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04-13-2013, 07:18 PM

In preparation for breaking up with my GF yesterday I acquired a bottle of Glennfiddich 15.

Less than half remains, yet I am still crying.
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A. Crow
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04-14-2013, 12:53 AM

If I was missing over half a bottle of 15 year old whiskey, I'd cry too.    


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04-19-2013, 04:41 PM

http://freesound.org/people/carmsie/sounds/168965/


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04-19-2013, 04:50 PM

(04-19-2013, 04:41 PM)koldbetrayal link Wrote: http://freesound.org/people/carmsie/sounds/168965/
i am amused.



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04-19-2013, 05:41 PM

(04-19-2013, 04:50 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=koldbetrayal link=topic=753.msg265308#msg265308 date=1366407680]
http://freesound.org/people/carmsie/sounds/168965/
i am amused.
[/quote] I know right? lol Its the most awesome sound clip. Tongue When i get drunk next time i am so hoping to remember this and start singing it. Tongue


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04-20-2013, 01:30 AM

I need to sleep so i can wake up for masquerade orientation but everything is spinning. The tf2 room party was not bad at all


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04-21-2013, 03:31 PM

Holy shit I was dominating in pong last night
I got cake all over my glasses somehow so I decided to just take them off and play without them. Sinkin shots like it's going outta style.
There's also a video of me shaking my ass as well. I think my friend deleted it from facebook for some reason though. I think he was just jealous.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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04-22-2013, 08:29 PM

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04-23-2013, 01:06 AM

This was a blast tonight until we ran out of alcohol. Sad
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04-23-2013, 02:58 AM

but i'd never get drunk Sad


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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04-23-2013, 02:59 AM

(04-23-2013, 02:58 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: but i'd never get drunk Sad

If you're implying that you're really good, that's what the winner's shot is for.


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04-23-2013, 03:03 AM

(04-23-2013, 02:59 AM)Azure_Angel link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg265536#msg265536 date=1366703888]
but i'd never get drunk Sad

If you're implying that you're really good, that's what the winner's shot is for.
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Yes that's what I was implying. Although, drinking games and I don't end up working out very well. I just end up disregarding the rules and sitting there taking swigs of my liquor even if I'm "not supposed to."


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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04-23-2013, 03:09 AM

(04-23-2013, 03:03 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=753.msg265537#msg265537 date=1366703986]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg265536#msg265536 date=1366703888]
but i'd never get drunk Sad

If you're implying that you're really good, that's what the winner's shot is for.
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Yes that's what I was implying. Although, drinking games and I don't end up working out very well. I just end up disregarding the rules and sitting there taking swigs of my liquor even if I'm "not supposed to."
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That's how we ran out actually... I think all games boil down to that.


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04-23-2013, 03:15 AM

(04-23-2013, 03:09 AM)Azure_Angel link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg265538#msg265538 date=1366704234]
[quote author=Azure_Angel link=topic=753.msg265537#msg265537 date=1366703986]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg265536#msg265536 date=1366703888]
but i'd never get drunk Sad

If you're implying that you're really good, that's what the winner's shot is for.
[/quote]
Yes that's what I was implying. Although, drinking games and I don't end up working out very well. I just end up disregarding the rules and sitting there taking swigs of my liquor even if I'm "not supposed to."
[/quote]

That's how we ran out actually... I think all games boil down to that.
[/quote]
Ehh, we don't run out of liquor in Wisconsin. There's a separate handle on the faucet for vodka.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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04-25-2013, 06:22 AM

Shots wilth a new friend who hoooooooooo

caramel vodka is a bit deceivikng.
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05-05-2013, 02:41 PM

One Tequila two Tequila three Tequila floor. Ekky is drnk, any of you know how to make the room stop spinning, visiually it';s not spinning but good fucking god my head says it is. This was a horrible idea.


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05-05-2013, 03:07 PM

tequila is always a good idea


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-05-2013, 04:02 PM

(05-05-2013, 03:07 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: tequila is always a good idea

I can't walk, I don't know what house I'm in, and I'm nmot sure hlow manby more drops my lapto can dtake, I'm afriad.


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05-05-2013, 06:05 PM

I just stumbled back over to my laptop and spilled pepsi on it and got some of it into the USB ports, it's successfully installed an unknown device.

Great, now my laptop has a soda problem too. I need to stop drinking.


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05-05-2013, 06:07 PM

Bourbon: it's what's for dinner. 


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