The "Fuck my life" thread

[cbre88x]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=3709.msg269229#msg269229 date=1373413367]
fuck these optimistic haters, didzo. come to the east coast where your antisocial curmudgeonly attitude will fit right in.

ONE OF US.

East coast for life.
[/quote]

2nded. Although, I've always wanted to visit the west coast to see the sights. I won't hate on the west.

[A. Crow]

First world problems:

If I want to browse brbu on my phone in bed, I have to unplug it from the charger because the cord is not long enough to reach where I like to lay on my freaking huge king sized bed. 

[Versus]

i'm mixed between bay area and nyc

[Didzo]

i'm mixed between bay area and nyc

Bay area.

[Dtrain323i]

You couldn't pay me to live in new york or California. Flyover country uber alles

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[A. Crow]

You couldn't pay me to live in new york or California. Flyover country uber alles

Upstate New York is nice.  But yeah, would never, ever, ever live in San Fransisco or NYC.  Or the DC area.  Or Boston.  Or Chicago.  Actually, I had to go to #60 before I found a place I'd be comfortable living, and Lexington is #63, which tells me this really is about as big a city as I want to get. 

[Surf314]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg269248#msg269248 date=1373437870]
You couldn't pay me to live in new york or California. Flyover country uber alles

Upstate New York is nice.  But yeah, would never, ever, ever live in San Fransisco or NYC.  Or the DC area.  Or Boston.  Or Chicago.  Actually, I had to go to #60 before I found a place I'd be comfortable living, and Lexington is #63, which tells me this really is about as big a city as I want to get. 
[/quote]

No one should live in Miami.

[The Generic Name]

Milwaukee aint bad in terms of City living

[at0m]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg269252#msg269252 date=1373462782]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg269248#msg269248 date=1373437870]
You couldn't pay me to live in new york or California. Flyover country uber alles

Upstate New York is nice.  But yeah, would never, ever, ever live in San Fransisco or NYC.  Or the DC area.  Or Boston.  Or Chicago.  Actually, I had to go to #60 before I found a place I'd be comfortable living, and Lexington is #63, which tells me this really is about as big a city as I want to get. I mean, who would even want to live downtown somewhere like Philadelphia? trollface.jpg
[/quote]

No one should live in Miami.
[/quote]Having grown up in the burbs of Chicago, then lived for six years in a small town (Lafayette, IN), then three in another slightly larger (Richmond, VA), medium sized towns (like Richmond) or the burbs if big cities (where there's a lot going on within driving distance, but no hustle-bustle of large city downtown) seems to be where I'm most comfortable.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg269268#msg269268 date=1373472192]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg269252#msg269252 date=1373462782]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg269248#msg269248 date=1373437870]
You couldn't pay me to live in new york or California. Flyover country uber alles

Upstate New York is nice.  But yeah, would never, ever, ever live in San Fransisco or NYC.  Or the DC area.  Or Boston.  Or Chicago.  Actually, I had to go to #60 before I found a place I'd be comfortable living, and Lexington is #63, which tells me this really is about as big a city as I want to get. I mean, who would even want to live downtown somewhere like Philadelphia? trollface.jpg
[/quote]

No one should live in Miami.
[/quote]Having grown up in the burbs of Chicago, then lived for six years in a small town (Lafayette, IN), then three in another slightly larger (Richmond, VA), medium sized towns (like Richmond) or the burbs if big cities (where there's a lot going on within driving distance, but no hustle-bustle of large city downtown) seems to be where I'm most comfortable.
[/quote]

Agreed. I lived in Atlanta for 3 months last summer. I'm done with big cities unless I need to be there.

[Dtrain323i]

200 acres in Montana would be about ideal for me.

[KarthXLR]

Today serves as a reminder I have no fucking idea how to flirt with women or dance.

[rumbot]

Many on these here a'forum will gladly give you flirting lessons for the low, low price of...

..your sister's number.

[A. Crow]

Many on these here a'forum will gladly give you flirting lessons for the low, low price of...

..your sister's number.

that'd imply we actually wanted to talk to her.

[at0m]

Given how much Karth and I look alike, I'm convinced Karth's sister looks like one of mine. If that's the case, there's a good reason he's hiding her from us.because apparently my sisters are hot

[CaffeinePowered]

Today serves as a reminder I have no fucking idea how to flirt with women or dance.

You dont need to know how to dance, the former though just takes time/lessons imho

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg269306#msg269306 date=1373502736]
Today serves as a reminder I have no fucking idea how to flirt with women or dance.

You dont need to know how to dance, the former though just takes time/lessons imho
[/quote]

Both mostly just take a decent shot of confidence. 


When confidence fails you, alcohol can help. 

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg269350#msg269350 date=1373556211]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg269306#msg269306 date=1373502736]
Today serves as a reminder I have no fucking idea how to flirt with women or dance.

You dont need to know how to dance, the former though just takes time/lessons imho
[/quote]

Both mostly just take a decent shot of confidence. 


When confidence fails you, alcohol can help. 
[/quote]

Confidence -> Knowing what you are talking about, or at least being able to fake it.

QED - Convergence, last con I went to - Find cute girl -> Converse, determine she is worth my time and not vapid -> Technical sewing conversation -> Discussion of good whiskey -> Exchange of flasks -> Sexytimes

[at0m]

I don't bother faking it, I just segue the conversation to something that I do know about. Which happens all the goddamn time anyways.

[Chooly]

I don't bother faking it, I just segue the conversation to something that I do know about. Which happens all the goddamn time anyways.

Failing that, showing a genuine interest and desire to learn about the interests of other people is good too!
Course parts of that depend on the subject matter too..