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zaneyard
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12-01-2012, 03:43 PM

That blows, I don't know much about mobo troubleshooting (my box still occasionally BSODS) otherwise I'd try to help you.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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A. Crow
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12-01-2012, 05:30 PM

found a dead mouse in the kitchen.  It was fresh... and a bit flat.  I think the cats are doing their job. 

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12-01-2012, 06:51 PM

Pug dog is gone [Image: koopsadfacemore.gif]  so sad.

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12-01-2012, 07:49 PM

(12-01-2012, 06:51 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Pug dog is gone [Image: koopsadfacemore.gif]  so sad.

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12-01-2012, 09:32 PM

(12-01-2012, 06:51 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Pug dog is gone [Image: koopsadfacemore.gif]  so sad.

immortalize in .gif

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12-01-2012, 09:56 PM

I really want to draw him, there was this moment when my sister was heavy pregnant & resting on the couch, I walk out and saw that she had him resting on her side. It was so cute, as if he was going "Hello litter brother, I has so much to teach you."

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12-02-2012, 12:47 AM

(12-01-2012, 09:32 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257750#msg257750 date=1354405877]
Pug dog is gone [Image: koopsadfacemore.gif]  so sad.

immortalize in .gif
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float on you puggy prince. [Image: koopsadface.gif]

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12-02-2012, 01:44 PM

Computer's BIOS got corrupted while trying to upgrade yesterday.  Looks like the only solution is to buy a whole new BIOS chip, which means I have to get all my homework done on the goddamn library computers. 

Also I slept in till 1:30 today, and I absolutely HATE that.

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12-02-2012, 04:18 PM

(12-02-2012, 01:44 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: Computer's BIOS got corrupted while trying to upgrade yesterday.  Looks like the only solution is to buy a whole new BIOS chip, which means I have to get all my homework done on the goddamn library computers. 

Also I slept in till 1:30 today, and I absolutely HATE that.

This isn't 1995, most BIOS chips are soldered in now. That said, most motherboards have a backup bios and embedded flash tools.
What board did you mess up?
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12-02-2012, 06:42 PM

food poisoning is making me feel like i'm dying

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12-02-2012, 07:27 PM

(12-02-2012, 06:42 PM)Didzo link Wrote: food poisoning is making me feel like i'm dying
I vote we rename food poisoning to temporary death.



For those who just can't get enough.
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12-02-2012, 09:54 PM

[Image: Ene5y.png]

Welp.



For those who just can't get enough.
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zaneyard
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12-02-2012, 10:40 PM

poor people

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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12-03-2012, 12:34 AM

In Iowa.  Land of Corn.  And of Fog too, apparently. 

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12-03-2012, 02:11 AM

(12-03-2012, 12:34 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: In Iowa.  Land of Corn.  And of Fog too, apparently. 

It's been foggy there all weekend.





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12-04-2012, 08:25 PM

(12-03-2012, 02:11 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg257826#msg257826 date=1354512867]
In Iowa.  Land of Corn.  And of Fog too, apparently. 

It's been foggy there all weekend.
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AND LAND OF FUCKING SUPER STOMACH VIRUS.

I lost 7 pounds in 12 hours and ended up in the hospital. 

They had to give me two bags of saline and a gatorade before I could piss barely enough for a sample. 

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12-04-2012, 08:34 PM

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my Cambridge Soundworks Model Eleven just blew both speakers.

In 1993, this was the most money I ever spent on anything that wasn't driveable.

RIP, my dearest roommate for nearly two decades. The lion sleeps tonight.

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12-04-2012, 08:52 PM

(12-04-2012, 08:25 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg257830#msg257830 date=1354518672]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg257826#msg257826 date=1354512867]
In Iowa.  Land of Corn.  And of Fog too, apparently. 

It's been foggy there all weekend.
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AND LAND OF FUCKING SUPER STOMACH VIRUS.

I lost 7 pounds in 12 hours and ended up in the hospital. 

They had to give me two bags of saline and a gatorade before I could piss barely enough for a sample.   
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I'm thinking I may have had the same thing. I'm just glad I didn't get to the point where hospital or passing out were my only two options.

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12-04-2012, 11:00 PM

Dropped my laptop yesterday, now whenever I power it on it suddenly shuts off about 3 minutes later.
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12-05-2012, 12:24 AM

@`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:

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