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kaese
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05-10-2013, 04:25 AM

Ok abstaining from alcohol until acen.


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05-10-2013, 08:20 AM

(05-10-2013, 04:25 AM)Käse link Wrote: pickling my liver with alcohol for acen.






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kaese
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05-10-2013, 12:05 PM

(05-10-2013, 04:25 AM)Käse link Wrote: Ok abstaining from alcohol until acen.
I lied. 
Damn it.
Also I'm sitting in my last class feeling terrible.


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Greatbacon
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05-11-2013, 12:21 AM

Man I'm not even in college but undie run whatup.

Also drinking at altitude after a couple of months of not drinking at altitude.



Man I'm excited for ACEN.
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Chooly
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05-11-2013, 02:31 AM

Alright, sitting down is 10x greater without pants.

But in more srs business, I <3 my GF (bout two years now) but the biggest insecurity I've had to get over is the guys at the bars who'll hit on her like wolves to the slaughter..
Can't really justify being the possessive type, as it's kinda hypocritical,
still it irks me deeply since I'm honest and feel that indulgence in the physical
is almost like a slap in the face... Yet I haven't found the tangible explanation
justification for my irksome nature..
What's the course of action??


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05-11-2013, 08:29 AM

(05-11-2013, 02:31 AM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: Alright, sitting down is 10x greater without pants.

But in more srs business, I <3 my GF (bout two years now) but the biggest insecurity I've had to get over is the guys at the bars who'll hit on her like wolves to the slaughter..
Can't really justify being the possessive type, as it's kinda hypocritical,
still it irks me deeply since I'm honest and feel that indulgence in the physical
is almost like a slap in the face... Yet I haven't found the tangible explanation
justification for my irksome nature..
What's the course of action??

Probably best answered in another thread, but from my own perspective being in an open/poly relationship I honestly don't care. It takes a great deal of trust in your partner to know that just because they do something with a third party doesn't mean they somehow love you any less.

But you are talking about how other people are acting, how does she respond is more the key and how do you feel about it. Does she openly flirt back, reject them, try to escape the situation, subtly drop that she's "already taken"? Then given that how do you feel about her reaction.

Maybe you need to re-evaluate the types of places you go out to.


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05-11-2013, 11:21 AM

(05-11-2013, 02:31 AM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: still it irks me deeply since I'm honest and feel that indulgence in the physical
is almost like a slap in the face... Yet I haven't found the tangible explanation
justification for my irksome nature..

What does that mean?


(05-11-2013, 02:31 AM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: the biggest insecurity I've had to get over is the guys at the bars who'll hit on her like wolves to the slaughter..
Can't really justify being the possessive type, as it's kinda hypocritical,

You need to mate guard. That doesn't mean being controlling of her. It does mean making sure other guys know she's yours and giving them the brush off when they cross the line of acceptable social behavior. It can be as simple as putting your arm around her. If she's any type of quality woman, she will swoon for the fact that you care for enough to protect your relationship.

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05-11-2013, 01:56 PM

Just flex your massive biceps brah and they'll back the fuck off.

That's what I would do if I had a girlfriend.


Anyways, got drunk in milwaukee last night
decided to jump a fence to play in a park thing and i was too stupid to vault the 5 foot high fence and instead straddled it and ripped both my pants and my boxer briefs. Somehow, I didn't rip my testicles open.
Also, on the way back over I landed on my leg wrong and now it hurts. I need someone to tell me to not do jumping and climbing sorts of things when I'm drunk.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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A. Crow
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05-11-2013, 09:48 PM

Zane.  Between the OCS barracks and the nearest bar on FT Benning, there was a defunct obstacle course.  I say "defunct" because no one really used it, it was still in perfectly serviceable condition, just with outdated and pretty tame obstacles, but it did still have a 4 set of standard 30ft climbing ropes. 

It was customary, at least with my class, that when stumbling back to the barracks that your ass was going up these ropes. In fact, we would race on them, after drinking so much we couldn't walk straight. 


Get your shit back together. 


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at0m
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05-18-2013, 03:23 AM

FUCK EVERYONE NOT BUMPING THIS, YOU ALL ALL LIARS OF OMISSION.

ALSO,

RUMCHATA, BLACKSTRAP, ICE, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, GOOD COMPANY, LOTS OF BUTT GRABBING AND A LITTLE BIT OF BEING HIT WITH DADDY'S BELT.

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05-18-2013, 04:09 PM

On a serious note:
I spout out a lot of nonsense here when I'm really drunk..
And because I'm embarrassed to have done so, I never read what it is I've said, nor the responses from you all who are genuinely looking at this stuff, wondering what the deal is.
Having said that, this thread isn't where I should be vomiting my word-goo every time I'm under the influence.
Besides, if a concern had while drunk is a legitimate one then it warrants some serious consideration with a clear head.
So, what I'm saying is most of this crap from me in this thread should be ignored.. Because if it belongs in the FML thread I should put it there honestly, as opposed to here on impulse.

And on a not so serious note this stuff:
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Goes reeeeeally well with ice and spiced rum. I highly reccomend it to anyone looking to try a new mix.


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05-19-2013, 06:40 PM

(05-18-2013, 03:23 AM)at0m link Wrote: FUCK EVERYONE NOT BUMPING THIS, YOU ALL ALL LIARS OF OMISSION.

ALSO,

RUMCHATA, BLACKSTRAP, ICE, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, GOOD COMPANY, LOTS OF BUTT GRABBING AND A LITTLE BIT OF BEING HIT WITH DADDY'S BELT.

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I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING DRUNK TO BROWSE THE FORUMS ON MY PHONE

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(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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at0m
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05-20-2013, 05:39 AM

I don't remember crossposting that at all.



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05-20-2013, 08:00 PM

Retroactive post for the last two weeks.  And today.
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A. Crow
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05-20-2013, 08:34 PM

posting by exception:

I am not drunk tonight.


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05-20-2013, 09:08 PM

Retro post for the entire fucking weekend XD


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
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<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
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A. Crow
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05-22-2013, 08:44 PM

So, this is turning into a thing in Lexington.  I like Magic Hat, specifically #9, but they can't pick on the chosen craft brew of Lexington.  I went out and bought extra West Sixth today just because. 


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05-22-2013, 09:24 PM

(05-22-2013, 08:44 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, this is turning into a thing in Lexington.  I like Magic Hat, specifically #9, but they can't pick on the chosen craft brew of Lexington.  I went out and bought extra West Sixth today just because. 
whatever it is is down



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05-22-2013, 09:35 PM

This should be a decent synopsis. Bars are removing #9 from tap.  West Sixth is some pretty solid stuff, fucking with it is not the best idea.  


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05-23-2013, 04:52 AM

Visited a friend tonight, had some Irish cream and cheap wine. Good stuff.
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