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[zaneyard]

met a girl last night
been chatting with her today
seems pretty cool
light flirting back and forth
ask her if she wants to watch a movie tonight if her other plans fall out
she says she'll keep it in mind
I start flirting a little more
she says she has a boyfriend

I'm starting to think that I should just assume that anyone that I meet that is interesting and attractive is also taken.

[Totla]

Climbing buildings on campus is fun.

[Didzo]

Climbing buildings on campus is fun.

Just don't get caught.

I have found it more fun to get inside buildings where students aren't supposed to be or get into (mostly) locked halls via alternate routes. Much lesser chance of getting in trouble as well.

[Luinbariel]

met a girl last night
been chatting with her today
seems pretty cool
light flirting back and forth
ask her if she wants to watch a movie tonight if her other plans fall out
she says she'll keep it in mind
I start flirting a little more
she says she has a boyfriend

I'm starting to think that I should just assume that anyone that I meet that is interesting and attractive is also taken.

Might be giving it too much for a girl you met like a day ago.

[rumsfald]

ask her if she wants to watch a movie tonight if her other plans fall out

Do you want to be her plan A or plan B? If you are coach and have 2 quarterbacks, and one comes to you and says "I don't think I should start," are you going to 1st string him? Would she?

she says she'll keep it in mind

nope.jpg

I start flirting a little more
she says she has a boyfriend

Translation: he demoted himself, now can't take a hint. EJECT EJECT! Girl uses Boyfriend Excuse. 

I'm starting to think that I should just assume that anyone that I meet that is interesting and attractive is also taken.

Girls who are serious about their boyfriends don't give out their number.

She was testing the waters, found you to be a bit too overboard, so she used the easiest method she has to end any escalation while hurting you the least.

Might be giving it too much for a girl you met like a day ago.

^ this girl, she knoweth of what she speaketh.


PS - the proper response to "I have a boyfriend" is either "I didn't ask" or "He's not invited."

[zaneyard]

and I thought I over-analyze things.
I'd copy some chunks of my transcript in to explain things a little better, as this was an oversimplification, but I have a workout to continue.

[Luinbariel]

and I thought I over-analyze things.
I'd copy some chunks of my transcript in to explain things a little better, as this was an oversimplification, but I have a workout to continue.

To be honest, I didn't have to really spend time analyzing anything hard to come up with that answer. If it were me, and that happened in a day, I'd be pulling the boyfriend card too. Even just for another person I want to be friends with, like some other girl... that much too fast would be uncomfortable and I'd back out.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg261217#msg261217 date=1359600775]
and I thought I over-analyze things.
I'd copy some chunks of my transcript in to explain things a little better, as this was an oversimplification, but I have a workout to continue.

To be honest, I didn't have to really spend time analyzing anything hard to come up with that answer. If it were me, and that happened in a day, I'd be pulling the boyfriend card too. Even just for another person I want to be friends with, like some other girl... that much too fast would be uncomfortable and I'd back out.
[/quote]

I was referring to rummy there, and I didn't mean to come off like a snob but I simplified what I said quite a bit and I think he might have gotten the wrong idea.

and of course you would, you're not interested in me in that way. And neither is she. I'd rather figure that out earlier than sooner.

"He's not invited."

I like that response though rummy I'm keeping it.

[Didzo]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg261208#msg261208 date=1359588702]
"He's not invited."

I like that response though rummy I'm keeping it.
[/quote]

"I think he has a date with my girlfriend."

[Versus]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg261219#msg261219 date=1359602178]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg261208#msg261208 date=1359588702]
"He's not invited."

I like that response though rummy I'm keeping it.
[/quote]

"I think he has a date with my girlfriend."


[/quote]

well that isn't even creepier after 1 day

[Totla]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg261162#msg261162 date=1359531738]
Climbing buildings on campus is fun.

Just don't get caught.

I have found it more fun to get inside buildings where students aren't supposed to be or get into (mostly) locked halls via alternate routes. Much lesser chance of getting in trouble as well.


[/quote]Yeah, we're careful. We only do it at 2-3 in the morning when no one is around and have our fat roommate keep watch since he can't climb things.

[kaese]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg261164#msg261164 date=1359540744]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg261162#msg261162 date=1359531738]
Climbing buildings on campus is fun.

Just don't get caught.

I have found it more fun to get inside buildings where students aren't supposed to be or get into (mostly) locked halls via alternate routes. Much lesser chance of getting in trouble as well.


[/quote]Yeah, we're careful. We only do it at 2-3 in the morning when no one is around and have our fat roommate keep watch since he can't climb things.
[/quote]
My friends and I enjoy climbing up this one building on campus that has a great view of the Capitol(the glowing thing in the distance) on the roof.

[Hobospartan]

For fucks sake.  I pick up a six pack of Woodchuck Granny Smith Hard Cider on my way home from work.  Get home, put them in the fridge, and find that only three are Granny Smith, the other three are Peach.  I'm not mad about it since I wanted to try both anyway, but who the fuck does stuff like that?  If you want both kinds, just buy one of each.  If you can't afford to buy two six packs, you shouldn't be buying one.

[zaneyard]

Oh gosh.
So girl I was talking about a few posts up asks me to come out drinking with her.
Show up, grab a drink and chat with one of the bouncers cause he's a good friend of mine. Turns out it's ten dollars all you can drink and people actually come out tonight.
See Ashley at the bar with her friend (a dude, he's not her boyfriend or whatever)
Go over and greet them. Guy seems pretty cool, lives down the road from me.
Played some bar dice, general bar shit, etc.
Few hours down the road, she's wasted.
He's getting there and I'm sober still cause I don't drink to get drunk.
They get in a fight for some reason.
I can tell he's friend-zoned to the max and starts as much drama as possible.
Make sure that neither of them are driving, afterwards, nothingtodohere.jpg
If I wanted to have a babysitting job I would put an ad in the paper.


Afterwards feel stupid that I didn't just stay home and get some rest for work tomorrow.

I kinda feel bad for the guy but there's no excuse for being a drama-loving cum guzzler.

[Didzo]

Oh gosh.
So girl I was talking about a few posts up asks me to come out drinking with her.
Show up, grab a drink and chat with one of the bouncers cause he's a good friend of mine. Turns out it's ten dollars all you can drink and people actually come out tonight.
See Ashley at the bar with her friend (a dude, he's not her boyfriend or whatever)
Go over and greet them. Guy seems pretty cool, lives down the road from me.
Played some bar dice, general bar shit, etc.
Few hours down the road, she's wasted.
He's getting there and I'm sober still cause I don't drink to get drunk.
They get in a fight for some reason.
I can tell he's friend-zoned to the max and starts as much drama as possible.
Make sure that neither of them are driving, afterwards, nothingtodohere.jpg
If I wanted to have a babysitting job I would put an ad in the paper.


Afterwards feel stupid that I didn't just stay home and get some rest for work tomorrow.

I kinda feel bad for the guy but there's no excuse for being a drama-loving cum guzzler.

And yet here you were buying first row seats to a show sponsored by a chick who had previously blown you off with an "I have a boyfriend" excuse.

:p

[VeraLapsa]

For fucks sake.  I pick up a six pack of Woodchuck Granny Smith Hard Cider on my way home from work.  Get home, put them in the fridge, and find that only three are Granny Smith, the other three are Peach.  I'm not mad about it since I wanted to try both anyway, but who the fuck does stuff like that?  If you want both kinds, just buy one of each.  If you can't afford to buy two six packs, you shouldn't be buying one.

How does peach taste? Would you recommend it?

[Hobospartan]

[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=2632.msg261291#msg261291 date=1359691253]
For fucks sake.  I pick up a six pack of Woodchuck Granny Smith Hard Cider on my way home from work.  Get home, put them in the fridge, and find that only three are Granny Smith, the other three are Peach.  I'm not mad about it since I wanted to try both anyway, but who the fuck does stuff like that?  If you want both kinds, just buy one of each.  If you can't afford to buy two six packs, you shouldn't be buying one.

How does peach taste? Would you recommend it?
[/quote]

I had the Granny Smiths first, so the taste of the Peach is a bit fuzzy now, but it was good.  Pretty much tasted like a liquid peach.

[rumsfald]

They get in a fight for some reason.

I read nothing about you flirty or getting sexy with her, so here's my take.

The reason was she decided to play "let's have Ashley and Zane fight."

She started the fight with him to put distance between him and her, to give you room to say "hey girl let's you and me go someplace."

Instead, you showed you were more interested in playing chaperon than getting in her pants. (1)

Verdict: Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Bad.
Planetside 2 - WristCutPsycho

(1) not that making sure people don't drive drunk isn't a bad thing. But you went with her, and it sounds like you just got to know him.

[zaneyard]

Ehh, he wasn't bugging off I think he might have instigated things as well for some reason.

Hahaha that guy is so mad
I kept hoping that someone would have laid into that guy but no one did.

[A. Crow]

I've been on the fence about ordering a PS3 for awhile... waiting for a good deal, all that mess... pulled the trigger today, the thing that put me over the edge is that I'll be working from home for like the next 3 weeks.  I'd say I'm a bad employee, but really, I'm still one of the best they have.