The "Fuck my life" thread

[Squishy3]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg265695#msg265695 date=1366982823]
You know, At0m complains about his depression meds and their ineffectiveness.  The only time I'd be worried about his mental well being is if he ever skips the opportunity to flirt.   

Mackers gonna Mack


[/quote]Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

[Sogo]

I am terrible at Poker, and my Old Poker Night at the inventory strategy is now useless due to the removal of a difficulty setting.

[DragonEkarus]

I am terrible at Poker, and my Old Poker Night at the inventory strategy is now useless due to the removal of a difficulty setting.

I'm fairly certain that turning difficulty to "below minimum" isn't strategy so much as cheating, but what do I know?

[Didzo]

You know things aren't quite as they should be when the task of organizing chests in Minecraft makes your stomach tighten.

[Dtrain323i]

Was the focus of a road ragers attention earlier this afternoon. Not sure what set him off but he cut over into my lane and nearly hit me, didn't even signal and slows way down. So I move over and go around him. He then flies up next to me and tries to get me to pull over. As he's shouting at me, he slowly merges into my lane trying to hit me again. Thank God that by then there was open space for me to move into. It amazing how someone's attitude changes when they realize you have a gun and they don't. He slammed on his brakes and went in behind me. I proceeded to call 911 and report him. I highly doubt that he ever got pulled over since he got off the expressway before I got off the phone with the dispatcher.

[Dr. Zaius]

should've capped him donnie

[Totla]

noscopeheadshot

in other news i failed out of college this semester because i am stupid and make bad decisions

[Dtrain323i]

should've capped him donnie

I figured discretion was the better part of valor and opted not to turn his car into a 90mph unguided missile

[k0ala]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg265819#msg265819 date=1367272024]
should've capped him donnie

I figured discretion was the better part of valor and opted not to turn his car into a 90mph unguided missile
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Yeah... it's a lot of paperwork to fill out afterwards, as the cops say.
Good on ya, welcome home. I still have my evening commute ahead of me.

[rumsfald]

did you flash your gat?

need a gif of that.

[Dtrain323i]

did you flash your gat?

need a gif of that.

[Reevesith]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg265826#msg265826 date=1367277269]
did you flash your gat?

need a gif of that.

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[k0ala]

They didn't think I was going to be able to come. I have been working on cutting negative thoughts out of my internal monologue so it was a surprise hearing them all at once in actual outside voices from my parents. Mom doesn't have the power to hurt me with her little remarks anymore. Guess I finally leveled up enough in life.

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[FlyingMongoose]

They didn't think I was going to be able to come. I have been working on cutting negative thoughts out of my internal monologue so it was a surprise hearing them all at once in actual outside voices from my parents. Mom doesn't have the power to hurt me with her little remarks anymore. Guess I finally leveled up enough in life.

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k0ala unlocked the; "shut the fuck up, mom!" achievement!

To quote my own grandfather about life and career when I told him I followed what other people thought I should do and wound up in huge debt and other troubles.

"Don't give me that shit! It's your own damn fault you listened to them, but now you know how I live, don't let anyone ever control how you live your life, and don't let anyone ever tell you who to be, or how to be you. You are your own damn person, make your own damn way."

When my uncle, and dad were giving my cousin shit about wanting to be a teacher (specifically like a pre-school director or something along that kind of young education), I passed this same knowledge to her. (Omitting the stuff personal to me.)

[Neptune]

They didn't think I was going to be able to come. I have been working on cutting negative thoughts out of my internal monologue so it was a surprise hearing them all at once in actual outside voices from my parents. Mom doesn't have the power to hurt me with her little remarks anymore. Guess I finally leveled up enough in life.

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High Five!  I had the same problem for a while, just not from my parents.  It was all my own perception.  Now that I think I'm awesome, life is awesome.

Just don't become a conceited asshole like I did.  ;D

[rumsfald]

They didn't think I was going to be able to come. I have been working on cutting negative thoughts out of my internal monologue so it was a surprise hearing them all at once in actual outside voices from my parents. Mom doesn't have the power to hurt me with her little remarks anymore. Guess I finally leveled up enough in life.

That's some great accidental emo-erotica there.

[HeK]

It's snowing.

[Chief]

It's snowing.

so close to warm weather

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg265880#msg265880 date=1367364368]
It's snowing.

so close to warm weather
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we have thunderstorms going into tonight and tomorrow with it turning to snow at some point wednesday afternoon. I'm wearing shorts right now, i could be wearing a winter coat tomorrow

[The Generic Name]

noscopeheadshot

in other news i failed out of college this semester because i am stupid and make bad decisions

Damn bro that sucks... D: