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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom  Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
10-28-2013, 08:37 AM
I forgot to post, but last week I got utterly shitfaced with my ladyfriend and a former FWB (who hadn't met each other until dinner). Nearly a fifth of Cruzan Black Strap, an entire bottle of Cruzan's Velvet Cinn (Horchata con Rum), the dregs of another brand of boozy Horchata called Rumchata, and started into another bottle of the same by a third brand that I can't recall. It was an enjoyable evening with two of my favorite ladies, but I haven't been that hung over in a long, long time. I should've constructed additional pylons.
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Hobospartan BRB, Posting  Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2009 |
10-30-2013, 02:17 AM
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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop (06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation. (01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar. You don't ever run out of booze. You just might have to switch to a different drink. (11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award. (01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard. It got there through my nose. ![[Image: brosquadtaghobro-1.png]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/White_Spartan/brosquadtaghobro-1.png){kind=small}
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-01-2013, 01:06 AM
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
11-01-2013, 08:09 AM
(11-01-2013, 01:06 AM)spm201 link Wrote: Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl. tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
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Elder BRB, Posting  Posts: 1,447 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-01-2013, 09:54 AM
(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. [/quote] how crow starts his pickup lines: Do you have your own cereal? Because i do.   (06-15-2014, 03:27 PM)negate link Wrote:Hah elder you would be ramming it into Dtrains ass. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling  Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-01-2013, 11:28 AM
(11-01-2013, 09:54 AM)Elder link Wrote: [quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg272940#msg272940 date=1383311373] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. Â [/quote] how crow starts his pickup lines: Do you have your own cereal? Because i do. [/quote] I'd get into bed with crow for that line. And don't lie, you would too. ![[Image: b_350_20_323957_202743_F19A15_111111.png]](http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/172.241.151.130:13676/b_350_20_323957_202743_F19A15_111111.png)
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-01-2013, 11:57 AM
(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. [/quote] Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times. |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm)   Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
11-01-2013, 03:35 PM
(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. [/quote] i knew i was doing something wrong. (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
11-01-2013, 09:28 PM
(11-01-2013, 11:57 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg272940#msg272940 date=1383311373] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. [/quote] Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times. [/quote] Way to be the median. I've seen it go way farther on either side. And ya'll just jealous 'bout my cereal empire. If I get my hands on that fucking count, I'm gonna cut him for spreading those rumors...
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-02-2013, 05:21 AM
(11-01-2013, 09:28 PM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272952#msg272952 date=1383325057] tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. [/quote] Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times. [/quote] Way to be the median. I've seen it go way farther on either side. And ya'll just jealous 'bout my cereal empire. If I get my hands on that fucking count, I'm gonna cut him for spreading those rumors... [/quote] Didn't actually do this. But I did get decent results anyways. What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that. |
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rumbot BRB, Posting  Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-02-2013, 11:36 AM
(11-02-2013, 05:21 AM)spm201 link Wrote: What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that. Just something we do for kix. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-02-2013, 11:38 AM
(11-02-2013, 11:36 AM)rumbot link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter   Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-05-2013, 08:37 AM
(11-02-2013, 11:38 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] You could say its one of our, lucky charms ![[Image: caffsighl7.jpg]](http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5918/caffsighl7.jpg) Â![[Image: 1184299259221.gif]](http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x284/CaffeinePower/1184299259221.gif) Sig by Joel |
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-05-2013, 09:05 AM
(11-05-2013, 08:37 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-05-2013, 09:07 AM
(11-05-2013, 09:05 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote]
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rumbot BRB, Posting Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-05-2013, 06:25 PM
(11-05-2013, 09:07 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote] [/quote] It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks. |
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-06-2013, 08:04 AM
(11-05-2013, 06:25 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273086#msg273086 date=1383660421] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote] [/quote] It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks. [/quote] This is becoming a total abomination. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-06-2013, 08:57 AM
(11-06-2013, 08:04 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg273095#msg273095 date=1383693919] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote] [/quote] It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks. [/quote] This is becoming a total abomination. [/quote] Nah, this total Count's...Chocula...
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StolenToast BRB, Posting  Posts: 1,136 Joined: Jan 2012 |
11-06-2013, 10:29 AM
(11-06-2013, 08:57 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273109#msg273109 date=1383743072] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote] [/quote] It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks. [/quote] This is becoming a total abomination. [/quote] Nah, this total Count's...Chocula... [/quote] That pun wasn't worth its weight in Pebbles ![[Image: MNON0Oe.png]](http://i.imgur.com/MNON0Oe.png) ![[Image: tumblr_m360cgh8CN1rui512o1_400.gif]](https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m360cgh8CN1rui512o1_400.gif) ![[Image: 1251089773538.gif]](http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/1251089773538.gif){kind=small}
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-06-2013, 10:54 AM
(11-06-2013, 10:29 AM)StolenToast link Wrote: [quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273114#msg273114 date=1383746243] Just something we do for kix. [/quote] But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix [/quote] Cheerio, sir, Cheerio. You could say its one of our, lucky charms [/quote] Oh god what have I done. [/quote] [/quote] It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks. [/quote] This is becoming a total abomination. [/quote] Nah, this total Count's...Chocula... [/quote] That pun wasn't worth its weight in Pebbles [/quote] I think it chex out ÂSig by Joel |
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