PS2 Deck of Cards thread.

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For all those players you love to hate.

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For those who are unfamiliar with the reference, this is what I mean by Deck of Cards:

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ubermenchen is the King of Hearts, because every time I miss a chance to kill him it breaks my heart.

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buzzkillpsycho is the two of spades.

a.) because he's a black deuce (piece of shit)

and

b.) because he might perceive it as a racial epithet directed at his white supremacist ass.


edit: updated:

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Retaliate and Goffin are jokers. because sometimes they helps you greatly, and sometimes they help the other team (NC/TR).

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3 of Clubs goes to DiscoRex. Cause that's how many times I want to club him over the head.

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I should add, at this point, that I also consider Members of the PS Deck of Cards (or Deck-Heads,for short) to be K.O.S. Kill on sight. For me, at least.

Yes, even when they are VS.

Your mileage may vary.

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Last night, a pubbie, Hilroy, stole Caff's lib. See, Caff was flying, and I asked if I could fly a bit. Then Caff bailed, I went to a tower to repair. As I was gluing up the bird, Hilroy jumped in and flew away, saying nothing in squadchat.

Caff fixed him by locking the lib to person and Hilroy fell out to his/her deserved death. So, Hilroy has not yet earned a card spot. But soon.

SOON.

[CaffeinePowered]

I approve of this thread...but i have no idea what to put in it

[HeK]

On a side note, I have a few decks of "personality identification playing cards". Can't remember where I got them from.

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Bamelin - King of Spades

Kalarifik - Queen of Hearts

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

I have no idea what he should be or if he's even in PS2, but Longfella.

[Elder]

We should make a complete or near complete set and post it on roadmap with tag line (gotta catch 'em all)
Buzzcut teamkills will become rampant if you get a medal for it

Sent from my Galaxy S2 Skyrocket

[Goffin]

Retaliate and Goffin are jokers. because sometimes they helps you greatly, and sometimes they help the other team (NC/TR).

Pffffft.  If we are the jokers than what card would the smed fall under?    :p 

Love the idea though and you crack me up rummy lol

[StolenToast]

This guy oOo can be some low card.  I've seen him often and he's just a harmless but persistent asshole

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This guy oOo can be some low card.  I've seen him often and he's just a harmless but persistent asshole

he's this asshole who parked his sundy in a terrible location, all of brbu teamkilled it on caff's order, and then he blamed me and called me a chinese hacker in a chinese hacker clan.

[Elder]

found another one here: Rudelord

I tried to screen capture the convo but nothing came out.
him:  this game is about lone wolfing and kill whoring.
me: its about teamwork because its an mmo.
him: exactly  <-- (heres your problem)
me: so youre useless to your team
him: soe made a bad game because i play it differently than you. *proceeds to call me zerg*
me: well its an mmo
him: i dont want to be productive, i want to sit in my reaver and kill things bro
me: go back to COD

in other words: wont stand on point and be credit to team. bitches because he loses

[Versus]

lol like the majority of people will ever play objectives

[FlyingMongoose]

I've always wanted to build a game that is team based that provides significant benefit to team play. If you don't play with or supporting the team in general. You don't get penalized, but your earnings percantage, and overall score will absolutely and totally suck and you will probably almost never get anywhere.

Battlefield tried, and failed, this method because they still put more emphasis on the lone wolfing.

Basically lets just use battlefield as an example.

Point cap solo = 15 points
Point cap with random other  = 30 points
point cap with squad (or even alongside another squad) = 60 points.

kills = 1 point
revives = 3 points (it's a team benefit)


But then "how does a sniper get points" (basically if a sniper (or a heavy gunner) is providing proper covering fire, meaning looking in, firing, and taking enemies out in the direction of team/squad mates, they will earn boosted points, if they are doing so while those squad mates are capping it will increased even more).


So yeah... all "team" games are flawed right now. Because they do not do this. They do not ENFORCE playing as a team. I would love to see major base caps heavily outweigh even the number of kills you could get DURING a major base cap. That will help enforce area capturing. It'll also for TE to get out of those damn vehicles and foot point like the rest of us!

Hell I've been tempted to go; "if you don't cap or help the team, your kill count/point count will start ticking down" in some of my ideas.

[Elder]

By the way I checked his profile against mine. His score per min is 170 vs my score of 210
All I would have to say is get on point cunt

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