The Drunk Thread

[Greatbacon]

So there is a bar that is a five minute ride from my house that serves $5 pitchers of some of the local microbrews.

I don't think I'll ever have a case of the Mondays again.

[A. Crow]

I don't think I'd ever leave.

[rumsfald]

Bacon, don't tell me they have New Belgium $5 pitchers.

[Greatbacon]

Bacon, don't tell me they have New Belgium $5 pitchers.

I could never lie to you Rummy...

[at0m]

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DRUNK THREE QUARTERS OF A FIFTH OF FLOR DE CANA

CUBA LIBRE

[matter11]

I don't like sierra mist natural on its own as a soda. I do, however, adore it as a mixer with gin. The "natural flavors only" of sierra mist makes it really complement gin and the handful of sugar they add just makes it like candy. Despite being born in Kentucky I will never need liquors other than London dry gins and assorted rums.

[KarthXLR]

Tonight was bpreyyt good we had rum'mhno gocke an cokda screwdriverxz they were nice but I' liked rum and coke bett6er I thkmn  I had six shot s fuckin  awreespkpome night oh god s ash bo0rlthers and mario party sufcijmn good night avid fiuck cvilm schoo.l,

[Didzo]

Tonight was presbyter good we had rumination gecko an coda screwdriver they were nice but I' liked rum and coke bett6er I thunk  I had six shot s buckskin  awreespkpome night oh god s ash bo0rlthers and Mario party sufficient good night avid firetruck Vilma achoo.

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[KarthXLR]

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Tonight was presbyter good we had rumination gecko an coda screwdriver they were nice but I' liked rum and coke bett6er I thunk  I had six shot s buckskin  awreespkpome night oh god s ash bo0rlthers and Mario party sufficient good night avid firetruck Vilma achoo.

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Better than sex.

[KarthXLR]

Ignoring my previous two posts, rum'n'coke is pretty tasty. Even rum by itself was smooth. Still don't care much for vodka or screwdrivers.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg254230#msg254230 date=1348213349]
Tonight was presbyter good we had rumination gecko an coda screwdriver they were nice but I' liked rum and coke bett6er I thunk  I had six shot s buckskin  awreespkpome night oh god s ash bo0rlthers and Mario party sufficient good night avid firetruck Vilma achoo.

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+1

[zaneyard]

So i've been playing this game with a friend of my ex where we type naughty things into google and try to find the best search that returns no naughty results.
also jack daniels

she linked me this video
Creative WORLD RECORD 1000 Boobs in Russia

[Squishy3]

Found out this exists today. Has generally better reviews than Bakon.

[rumsfald]

I'm not looking to start another point of contention with Dtrain, but I think I might be starting to favour Bushmills over Jameson.

(I used to prefer the old Michael Collins in the tall bottle but the blend seems different to me since they changed bottles.)


In other news, my new favorite thing is to drink irish whiskey and play along to the Helmet and House of Pain song from Judgment Night. Totally unrelated, I guess.

[A. Crow]

I now have 4 different types of crown royal bags. 

Oh, you thought they just came in solid purple?

[cbre88x]

I now have 4 different types of crown royal bags. 

Oh, you thought they just came in solid purple?

I always thought the camo bags they sold at military bases were pretty cool.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg254553#msg254553 date=1348885989]
I now have 4 different types of crown royal bags. 

Oh, you thought they just came in solid purple?

I always thought the camo bags they sold at military bases were pretty cool.
[/quote]

Ok, I posted that Friday. 

See kids, you can be so drunk you forget doing things, and still keep your grammatical shit together. 


I'm looking at you, Karth. 

[Greatbacon]

So my roommates decided to do a drinking game for the debate tonight.

It sort of tapered off midway through, but I decided to keep drinking anyway.

Class tomorrow morning.  #YOLO #FinishedTheWhiskey #PBR

[cbre88x]

[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=753.msg254602#msg254602 date=1348982573]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg254553#msg254553 date=1348885989]
I now have 4 different types of crown royal bags. 

Oh, you thought they just came in solid purple?

I always thought the camo bags they sold at military bases were pretty cool.
[/quote]

Ok, I posted that Friday. 

See kids, you can be so drunk you forget doing things, and still keep your grammatical shit together. 


I'm looking at you, Karth. 
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It's an acquired skill. Give him some time...haha.

[zaneyard]

See kids, you can be so drunk you forget doing things, and still keep your grammatical shit together.   

Not if you want people to think you're drunk when you're really not.