The "Fuck my life" thread

[HeK]

surviving grandparents: 1 0

My condolences. My last grandparent passed away this year as well.

[A. Crow]

I don't understand how people older than me had grandparents left in the first place, mine have been gone for years. 

Then I met a dude in the electo-physiology clinic I'm working in who is 103, a world war 2 veteran, who has like 20 great grandkids, swims a mile 3 times a week, and comes in every 6 months to make sure his heart hasn't murdered it's own pacemaker. 

Also, Zaius, you really didn't need to answer me in detail, don't discuss the contents of ongoing legal actions on a public forum, take that shit down. 

[Chief]

I don't understand how people older than me had grandparents left in the first place, mine have been gone for years. 

Then I met a dude in the electo-physiology clinic I'm working in who is 103, a world war 2 veteran, who has like 20 great grandkids, swims a mile 3 times a week, and comes in every 6 months to make sure his heart hasn't murdered it's own pacemaker.   

what the fuck
i want to be that awesome.


...fuck i need to work out first, i hate that catch

[Versus]

Then I met a dude in the electo-physiology clinic I'm working in who is 103, a world war 2 veteran, who has like 20 great grandkids, swims a mile 3 times a week, and comes in every 6 months to make sure his heart hasn't murdered it's own pacemaker.   

god damn

also yeah i'm 22 and my last grandparent died january 07 in her early 90s. i guess if your family usually has kids young you'd have grandparents

[Dtrain323i]

I'm 27, have 2 surviving grandparents and 2 surviving great grandparents.

[Luinbariel]

I am 28 and have only ever met one grandparent once, when I was like... four. She died a few years later, and the others were all dead already.

One was struck by lightning.

[A. Crow]

I'm 27

Wait.  What?

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg264063#msg264063 date=1364476539]
I'm 27

Wait.  What?
[/quote]

I actually meant 28 (not sure if mistyped or honestly forgot my own age)

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg264075#msg264075 date=1364486629]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg264063#msg264063 date=1364476539]
I'm 27

Wait.  What?
[/quote]

I actually meant 28 (not sure if mistyped or honestly forgot my own age)
[/quote]

Dude, I thought you were in your thirties.  LOL. 

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg264077#msg264077 date=1364486876]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg264075#msg264075 date=1364486629]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg264063#msg264063 date=1364476539]
I'm 27

Wait.  What?
[/quote]

I actually meant 28 (not sure if mistyped or honestly forgot my own age)
[/quote]

Dude, I thought you were in your thirties.  LOL. 
[/quote]

lol, I was born in 1984 Broseph

[Vlambo]

When did this turn into the Old people thread

[A. Crow]

Get off my lawn.

[Dr. Zaius]

lol, I was born in 1984 Broseph

That's double-plus ungood

[KarthXLR]

Things are getting stressful on the production I'm working on. A few people in particular are causing drama and really doing a shitty job in their positions, which reflects off the rest of us. That leaves me to clean up any paperwork (and there's a LOT of it) that gets fucked up. I'm getting the shitty end of the stick.

But it's not harming me or my grade, so I suppose I can't complain too much.

[rumsfald]

This isn't really FML, but to provide context, I have no parents left. I lost one at age 4 and the last at age 33.

As for grandparents, one left, but she's the one who still talks about us playing Maniac Mansion, so that's cool.

And, by the way, this is MY LAWN.

[KarthXLR]

Things are getting stressful on the production I'm working on. A few people in particular are causing drama and really doing a shitty job in their positions, which reflects off the rest of us. That leaves me to clean up any paperwork (and there's a LOT of it) that gets fucked up. I'm getting the shitty end of the stick.

But it's not harming me or my grade, so I suppose I can't complain too much.

Ok, nevermind, now this shit is affecting my grade. I mad.

[Greatbacon]

Whelp, looks like one of the places I stayed in the last couple weeks had bed bugs. :-\

I just hope they didn't get into any of my clothes.

[CaffeinePowered]

Whelp, looks like one of the places I stayed in the last couple weeks had bed bugs. :-\

I just hope they didn't get into any of my clothes.

Throw EVERYTHING in the wash, immediately

If it wont fit in the washer/dryer, fill an iron with water and steam the shit out of everything.

Then check yourself daily for bites, if you do get an infestation, dichotomous earth sprinkled on everything as well as a CO2 trap. If that fails a professional service will come in and heat everything to 110 F, this kills the bugs, larva, and eggs.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg264190#msg264190 date=1364682330]
Whelp, looks like one of the places I stayed in the last couple weeks had bed bugs. :-\

I just hope they didn't get into any of my clothes.

Throw EVERYTHING in the wash, immediately

If it wont fit in the washer/dryer, fill an iron with water and steam the shit out of everything.

Then check yourself daily for bites, if you do get an infestation, dichotomous earth sprinkled on everything as well as a CO2 trap. If that fails a professional service will come in and heat everything to 110 F, this kills the bugs, larva, and eggs.
[/quote]

To expand a bit more.  Wash everything in hot water, then put it in the dryer on it's highest setting until things start melting.  (I'm serious, lost a good pair of sandals like this, and yes, this does mean EVERYTHING)

[HeK]

Throw EVERYTHING in the wash dryer, immediately

Heat is the only thing that will kill the bugs and their eggs.

That and DDT.