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[Squishy3]

CPDRC Inmates Gangnam Style (2012)

It had to happen.

[rumsfald]

As much as I love Michael Jackson, the one thing he can be blamed for is the hipster obsession with zombies.

[Didzo]

#PuppyCam @PetCollectiveTV #Subs4Pets (backup)
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My bacteriology prof is a redditor. The references she makes and the memes she posts up make me cringe.  :'(

[Dr. Zaius]

redditor.

instant tragedy

[Coelit]

I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

[Didzo]

I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.

[Coelit]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)

[Coelit]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254769#msg254769 date=1349300630]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)
[/quote]

Ily. +1

[Neptune]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254769#msg254769 date=1349300630]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)
[/quote]

That one is a personal favorite.  Especially the part where he yells at the dog.

[Gump]

Halo theme tune in an oil chamber

[Kor]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg254771#msg254771 date=1349300898]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254769#msg254769 date=1349300630]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)
[/quote]

That one is a personal favorite.  Especially the part where he yells at the dog.
[/quote]

I have to preface this Coel, recognizing it wasn't a observation directed at anyone. Didn't watch the P&T video either. I have issues with perceived societal restraints based on nothing more than willful ignorance and backwards-thinking traditionalism.

It's language, for fucks sake. It's a tool. Like any tool, it can be used with exquisite skill, or embarrassing ineptitude, and every varying degree therein. There's always a better way to phrase something, always a better word to makes a thought more succinct. Sometimes we have to accept that people fail the language, and other times we accept that people are just cunts.

Although... Once in a great while, you meet a person that is so eloquent in their vulgarity, you cannot help but smile.

[CaffeinePowered]

Although... Once in a great while, you meet a person that is so eloquent in their vulgarity, you cannot help but smile.

Will you be the chosen one to help us take back porch monkey?
</clerks>

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=2632.msg254784#msg254784 date=1349321166]
Although... Once in a great while, you meet a person that is so eloquent in their vulgarity, you cannot help but smile.

Will you be the chosen one to help us take back porch monkey?
</clerks>
[/quote]

[Squishy3]

It's not vulgarity, you are making use of sentence-enhancers.

[StolenToast]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254769#msg254769 date=1349300630]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)
[/quote]

repost:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MLDC55grt8

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Neptune link=topic=2632.msg254776#msg254776 date=1349304137]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg254771#msg254771 date=1349300898]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254769#msg254769 date=1349300630]
[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=2632.msg254767#msg254767 date=1349299185]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg254763#msg254763 date=1349294795]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg254762#msg254762 date=1349294090]
I never got why it is socially acceptable to call a person a bitch (a dog), basically calling somebody lesser to the extent of them being an animal if you are mad at them but saying somebody is a cunt (female genitals) is taboo. Oh also calling somebody a dick is acceptable or at the very least more so then calling somebody a cunt. Logic.

And here I was thinking that it was not socially acceptable to call a person any of those things in most circumstances.


[/quote]

Unless they aren't on the point.
[/quote]
Socially ok as far as insults go lets say then. You know what I mean.
[/quote]
Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)
[/quote]

That one is a personal favorite.  Especially the part where he yells at the dog.
[/quote]

I have to preface this Coel, recognizing it wasn't a observation directed at anyone. Didn't watch the P&T video either. I have issues with perceived societal restraints based on nothing more than willful ignorance and backwards-thinking traditionalism.

It's language, for fucks sake. It's a tool. Like any tool, it can be used with exquisite skill, or embarrassing ineptitude, and every varying degree therein. There's always a better way to phrase something, always a better word to makes a thought more succinct. Sometimes we have to accept that people fail the language, and other times we accept that people are just cunts.

Although... Once in a great while, you meet a person that is so eloquent in their vulgarity, you cannot help but smile.
[/quote]


This conversation reminded me of a rant by a former member of ar15.com known as McUzi

Your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg...
While you may fancy yourself some sort of a "Christian�, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap.

All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written.
You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more than felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type
of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist.

Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can�t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped.

You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of you, thus explaining his future actions.

I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, "Out of the Closet� outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn�t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having "something in your eye�, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that�s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole.

I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this plane of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents.

I fucking hate you.

[Kor]

That's a solid 8/10 right there. Points deducted for going a touch too hard on the religious angle(Too easy) and milking the personal suffering by about 3 sentences(We get the point). Otherwise I'm stealing the following:

-"with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome"
-"social calamity"

Just golden.


Edit: Re: Porch Monkeys. While some slurs can appear to be less vitriolic or more humourous than others, I leave them all in the same box. Slurs are just too broad of a brush to ever use on an individual. The inverse applies as well, as their always too narrow for a "race".

[Dtrain323i]

That's a solid 8/10 right there. Points deducted for going a touch too hard on the religious angle(Too easy) and milking the personal suffering by about 3 sentences(We get the point). Otherwise I'm stealing the following:

-"with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome"
-"social calamity"

Just golden.


Edit: Re: Porch Monkeys. While some slurs can appear to be less vitriolic or more humourous than others, I leave them all in the same box. Slurs are just too broad of a brush to ever use on an individual. The inverse applies as well, as their always too narrow for a "race".

The religious angle makes sense in context in that the target of the rant was a huge bible-thumper.