The "Fuck my life" thread

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=WoahItsChooly link=topic=3709.msg260976#msg260976 date=1359228079]
I decided to shave off my beard..
why the fuck did I just do that?

I'm sorry bro. RIP.
[/quote]






Also, went to get some ink for my printer. Get home, install cartridge, and guess what? It's out of a DIFFERENT color now.

Fuck printers.

[KarthXLR]

Just woke up from one of the most emotionally disturbing dreams I've ever had.

[Hobospartan]

I only have one beer left, and I don't feel like driving to the store to buy more.

[A. Crow]

if you have drank to the point you only have one left, you shouldn't drive to the store anyways. 

This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.

[Hobospartan]

I'm sober now, just got back from work.  But the other night I drank all but one of my beers and didn't notice until now. 

Great point about having copious amounts of alcohol though.  I need to work on that.

[Eschatos]

Computer likes to randomly crash and event viewer refuses to open so I can find out why.  I'm thinking a reformat though I was hoping to just wait until the end of the semester and build a new computer with my one free Windows 7 from my university.

[Squishy3]

I bought the stupidly expensive edition of Bioshock Infinite the other day.

[Coppanuva]

Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

[KarthXLR]

Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

Holy shit, I'm sorry.

How are you doing?

[Coppanuva]

[quote author=Coppanuva link=topic=3709.msg261582#msg261582 date=1360202156]
Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

Holy shit, I'm sorry.

How are you doing?
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Doing about as expected I guess. Talking to therapist tomorrow again as a follow up to today's meeting. School moved me and my two roommates to a new apartment for the remainder of the year.

[rumsfald]

Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

that sucks that he did that to you. if he only cared to end his own suffering, there's many ways he could have done that, but it seems like he did so in a way to inflict unforgettable memories on those around him. that's a really selfish thing for him to do.

[at0m]

Air Vendor: DELTA
Flight Number: 621
From: MINNEAPOLS/STPAUL
Departs: 01:10 PM
To: SINGAPORE-SIN
Arrives: 01:35 AM on Feb 14 2013
Seat:
Ticket Confirmation: <redacted>
Aircraft: 77L
Class of Service: [ U ] ECONOMY CLASS
Operated By: DELTA
Flight Type: 1-STOP
MEAL- DINNER
BAGS ALLOWED- 1PIECE
FLIGHT DURATION  22.25 HRS
MILES  9057

[A. Crow]

I did 18hours on a C-130 once.  You'll live.  BUT YOU'LL FUCKING HATE LIFE!  HOPE YOU GOT AN AISLE SEAT!!!! 

[Eightball]

Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

Jesus. I'd offer words of comfort, but I can't relate to what that experience is like. Hope it doesn't affect you in a serious way.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Coppanuva link=topic=3709.msg261582#msg261582 date=1360202156]
Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

Jesus. I'd offer words of comfort, but I can't relate to what that experience is like. Hope it doesn't affect you in a serious way.
[/quote]

Ditto :/

Hope you're doing alright

[Mission Difficult]

Air Vendor: DELTA
Aircraft: 77L
Class of Service: [ U ] ECONOMY CLASS
FLIGHT DURATION  22.25 HRS

Best advice I can give for long international flights is bring varied forms of entertainment and noise canceling headphones. If you don't have a pair of Bose QuietComforts, get some right now. On a 777 you should have power, but you will need an adapter and it might only be the first few rows. 44 is an exit, 42 and 57 are garbage. I like to get as little sleep as possible before the flight so I can remain unconscious for as long as possible while in the air.

[Versus]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg261624#msg261624 date=1360251266]
Air Vendor: DELTA
Flight Number: 621
From: MINNEAPOLS/STPAUL
Departs: 01:10 PM
To: SINGAPORE-SIN
Arrives: 01:35 AM on Feb 14 2013
Seat:
Ticket Confirmation: <redacted>
Aircraft: 77L
Class of Service: [ U ] ECONOMY CLASS
Operated By: DELTA
Flight Type: 1-STOP
MEAL- DINNER
BAGS ALLOWED- 1PIECE
FLIGHT DURATION  22.25 HRS
MILES  9057

Jesus. I'd offer words of comfort, but I can't relate to what that experience is like. Hope it doesn't affect you in a serious way.
[/quote]

[Didzo]

versus.txt

I'm a terrible person. I haven't had this much trouble suppressing laughter in a lecture in a long time. +1

[Coppanuva]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg261626#msg261626 date=1360253731]
[quote author=Coppanuva link=topic=3709.msg261582#msg261582 date=1360202156]
Flatmate hung himself in the shower last night. I found his body in the morning.

Jesus. I'd offer words of comfort, but I can't relate to what that experience is like. Hope it doesn't affect you in a serious way.
[/quote]

Ditto :/

Hope you're doing alright
[/quote]

Thanks both of you. It's been weird, lots of different feelings and all that (even though I hardly knew him). Talking to a counselor at school here quite a bit to work it out and hopefully have it be easier on me. Got moved in a new place entirely and have all my stuff here now. So all things considered I'm doing ok I guess.

[Hobospartan]

Air Vendor: DELTA
Flight Number: 621
From: MINNEAPOLS/STPAUL
Departs: 01:10 PM
To: SINGAPORE-SIN
Arrives: 01:35 AM on Feb 14 2013
Seat:
Ticket Confirmation: <redacted>
Aircraft: 77L
Class of Service: [ U ] ECONOMY CLASS
Operated By: DELTA
Flight Type: 1-STOP
MEAL- DINNER
BAGS ALLOWED- 1PIECE
FLIGHT DURATION  22.25 HRS
MILES  9057

My father was working in Korea once.  He ate some funky seafood before his flight home.  He spent the entire thing going between his seat and the bathroom, and barely slept at all.

So I really hope you don't get the shits