Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[matter11]

[quote author=StolenToast link=topic=52.msg252647#msg252647 date=1345744999]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=52.msg252644#msg252644 date=1345744428]
[quote author=ZargonX link=topic=52.msg252643#msg252643 date=1345743293]
[quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=52.msg252642#msg252642 date=1345742144]
I laughed so hard when I read this... And then I realized it wasn't from the Onion... So I laughed even harder.

Texas judge warns of civil war if Obama is re-elected

Oh Texas. We'd let you go, but we'd miss the comedy.
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And the fried food.
[/quote]But mostly the toast
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Don't forget the BBQ.
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and crude

[Azure_Angel]

[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=52.msg252651#msg252651 date=1345746506]
[quote author=StolenToast link=topic=52.msg252647#msg252647 date=1345744999]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=52.msg252644#msg252644 date=1345744428]
[quote author=ZargonX link=topic=52.msg252643#msg252643 date=1345743293]
[quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=52.msg252642#msg252642 date=1345742144]
I laughed so hard when I read this... And then I realized it wasn't from the Onion... So I laughed even harder.

Texas judge warns of civil war if Obama is re-elected

Oh Texas. We'd let you go, but we'd miss the comedy.
[/quote]

And the fried food.
[/quote]But mostly the toast
[/quote]

Don't forget the BBQ.
[/quote]

and crude
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And the propane and propane accessories.

[StolenToast]

Shih shih shih, shih'd the shih shih shih.
http://youtu.be/pIY6iFc5lUw

[cbre88x]

I laughed so hard when I read this... And then I realized it wasn't from the Onion... So I laughed even harder.

Texas judge warns of civil war if Obama is re-elected

Civil war? Very possible, but not because of Obama.

[ZargonX]

[quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=52.msg252642#msg252642 date=1345742144]
I laughed so hard when I read this... And then I realized it wasn't from the Onion... So I laughed even harder.

Texas judge warns of civil war if Obama is re-elected

Civil war? Very possible, but not because of Obama.
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Again, it's a very unique philosophy. If the rest of the country legitimately elects someone, we'll have to rise up in armed rebellion and that will totally be his fault.

But, not really lulz, so I digress...

[Dr. Zaius]

electoral college != legitimate election



oops

[rumsfald]

The term "friend zone" was popularized by a 1994 episode of the television sitcom Friends, where the character Ross, who was lovesick for Rachel, was labeled "mayor of the Friend Zone".[14] The question of whether a man can ever "escape the friend zone and begin dating one of his female friends" was a prime ingredient in making the Ross and Rachel pairing interesting to watch

It's about a sitcom, so that counts for some definition of lulz.

[kaese]

Shih shih shih, shih'd the shih shih shih.
http://youtu.be/pIY6iFc5lUw

Impress your friends by reciting the poem! (knowledge of tones required)

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Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=52.msg252609#msg252609 date=1345720796]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=52.msg252607#msg252607 date=1345720296]
[quote author=Yip Yip Luca link=topic=52.msg252582#msg252582 date=1345692534]
Friendzone is spawned by MRAs and redditors. And thus, bs.

Oh, I think it's a bit presumptuous to this at Reddit's feet, the term has been in pop culture for a at least 1 decade before reddit existed. 
[/quote]^this. And I'd had it happen to me prior to the internet becoming mainstream.
[/quote]Popularized and named by Reddit, then.

Also, not funny Dtrain.
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Rape is always funny.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[at0m]

[Dtrain323i]

When we were looking at my dog, the lady at the rescue was like "oh yeah she'll bark if someone is coming to the door".


She hasn't made a peep at anybody at the door.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=52.msg252704#msg252704 date=1345817091]

When we were looking at my dog, the lady at the rescue was like "oh yeah she'll bark if someone is coming to the door".


She hasn't made a peep at anybody at the door.
[/quote]My dog only barks at people he knows and doesn't bark at strangers.

[Luca Shoal]

[quote author=Yip Yip Luca link=topic=52.msg252628#msg252628 date=1345737021]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=52.msg252609#msg252609 date=1345720796]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=52.msg252607#msg252607 date=1345720296]
[quote author=Yip Yip Luca link=topic=52.msg252582#msg252582 date=1345692534]
Friendzone is spawned by MRAs and redditors. And thus, bs.

Oh, I think it's a bit presumptuous to this at Reddit's feet, the term has been in pop culture for a at least 1 decade before reddit existed. 
[/quote]^this. And I'd had it happen to me prior to the internet becoming mainstream.
[/quote]Popularized and named by Reddit, then.

Also, not funny Dtrain.
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I am wrong about rape jokes.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
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[zaneyard]

She only gets pregnant if she wants it.

[CaffeinePowered]

Please no more of this shit in the lulz thread, I will delete any further posts  >



Back to funny things

[Reevesith]

Had a pretty good scare the other day, was reading on Slenderman, as I was watching the Marble Hornets videos a transformer or something blew near by scaring the shlits out of me & lost power for 2 hours D; Damn slenderman!

[Trace]

Reading Rainbow feat. DMX

[VeraLapsa]

Reading Rainbow feat. DMX

Poor Reading Rainbow.

[Luca Shoal]

Please no more of this shit in the lulz thread, I will delete any further posts  >

I get you Caff. That's just one of my hard limits for things I won't stand :V

[Hobospartan]

leaving work today, someone honked at me as I pulled up to the intersection getting ready to turn left.  On it's own it's not too bad since you need to pull up pretty far to see around this tree that's on the right.  lulzy part is that this idiot had their right blinker on as they passed me, and passed another entrance to the shopping center with their blinker on before merging into the left lane....with their right turn signal STILL on.

dumbfucks gonna dumbfuck.