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zaneyard
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05-20-2013, 11:10 PM

No I'm talking about the girls you asshole.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-20-2013, 11:11 PM

zane cant take a joke  :'(


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05-20-2013, 11:17 PM

(05-20-2013, 11:11 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: zane cant take a joke  :'(

Is it still called a joke if it isn't funny?

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-21-2013, 02:13 AM

(05-20-2013, 11:17 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg267123#msg267123 date=1369109486]
zane cant take a joke  :'(

Is it still called a joke if it isn't funny?
[/quote]if it makes you more textually upset, than yes


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05-21-2013, 01:01 PM

Well just herd that my grandma had a small stroke the night before, she now at a hospital having test done. Just sucks that before this her sister & cat also just passed away too :/

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05-21-2013, 02:47 PM

(05-20-2013, 09:00 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I've never really been able to wrap my head around how social media creates this urge for constant validation. It's like no matter how much you try to avoid it you will fall into the trap of sometimes feeling wanted/unwanted based on how many meaningless internet points you get.

tl;dr - deactivated facebook

This did not last long. I didn't want to create an account for another site so I used my facebook login. Looks like I will just need to practice restraint.

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05-22-2013, 10:23 AM

Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
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05-22-2013, 10:32 AM

Yeah, I'd prefer to gather everyone involved in insurance in one spot, and drop a fucking meteor on them. 

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05-22-2013, 10:48 AM

(05-22-2013, 10:23 AM)HeK link Wrote: Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?


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05-22-2013, 11:31 AM

(05-22-2013, 10:48 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
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I'd take a good hard look at your policy. Sounds like it's the kind of money that would make this worth fighting if you have something you can use.

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05-22-2013, 01:00 PM

(05-22-2013, 10:48 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
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Fire, theft and vandalism.
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05-22-2013, 01:12 PM

(05-22-2013, 01:00 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg267250#msg267250 date=1369237729]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
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Fire*, theft and vandalism.
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*Only if the fire isn't caused by lightning, lava, swamp gas explosion, meteorite, or woodland animal that is also on fire running into your shit.

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05-22-2013, 01:41 PM

(05-22-2013, 01:00 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg267250#msg267250 date=1369237729]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
[/quote]

Fire, theft and vandalism.
[/quote]

Attempt to reason that it was an act of vandalism by God.

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05-22-2013, 01:47 PM

(05-22-2013, 01:41 PM)Sogo Payne link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267262#msg267262 date=1369245643]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg267250#msg267250 date=1369237729]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
[/quote]

Fire, theft and vandalism.
[/quote]

Attempt to reason that it was an act of vandalism by God.
[/quote]

That's some foreward thinking right there.

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05-22-2013, 11:20 PM

(05-22-2013, 01:47 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Sogo Payne link=topic=3709.msg267268#msg267268 date=1369248068]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267262#msg267262 date=1369245643]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg267250#msg267250 date=1369237729]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
[/quote]

Fire, theft and vandalism.
[/quote]

Attempt to reason that it was an act of vandalism by God.
[/quote]

That's some foreward thinking right there.
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Hek, I suggest you and I form a team and go on a mission against insurance companies


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05-23-2013, 07:26 PM

(05-22-2013, 11:20 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg267269#msg267269 date=1369248453]
[quote author=Sogo Payne link=topic=3709.msg267268#msg267268 date=1369248068]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267262#msg267262 date=1369245643]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg267250#msg267250 date=1369237729]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg267248#msg267248 date=1369236180]
Dock and boathouse got fucked with a giant sheet of ice.
Brand new dock which was finished last year is gone. Boathouse collapsed with the boat inside.

Insurance calls this an 'act of god'. Does that work if you're an atheist?
the fuck good is insurance if it doesn't cover stuff like that?
[/quote]

Fire, theft and vandalism.
[/quote]

Attempt to reason that it was an act of vandalism by God.
[/quote]

That's some foreward thinking right there.
[/quote]

Hek, I suggest you and I form a team and go on a mission against insurance companies


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Am I doin' anime jokes right

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05-23-2013, 10:08 PM

(05-23-2013, 07:26 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: [Image: trigun_mm0013.jpg?=123]
Am I doin' anime jokes right

yes.

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05-24-2013, 06:15 PM

Get well, Tim Curry.

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05-26-2013, 03:20 AM

Feels kinda suck.


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05-26-2013, 06:13 AM

(05-26-2013, 03:20 AM)Didzo link Wrote: Feels kinda suck.

some do

electric feels usually help me when i'm down, so i'm gonna recommend that

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