Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[Squishy3]

the way it waddles off trying not to spill it is the best

[FlyingMongoose]

the way it waddles off trying not to spill it is the best

Stupid hospitals, messing with natural selection. Though based on the commentor these morons already bred...

[A. Crow]

[quote author=StolenToast link=topic=52.msg269733#msg269733 date=1374259464]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg269718#msg269718 date=1374247430]

"Eeeexcelleeent..."
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that i can not abide. And i am glad i have killed 3 of them this year alone. They want our sweet corn and they cant have it
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Those are some shitty cats. 

[VeraLapsa]

[quote author=Elder link=topic=52.msg269750#msg269750 date=1374273691]
[quote author=StolenToast link=topic=52.msg269733#msg269733 date=1374259464]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg269718#msg269718 date=1374247430]

"Eeeexcelleeent..."
[/quote]

that i can not abide. And i am glad i have killed 3 of them this year alone. They want our sweet corn and they cant have it
[/quote]

Those are some shitty cats. 

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Yeah my old cat would  have beaten the shit out of the racoon for taking his food.

[StolenToast]

I have two



And the best Forumside post ever

[Squishy3]

LET'S KEEP THE RACCOON MOTIF GOING

[StolenToast]

LET'S KEEP THE RACCOON MOTIF GOING

I could stare at this for an hour

[Elder]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg269786#msg269786 date=1374363150]
LET'S KEEP THE RACCOON MOTIF GOING

I could stare at this for an hour
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its how calmly this guy just picks up and throws that raccoon down the stairs. Most raccoons would be flipping their shit if you get that close to them

[Squishy3]

there's also the fact it's looped perfectly so it's like some guy off-camera is handing him an unlimited supply of raccoons to toss down the stairs

[A. Crow]

there's also the fact it's looped perfectly so it's like some guy off-camera is handing him an unlimited supply of raccoons to toss down the stairs

You laugh, but I bet Kevin Rose could afford it. 

[rumbot]

That rules. TShirt here: http://smbc.myshopify.com/products/texas-shirt

[Reevesith]

Plants vs. Zombies vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Part 1 - Zombies in New Jersey!?

[kaese]

preach

[Dtrain323i]

preach

Well, there's archaeological evidence that suggests that "native americans" actually came from the south pacific. Furthermore, when the "white man" came to the United States, there were no immigration laws. So injun joe is wrong.

[at0m]

Trolling the lulz thread will only earn you -1's, dtrain.

[Neptune]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg269826#msg269826 date=1374512192]

preach

Well, there's archaeological evidence that suggests that "native americans" actually came from the south pacific. Furthermore, when the "white man" came to the United States, there were no immigration laws. So injun joe is wrong.
[/quote]

The archaeological evidence currently supports migration from Asia thousands of years before European settlers found "the New World".  The Native Americans are right.  Immigration laws are irrelevant because literally everyone immigrated here at some point in their bloodline.  At one point, the laws changed and became tougher on people entering the country.  If they were in place a few hundred years ago, none of us would be here to have this discussion.

Now, I would accept a clear position other than "illegal immigrants bad!" or "terk er jerbs!".  For instance, why?  Why not accept more members into our society?  Why not include them?  They come to us for SSN, government benefits, etc, etc.  They're so easy to track at that point, so we can tax them like any other American.  We can also have them earn money for the economy, vote in elections, and we can even put them in jail because we let them make themselves trackable citizens.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=52.msg269833#msg269833 date=1374520430]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg269826#msg269826 date=1374512192]

preach

Well, there's archaeological evidence that suggests that "native americans" actually came from the south pacific. Furthermore, when the "white man" came to the United States, there were no immigration laws. So injun joe is wrong.
[/quote]

The archaeological evidence currently supports migration from Asia thousands of years before European settlers found "the New World".  The Native Americans are right.  Immigration laws are irrelevant because literally everyone immigrated here at some point in their bloodline.  At one point, the laws changed and became tougher on people entering the country.  If they were in place a few hundred years ago, none of us would be here to have this discussion.

Now, I would accept a clear position other than "illegal immigrants bad!" or "terk er jerbs!".  For instance, why?  Why not accept more members into our society?  Why not include them?  They come to us for SSN, government benefits, etc, etc.  They're so easy to track at that point, so we can tax them like any other American.  We can also have them earn money for the economy, vote in elections, and we can even put them in jail because we let them make themselves trackable citizens.
[/quote]

The reason we should just accept anybody is because the last thing the US needs right now is unskilled labor. There's a shortage of jobs as it is and adding more people the equation will add more strain to an already strained system. Secondly, most illegal immigrants come here and work only to send the money back home to their family. That money will not benefit the US economy.

[LV15GAMER]

http://youtu.be/HqYAyBNk16A

[LV15GAMER]

[quote author=Neptune link=topic=52.msg269838#msg269838 date=1374527349]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=52.msg269833#msg269833 date=1374520430]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=52.msg269826#msg269826 date=1374512192]
preach

Well, there's archaeological evidence that suggests that "native americans" actually came from the south pacific. Furthermore, when the "white man" came to the United States, there were no immigration laws. So injun joe is wrong.
[/quote]

The archaeological evidence currently supports migration from Asia thousands of years before European settlers found "the New World".  The Native Americans are right.  Immigration laws are irrelevant because literally everyone immigrated here at some point in their bloodline.  At one point, the laws changed and became tougher on people entering the country.  If they were in place a few hundred years ago, none of us would be here to have this discussion.

Now, I would accept a clear position other than "illegal immigrants bad!" or "terk er jerbs!".  For instance, why?  Why not accept more members into our society?  Why not include them?  They come to us for SSN, government benefits, etc, etc.  They're so easy to track at that point, so we can tax them like any other American.  We can also have them earn money for the economy, vote in elections, and we can even put them in jail because we let them make themselves trackable citizens.
[/quote]

The reason we should just accept anybody is because the last thing the US needs right now is unskilled labor. There's a shortage of jobs as it is and adding more people the equation will add more strain to an already strained system. Secondly, most illegal immigrants come here and work only to send the money back home to their family. That money will not benefit the US economy.
[/quote]

Yea free market capitalism doesn't apply when it actually benefits brown people from lower socioeconomic backgrounds. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to apply for a job that will be outsourced to to China where the labor laws are shit.

[Squishy3]

Whales almost eat Divers (Original Version)