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zaneyard
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05-25-2013, 01:50 AM

I just drank an entire bottel of baileys
20 dollards
i could have figured out how to make my drunk more efficiently

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-25-2013, 03:32 PM

(05-25-2013, 01:50 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: I just drank an entire bottel of baileys
20 dollards
i could have figured out how to make my drunk more efficiently

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zaneyard
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05-25-2013, 03:41 PM

That looks like a terrible terrible idea.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-25-2013, 03:45 PM

(05-25-2013, 03:41 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: That looks like a terrible terrible idea.

Please rank this terribleness on a scale of one pint of mad dog to an entire bottle of baileys.
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05-25-2013, 03:49 PM

(05-25-2013, 03:41 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: That looks like a terrible terrible idea.

You don't get in a position to make prison wine by having great ideas.

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05-25-2013, 04:57 PM

(05-25-2013, 03:45 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg267423#msg267423 date=1369514469]
That looks like a terrible terrible idea.

Please rank this terribleness on a scale of one pint of mad dog to an entire bottle of baileys.
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oh god mad dog 2020 is also a terrible idea.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-28-2013, 11:40 PM

Bazump-izzle
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Dr. Zaius
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05-30-2013, 03:48 AM

I turn 21 in 2 days. Recommend me some rum that you enjoy, I have a lot of work to do.

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05-30-2013, 09:03 AM

(05-30-2013, 03:48 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: I turn 21 in 2 days. Recommend me some rum that you enjoy, I have a lot of work to do.

I don't know anyone that uses rum for anything other than mixing, in which case- a $20 handle of Bacardi Silver is all you'll need.  Anything cheaper, and you risk drinking straight paint thinner, anything more expensive and you're wasting money. 

What you need to discover is if you're a Bourbon or a Scotch drinker. 

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05-30-2013, 04:35 PM

or?
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05-30-2013, 04:36 PM

also, 21 is for tequilla. spring for some patron or don julio.
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05-30-2013, 07:44 PM

(05-30-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: also, 21 is for tequilla. spring for some patron or don julio.

i've graced my tastebuds with patron silver on a few occasions, so i'll take don julio into severe consideration

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05-31-2013, 01:22 AM

patron silver and I don't get along.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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06-02-2013, 01:29 AM

Consumed a bottle a Chimay Ale Grande Reserve along with a pizza that was far less substantial than I hoped it would be.

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06-02-2013, 11:17 AM

Discovered Irish car bombs yesterday (or whatever their more PC name is)

3 of those, about 4-5 beers, a cape cod, and a pretty big whiskey sour, makes for a pretty happy chappy. And a pretty tough morning.
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06-02-2013, 11:56 AM

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Always a tasty treat

And now they make these fruit flavored beers called Melvilles, which are bloody great on ice.

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06-02-2013, 02:32 PM

Damages from the bar run last night:

2 vegas bombs
jack and coke
leine's summer shandy
third reich
four horsemen
shot of whiskey
shot of patron silver
shot of rum


also picked up a six pack of goose island summertime beer yesterday afternoon as my first official purchase.

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06-02-2013, 06:56 PM

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If anyone remembers from ACEN, Half Pints Le Temps Noir.

A dark-as-fuck bourbon barrel aged Russian imperial stout.

Strong bourbon nose with a roasted chocolate finish.

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06-02-2013, 08:07 PM

thanks for supporting the local brewing company hek. just gotta make sure this time around i buy a lot of booze before they raise prices again


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06-02-2013, 08:50 PM

(06-02-2013, 06:56 PM)HeK link Wrote: A dark-as-fuck bourbon barrel aged Russian imperial stout.

Strong bourbon nose with a roasted chocolate finish.

FUCK.  WANT.


Also, everytime I play payday I end up drunk. 

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