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12-05-2012, 12:56 AM

(12-05-2012, 12:24 AM)Reevesith link Wrote: @`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
Ahoy, or already there? I think 4 days is still in safe territory (especially if they tasted fine).
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12-05-2012, 12:58 AM

(12-05-2012, 12:56 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257919#msg257919 date=1354685093]
@`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
Ahoy, or already there? I think 4 days is still in safe territory (especially if they tasted fine).
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(12-05-2012, 12:58 AM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg257920#msg257920 date=1354687008]
[quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257919#msg257919 date=1354685093]
@`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
Ahoy, or already there? I think 4 days is still in safe territory (especially if they tasted fine).
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Agreed.
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Due to the nature of yogurt, it's generally fine until it tastes off.
It's not dangerous like canned products, tomatoes or rice where you generally cannot tell when its 'bad'.
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(12-05-2012, 09:02 AM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg257921#msg257921 date=1354687135]
[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg257920#msg257920 date=1354687008]
[quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257919#msg257919 date=1354685093]
@`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
Ahoy, or already there? I think 4 days is still in safe territory (especially if they tasted fine).
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Agreed.
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Due to the nature of yogurt, it's generally fine until it tastes off.
It's not dangerous like canned products, tomatoes or rice where you generally cannot tell when its 'bad'.
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The expiration date is not anything set in stone and its more for stores than for you. The date is so that stores don't sell it past a date when you likely wouldn't consume it in due order.

Its also giving a most conservative estimate so they never sell anything stale/spoiled


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12-05-2012, 04:18 PM

Well it did tasted funny & didn't mix well with BBQ from famous Dave's  o-o didn't have a fun night.


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12-05-2012, 04:27 PM

Who the fuck eats yogurt with BBQ?



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12-05-2012, 04:46 PM

(12-05-2012, 04:18 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Well it did tasted funny & didn't mix well with BBQ from famous Dave's  o-o didn't have a fun night.

Lime yogurt and BBQ sauce. WTF REEVE.


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12-05-2012, 06:08 PM

(12-05-2012, 04:46 PM)Kor link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257964#msg257964 date=1354742332]
Well it did tasted funny & didn't mix well with BBQ from famous Dave's  o-o didn't have a fun night.

Lime yogurt and BBQ sauce. WTF REEVE.
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EDIT: I'm guessing they were separate meals actually
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12-05-2012, 11:09 PM

[Image: koopheadtempcrazyeyes1.gif] yes, they were separate meals. First yogurt, after a while felt a few irks but nothing too bad. Then the bqq Rib tips for dinner, Baad mix.


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12-06-2012, 12:20 AM

(12-05-2012, 12:24 AM)Reevesith link Wrote: @`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
(12-05-2012, 04:18 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Well it did tasted funny & didn't mix well with BBQ from famous Dave's  o-o didn't have a fun night.


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

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(12-06-2012, 12:20 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg257919#msg257919 date=1354685093]
@`@ Sister gives me 2 things of lime yogurt & tells me to eat them. Tasted fine.. intell I found out their 4 days pass expiration date :/  toilet woes ahoy! D:
(12-05-2012, 04:18 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Well it did tasted funny & didn't mix well with BBQ from famous Dave's  o-o didn't have a fun night.
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Quote:"Tasted fine"... "Tasted funny"

Discounting the second 'Tasted' because it is repeated, the number of letters in those two phrases total up to 21...

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It's 16 degrees and I had to go take my dog out for a walk. I think my ears are missing.






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(12-09-2012, 11:34 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: It's 16 degrees and I had to go take my dog out for a walk. I think my ears are missing.
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(12-09-2012, 11:42 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: :/
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12-10-2012, 12:10 AM

I did the responsible thing and canceled a hotel reservation because I didn't have enough in checking.
So the hotel charged my debit card with smaller and smaller amounts until they found one that would go through :/


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(12-10-2012, 12:10 AM)k0ala link Wrote: I did the responsible thing and canceled a hotel reservation because I didn't have enough in checking.
So the hotel charged my debit card with smaller and smaller amounts until they found one that would go through :/

WTF? 


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