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A. Crow
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09-07-2012, 04:21 PM

punctuation is a bitch.


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at0m
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09-07-2012, 04:32 PM

(09-07-2012, 04:12 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg253458#msg253458 date=1347051134]
my friend who's a porn star all the time.
Really? Even when sleeping?
[/quote]Yep, kinda difficult to turn off a state of being.



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VeraLapsa
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09-07-2012, 10:09 PM

(09-07-2012, 10:53 AM)Azure_Angel link Wrote: In one of the rare instances of me getting on Facebook, I log on to see my Ex that I had blocked sent me a friend request from an account impersonating me...

Sounds like a real creeper, no pun intended.


Woo hoo ACEN here I come.
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Vongore
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09-09-2012, 01:33 PM

Screw your first world problems

Yesterday i went to a Pokemon TCG tournament and ended up finishing 2-3. Problem is, after the tournament ended, i played with everybody i lost to again, and won :<.


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09-10-2012, 08:19 AM

(09-09-2012, 01:33 PM)Vongore link Wrote: Screw your first world problems

Yesterday i went to a Pokemon TCG tournament and ended up finishing 2-3. Problem is, after the tournament ended, i played with everybody i lost to again, and won :<.

You need to believe in the heart of the cards next time...


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Azure_Angel
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09-10-2012, 10:32 AM

(09-07-2012, 03:52 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg253440#msg253440 date=1347034803]
[quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=3709.msg253436#msg253436 date=1347033180]
In one of the rare instances of me getting on Facebook, I log on to see my Ex that I had blocked sent me a friend request from an account impersonating me...
you can report impersonating accounts and have them shut down I believe.
[/quote]^this, immediately.

I used to report impersonators to my friend who's a porn star all the time. I haven't been looking for them as much lately.
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That's what I did. Just real upsetting is all to see that. He had us listed as in a relationship and was even friends with some of my other friends. Made me sick to my stomach.


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09-10-2012, 07:19 PM

(09-10-2012, 10:32 AM)Azure_Angel link Wrote: That's what I did. Just real upsetting is all to see that. He had us listed as in a relationship and was even friends with some of my other friends. Made me sick to my stomach.

Wow, that's as creepy as the original Hitchcock Psycho reveal. I'm seriously worried for you.
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Didzo
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09-13-2012, 03:41 AM

Can't seem to get a hold of the future apartment-mate to sort out utilities, internet, and insurance when move in is this weekend. WTF man.

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In other news I think I'll visit the psych counselor early this quarter. I'm sick of feeling the way I do and I need some professional input on how to go about doing it. Or maybe I just need a hug or to get laid.


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kaese
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09-13-2012, 10:36 AM

(09-13-2012, 03:41 AM)Didzo link Wrote: Can't seem to get a hold of the future apartment-mate to sort out utilities, internet, and insurance when move in is this weekend. WTF man.

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In other news I think I'll visit the psych counselor early this quarter. I'm sick of feeling the way I do and I need some professional input on how to go about doing it. Or maybe I just need a hug or to get laid.

I'm sending you an e-hug.


It seems as though a lot of people I know are feeling down lately as well.


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k0ala
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09-13-2012, 10:43 AM

it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.


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kaese
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09-13-2012, 10:50 AM

(09-13-2012, 10:43 AM)k0ala link Wrote: it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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at0m
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09-13-2012, 10:58 AM

(09-13-2012, 10:50 AM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg253739#msg253739 date=1347551038]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote.

Also k0ala I'd help you out personally, but your boobs aren't big enough.



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KarthXLR
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09-13-2012, 11:11 AM

(09-13-2012, 10:58 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg253741#msg253741 date=1347551419]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg253739#msg253739 date=1347551038]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote.
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Hobospartan
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09-13-2012, 01:18 PM

(09-13-2012, 11:11 AM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg253743#msg253743 date=1347551923]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg253741#msg253741 date=1347551419]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg253739#msg253739 date=1347551038]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote.
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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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09-13-2012, 04:19 PM

(09-13-2012, 01:18 PM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg253744#msg253744 date=1347552707]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg253743#msg253743 date=1347551923]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg253741#msg253741 date=1347551419]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg253739#msg253739 date=1347551038]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote...pyramid
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Sogo
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09-13-2012, 05:32 PM

(09-13-2012, 04:19 PM)Neptune link Wrote: [quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg253753#msg253753 date=1347560308]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg253744#msg253744 date=1347552707]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg253743#msg253743 date=1347551923]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg253741#msg253741 date=1347551419]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg253739#msg253739 date=1347551038]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.
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[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote...pyramid, think of all the slaves it'll take to have built when it's finished.
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Dr. Zaius
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09-13-2012, 11:12 PM

edit: ok that's irrelevant and this is the fml thread, so here's my wasted post


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Didzo
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09-13-2012, 11:30 PM

(09-13-2012, 11:12 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: edit: ok that's irrelevant and this is the fml thread, so here's my wasted post

wat


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Greatbacon
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09-13-2012, 11:53 PM

(09-13-2012, 11:30 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg253785#msg253785 date=1347595926]
edit: ok that's irrelevant and this is the fml thread, so here's my wasted post

wat
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Zaius did a quote pyramid thing, but changed his mind.
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Didzo
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09-14-2012, 01:28 AM

(09-13-2012, 11:53 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg253786#msg253786 date=1347597035]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg253785#msg253785 date=1347595926]
edit: ok that's irrelevant and this is the fml thread, so here's my wasted post

wat
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Zaius did a quote pyramid thing, but changed his mind.
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He was kind enough to explain this to me via Steam.

Cool kids don't quote pyramid.



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