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KarthXLR
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#1,801
01-01-2013, 04:49 AM

I had a jello shot tonight. Strange.

Also Rum and Coke. Good stuff.



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A. Crow
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01-01-2013, 03:30 PM

I was still drunk when I woke up at 10 this morning. 

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01-01-2013, 05:46 PM

(01-01-2013, 03:30 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: I was still drunk when I woke up at 10 this morning. 

I can tell how hungover you are because this might be the first time I've seen you post a time of day without using military format. YOU'RE FINALLY ASSIMILATING INTO CIVILIAN LIFE CROW.

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01-01-2013, 07:17 PM

(01-01-2013, 03:30 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: I was still drunk when I woke up at 10 this morning. 
I didn't get home until 10 this morning.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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01-01-2013, 10:03 PM

I found DTrain's shot glasses: http://www.hackerstickers.com/product/mu...t-glasses/
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01-03-2013, 03:07 AM

Oreos dipped in white chocolate and apple pie moonshine.

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01-05-2013, 05:16 AM

i'm toast right now
bartender poured tequila down my throat and i ended up spilling it all over my face
i also have to change a flat tire tomorrow.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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01-05-2013, 04:41 PM

Take it from a former tire guy. You're going to be ok. It's only a shitty car jack and 5 nuts. If all else fails, the car can roll on a rim.

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01-05-2013, 05:01 PM

oh i know how to change a tire it was just too dark last night and I was kinda drunk still

someone else did it for her even though I told her I would but that's fine with me I slept til like 2.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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01-06-2013, 05:04 AM

oh hello drunk thread.

It has been too long.

I know we are friends, so I apologize for not talking as much as we should.
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01-06-2013, 05:08 AM

(01-06-2013, 05:04 AM)Greatbacon link Wrote: oh hello drunk thread.

It has been too long.

I know we are friends, so I apologize for not talking as much as we should.
i think i spend more time drunk than I do sober.
I wish I had people to hang out with and drink at my house instead of going out to the bars because it's getting to be expensive.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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01-06-2013, 10:21 AM

(01-06-2013, 05:08 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: I wish I had people to hang out with and drink at my house instead of going out to the bars because it's getting to be expensive.

http://youtu.be/lpzqQst-Sg8
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01-06-2013, 02:46 PM

fuck yeah rummy

great song
if only I could play guitar like a beast like that.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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01-15-2013, 12:35 AM

http://host.madison.com/wsj/business/spr...f887a.html

I will have to try this next week!

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01-15-2013, 11:31 AM

Damn, it's not going to get sold here,  otherwise I'd buy some. I do love me a good root beer.
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A. Crow
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01-15-2013, 08:50 PM

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So, I guess tuesday is "get unintentionally destroyed on moonshine" night. 

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01-15-2013, 10:32 PM

Save that shit for ACEN Son

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01-15-2013, 11:42 PM

sorry, paying for wedding & honeymoon trumped ACEN this year. 

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zaneyard
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01-15-2013, 11:44 PM

I'm taking a break from this thread for a while for my gains.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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01-16-2013, 01:55 AM

(01-15-2013, 11:42 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: sorry, paying for wedding & honeymoon trumped ACEN this year. 
Sad((((

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