanently), so when my Chumby One restarted it no longer thinks it's activated. It was good run, but it sucks that I can't make it work independently atm.



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08-22-2012, 10:19 PM

(08-22-2012, 10:09 PM)at0m link Wrote: chumby.com is down (possibly permanently), so when my Chumby One restarted it no longer thinks it's activated. It was good run, but it sucks that I can't make it work independently atm.

There goes my bathroom clock radio.
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08-22-2012, 10:20 PM

I walked into a metal crossbeam on a semi-truck trailer today.
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It kinda hurts.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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08-22-2012, 10:52 PM

(08-22-2012, 10:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: I walked into a metal crossbeam on a semi-truck trailer today.
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It kinda hurts.
Kinda looks like you tried to grow your chili beard on your forehead.

Also srry to hear that bro, hope you feel good enough to get da ladies soon.
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08-23-2012, 06:18 AM

(08-22-2012, 10:19 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg252579#msg252579 date=1345691389]
chumby.com is down (possibly permanently), so when my Chumby One restarted it no longer thinks it's activated. It was good run, but it sucks that I can't make it work independently atm.
There goes my bathroom clock radio.
[/quote]Interestingly, my Sony Dash still works. I was never able to get my Chumby 8 working on my wireless though no matter what I did. When I found out there was a single person working support issues, I kinda figured that was the beginning of the end :/



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08-23-2012, 07:36 AM

My Chumby One still works as an alarm clock/ FM Radio....

At least these are very hackable devices. Shouldn't be too long until we're up again.
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08-23-2012, 08:32 AM

(08-23-2012, 07:36 AM)HeK link Wrote: My Chumby One still works as an alarm clock/ FM Radio....

At least these are very hackable devices. Shouldn't be too long until we're up again.
Mine wouldn't boot. My Dash still works though, so I've still got at least one internet radio alarm clock.



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08-25-2012, 02:19 AM

Damn, Jerry Nelson passed away on the 23, he was the count from Sesame Street. :/
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08-25-2012, 12:12 PM

Yahoo won't let me login to my work's online fantasy football draft. I signed up yesterday and didn't make a queue, so I'm going to spend the rest of the season sniping people's bye drops.



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08-26-2012, 12:00 AM

Fuck everything that happened today at work.  had to deal with a dumbfuck gm, 2 dumbfuck employees, and one dumbfuck customer on the phone. 


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
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