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HeK
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11-01-2012, 07:43 AM

Six grand? Unless you have a boiler, that's pretty damn expensive.
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11-01-2012, 11:07 AM

(10-31-2012, 11:13 PM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: The heater in my house isn't working, and it's going to cost six grand to replace.


Oh, and if we had turned it on my mother and I would probably have been killed by Carbon Monoxide, apparently.  For whatever reason that didn't scare me, and the fact that it didn't has now freaked me out.

you should pick up a carbon monoxide detector as well.

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11-01-2012, 12:15 PM

(11-01-2012, 11:07 AM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg256131#msg256131 date=1351743192]
The heater in my house isn't working, and it's going to cost six grand to replace.


Oh, and if we had turned it on my mother and I would probably have been killed by Carbon Monoxide, apparently.  For whatever reason that didn't scare me, and the fact that it didn't has now freaked me out.

you should pick up a carbon monoxide detector as well.
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Yeah, get a few. Have one near the bedrooms and another near the furnace/boiler.
Kiddie makes a nice one with a digital readout and a built-in battery backup.
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11-05-2012, 07:55 PM

I'm terrified to try playing any games because my computer keeps crashing when I do.
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11-05-2012, 09:08 PM

I tweaked my back somehow so I've been laid out on my couch since about 1pm





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11-06-2012, 02:20 PM

(11-05-2012, 09:08 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: I tweaked my back somehow so I've been laid out on my couch since about 1pm

I hear whiskey helps with that. 

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11-06-2012, 02:28 PM

(11-06-2012, 02:20 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg256358#msg256358 date=1352167727]
I tweaked my back somehow so I've been laid out on my couch since about 1pm

I hear whiskey helps with that. 
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so does naproxen





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11-06-2012, 05:08 PM

(11-06-2012, 02:28 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg256390#msg256390 date=1352229640]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg256358#msg256358 date=1352167727]
I tweaked my back somehow so I've been laid out on my couch since about 1pm

I hear whiskey helps with that. 
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so does naproxen
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Whiskey helps even more with naproxen. 

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11-07-2012, 12:35 AM

Obama was reelected!

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
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(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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11-07-2012, 12:31 PM

(11-07-2012, 12:35 AM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: Obama was reelected!
Four more years!

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11-07-2012, 03:42 PM

(11-07-2012, 12:31 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: [quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg256429#msg256429 date=1352266512]
Obama was reelected!
Four more years!
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11-07-2012, 06:20 PM

Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx

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11-07-2012, 07:18 PM

(11-07-2012, 06:20 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx
i don't think anybody actually liked romney so he was probably rooting for "RON FREE MARKET FIXES ALL PAUL"

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11-07-2012, 07:42 PM

(11-07-2012, 07:18 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg256468#msg256468 date=1352330405]
Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx
i don't think anybody actually liked romney so he was probably rooting for "RON FREE MARKET FIXES ALL PAUL"
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Saxxy was livid. 

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11-07-2012, 07:46 PM

I was 1 of 7 people who voted for a 3rd party candidate in my precinct

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11-07-2012, 08:00 PM

This is the kind of party that would have followed a Romney win:
"Crush Them!"

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11-08-2012, 01:24 AM

(11-07-2012, 07:18 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg256468#msg256468 date=1352330405]
Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx
i don't think anybody actually liked romney so he was probably rooting for "RON FREE MARKET FIXES ALL PAUL"
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That's why I voted for Gary Johnson.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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11-08-2012, 03:02 AM

(11-07-2012, 06:20 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx

It was a simultaneous FML / Made My Day post.

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11-08-2012, 05:03 AM

(11-08-2012, 01:24 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg256469#msg256469 date=1352333927]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg256468#msg256468 date=1352330405]
Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx
i don't think anybody actually liked romney so he was probably rooting for "RON FREE MARKET FIXES ALL PAUL"
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That's why I voted for Gary Cave Johnson.
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11-08-2012, 07:22 AM

(11-08-2012, 05:03 AM)Vandamdad link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg256496#msg256496 date=1352355860]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg256469#msg256469 date=1352333927]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg256468#msg256468 date=1352330405]
Obama's reelection in the fml thread

Let's not even talk about romney lol k thx
i don't think anybody actually liked romney so he was probably rooting for "RON FREE MARKET FIXES ALL PAUL"
[/quote]
That's why I voted for Gary Cave Johnson.
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