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[TOH]

All mass transit shutting down, NJ state workers told not to come in to work tomorrow. We're boned.

[Squishy3]

All mass transit shutting down, NJ state workers told not to come in to work tomorrow. We're boned.

i just hope it takes the jersey shore cast with it.

cool halloween costume

[Gasman]

鹿児島黒牛-ビギニング

[Greatbacon]

So I was looking at what stuff I need to rent for graduation commencement and they had a price point about souvenir tassels and for a moment I thought "hey, why not?" and then I remembered I'm going to have my fucking degree to remind me of my graduation in case I should ever forget about it.

[at0m]

So I was looking at what stuff I need to rent for graduation commencement and they had a price point about souvenir tassels and for a moment I thought "hey, why not?" and then I remembered I'm going to have my fucking degree to remind me of my graduation in case I should ever forget about it.

I have my degree in a frame along with the tassel i wore on my fucking hat for graduation. Fuck souvenir tassels, only the actual one was good enough to keep.

[Vandamguy]

you ever put q-tips a bit too far into your ear, because it feels good?

[Dr. Zaius]

probably not gonna make it out to acen this year

[matter11]

you ever put q-tips a bit too far into your ear, because it feels good?

don't put q-tips in your ear! it compacts the wax. take it from someone with wax issues, every ear doctor,and the q-tip box. if you feel waxy get your ears cleaned by a doctor with your universal healthcare or flush them yourself

[Evil Cheese]

[quote author=Vandamdad link=topic=2632.msg256544#msg256544 date=1352424971]
you ever put q-tips a bit too far into your ear, because it feels good?

don't put q-tips in your ear! it compacts the wax. take it from someone with wax issues, every ear doctor,and the q-tip box. if you feel waxy get your ears cleaned by a doctor with your universal healthcare or flush them yourself
[/quote]

I will respectfully disagree, good sir. I'm not going to pay my doctor every time my ears get a little waxy. Plus walking around with waxy ears is a good way to kill a lady boner.

[Eightball]

rip zaius

[matter11]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg256551#msg256551 date=1352434016]
[quote author=Vandamdad link=topic=2632.msg256544#msg256544 date=1352424971]
you ever put q-tips a bit too far into your ear, because it feels good?

don't put q-tips in your ear! it compacts the wax. take it from someone with wax issues, every ear doctor,and the q-tip box. if you feel waxy get your ears cleaned by a doctor with your universal healthcare or flush them yourself
[/quote]

I will respectfully disagree, good sir. I'm not going to pay my doctor every time my ears get a little waxy. Plus walking around with waxy ears is a good way to kill a lady boner.
[/quote]

a doctor is only really required if you have extensive build up and a large chunk has formed impairing hearing (me). there are still good ways to clean your ear yourself involving water or drops to loosen it, your ear should push out wax naturally as needed. look into that for your ears sake. JUST PLEASE DON'T STICK QTIPS IN THERE.

[VeraLapsa]

[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=2632.msg256572#msg256572 date=1352473834]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg256551#msg256551 date=1352434016]
[quote author=Vandamdad link=topic=2632.msg256544#msg256544 date=1352424971]
you ever put q-tips a bit too far into your ear, because it feels good?

don't put q-tips in your ear! it compacts the wax. take it from someone with wax issues, every ear doctor,and the q-tip box. if you feel waxy get your ears cleaned by a doctor with your universal healthcare or flush them yourself
[/quote]

I will respectfully disagree, good sir. I'm not going to pay my doctor every time my ears get a little waxy. Plus walking around with waxy ears is a good way to kill a lady boner.
[/quote]

a doctor is only really required if you have extensive build up and a large chunk has formed impairing hearing (me). there are still good ways to clean your ear yourself involving water or drops to loosen it, your ear should push out wax naturally as needed. look into that for your ears sake. JUST PLEASE DON'T STICK QTIPS IN THERE.
[/quote]
I've been doing it since I was a kid. AKA once I learned to not poke my ear drum out.

[StolenToast]

https://www.fbi.gov/washingtondc/press-r...ads-guilty

tl;dr
http://washingtonexaminer.com/5-fairfax-...le/2501571



I knew that guy, Matt Baker, and one of the accomplices, Kyle Griswold, from highschool.  My class had 45 people, and I knew them personally and very well.  I knew Baker was dealing, and I knew Kyle was in on it, and I knew Baker had bee caught, but it's just crazy to see an FBI press release on the thing!

It really gives me a weird perspective on things like this.  Baker was entirely a "laid back" guy.  This article makes him sound like flippin' Scarface, with secret guns and shady connections.  But it was probably like "Yo guys, let's sell some of this stuff.  Bet we could make some money." 

[rumsfald]

HEY AT0M

[at0m]

HEY AT0M

ERMAGERD DERKTER WHER

[A. Crow]

Have Sex with a Man with a Moustache Day - Nov 18

[VeraLapsa]

Have Sex with a Man with a Moustache Day - Nov 18

So funny XD

[HeK]

Goatse.cx is now a webmail site.

Seriously, no more popup spamming, distended man anus.
Now just wonderful email hosting with a horrible domain name.

http://signup.goatse.cx/

*Not a trick*

[kaese]

My good deed of the day: Gave away over 4 million neopoints to some frosh from my uni who follows me on tumblr. Apparently her account got frozen for no apparently reason (or so she claims).

I had about ~0.5% attachment to those neopoints so I'm not sad to see them gone.

Also, my neopets are still dying from starvation.

[CaffeinePowered]

Potential FML today depending on how things go...was going to close on an apartment today, but I did more research looking into parking around the apartment, which has no dedicated lot. And found out that there is no overnight street parking allowed, anywhere, in Riverside. Big WTF as when I did visit there was only one small area that I saw with no parking signs and there were cars parked all over the street.

There is a lot the city owns across the street that was pretty much vacant when I went to visit in the afternoon on a Tuesday. I'm not sure if its a commuter lot and I just stumbled on it at an odd time or if it really doesn't have many spot renters. The website said 'be prepared for an up to 6 month wait for parking', but it looks like a pretty stock statement on a website not updated often.

If I can call the city and get parking I'm good to sign, if I can't I have a very tough decision to make.