The "Fuck my life" thread

[StolenToast]

This morning I cut myself shaving for the first time in possibly ever.  I mean like REALLY gashed my face, and more than once.  Then I got real sick for the rest of the day, fever and sore throat and everything.

Oh the humanity.

[zaneyard]

Holy fuck I woke up early today with the worst charley horse in the history of man. Didn't want to get a full nights sleep ever anyway.

[A. Crow]

Man, I hate those.  There's nothing like being ripped from the warm embrace of sleep by immense, writhing pain

[StolenToast]

I must have swallowed a bowl of razor blades last night.  This morning I woke up looking like the 10 on those doctor pain scales.  I can't eat and I can barely even move.  I took some painkillers AND some weed but I still can't bring myself to eat anything, or even take a shower...

feels bad, man 

[rumsfald]

Holy fuck I woke up early today with the worst charley horse in the history of man. Didn't want to get a full nights sleep ever anyway.

Possibly dehydration from too much drinking or not enough potassium from...too much drinking.

Cop yourself some bananas.

[zaneyard]

Yeah I didn't go out drinking last night. I get enough water though I'm not sure how I can drink more water before bed without waking up in the middle of the night to piss. I didn't realize my multivitamin didn't have any potassium in it though. Got some nanners.

[Eschatos]

I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

[KarthXLR]

I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

Yeah, the first few days of Wisdom Teeth removal sucks.

[Neptune]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg263190#msg263190 date=1362876217]
I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

Yeah, the first few days of Wisdom Teeth removal sucks.
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I made sure to keep taking the painkillers when I got my wisdom teeth out because pain and me don't get along.  I mean, I was really out of it as a result, but I also didn't care.  I also played the best games of magic EVER, that weekend.  I'm pretty sure I won that tournament, too, but like I said, I was pretty out of it.  That may just be how I remember it.

[Kor]

I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

Actually man, it's just the wounds incurred. Tooth removal is a significant amount of damage. As for the nausea, how much blood are you swallowing?

[Dtrain323i]

My car is officially buried in front of my in-laws house. It is going to be a huge pain in the anus to get it out tomorrow.

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg263190#msg263190 date=1362876217]
I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

Actually man, it's just the wounds incurred. Tooth removal is a significant amount of damage. As for the nausea, how much blood are you swallowing?
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Yeah, it's a brutal set of holes you receive. I think by some good graces I had a properly trained dentist pull mine, I had minimal pain and was eating speaking no more than three hours after my sedative wore off. I only ended up taking one (1) of the vicodin pills I was prescribed. It gave me a stomach ache and I never touched them after that. While I wish this could be that case for you, you may need to rely on your painkillers for a minute until the holes heal up. Oh and for dong's sake don't forget to jet out those holes, they should've given you a plastic syringe for that.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg263236#msg263236 date=1362971152]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg263190#msg263190 date=1362876217]
I got my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday and I've been feeling like shit ever since. It's not the pain from surgery or side effects from painkillers. I've just been generally nauseous and megatired even though I stopped taking painkillers the day after.  Might be the antibiotics but it still sucks.

Actually man, it's just the wounds incurred. Tooth removal is a significant amount of damage. As for the nausea, how much blood are you swallowing?
[/quote]

Yeah, it's a brutal set of holes you receive. I think by some good graces I had a properly trained dentist pull mine, I had minimal pain and was eating speaking no more than three hours after my sedative wore off. I only ended up taking one (1) of the vicodin pills I was prescribed. It gave me a stomach ache and I never touched them after that. While I wish this could be that case for you, you may need to rely on your painkillers for a minute until the holes heal up. Oh and for dong's sake don't forget to jet out those holes, they should've given you a plastic syringe for that.
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I haven't noticed any blood for the past few days.

plastic syringe for that.

Nope.

[at0m]

plastic syringe for that.

Nope.

When you've got a hole in your gums, its tough to beat something like this for cleaning food out of it after the stitches fall out: http://www.amazon.com/Watts-Syringe-Irri...002OXEURA/

[Dr. Zaius]

plastic syringe for that.

Nope.

When you've got a hole in your gums, its tough to beat something like this for cleaning food out of it after the stitches fall out: http://www.amazon.com/Watts-Syringe-Irri...002OXEURA/

That's the exact one. Nice, at0m

[Eschatos]

Fucking insomnia.  It always strikes before a 7 am shift.

[Vlambo]

They're shutting down G Reader

[CaffeinePowered]

They're shutting down G Reader

I blame the new pope

[Dtrain323i]

Thought I was going to be able to drive into Chicago for Acen on that Thursday, but I'm going to have to get in on Friday because I have class Thursday night.

[Chooly]

I have this problem with retaining fluids sometimes.. I piss like I have a toddlers bladder.. It sucks because it hangs over my head every time I go out drinking and I think the two are related.. The band I was in made alcohol a career choice.. And I'm only 26 ffs

Sent from sometime long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..