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loldollas
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11-09-2013, 01:23 AM

Some nice looking beards, fellas!


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Chooly
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11-09-2013, 04:06 PM

I cut off my last beard attempt after one too many Bro's walked up to me in a night and complimented me on it..


I have begun again.


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11-15-2013, 04:04 PM

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11-15-2013, 05:16 PM

i forgot about no shave november



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rumbot
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11-15-2013, 06:16 PM

so does anyone use any product in their beard? I've never been this overgrown, so I thought I would experiment with some. I picked Honest Amish because they are all like blahblahorganic and they had good reviews...but DAMN the fumes coming off this are burning my eyes. 
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11-15-2013, 07:24 PM

I've used whatever conditioner my lady has in the house a couple times a week, usually keeps in mostly in check. I have a friend who has a much bushier (ginger) beard, I got him some Bluebeards Beard Wash last year for Christmas, it made his beard super soft. This stuff: [url=http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/]http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/



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11-16-2013, 12:50 AM

(11-15-2013, 04:04 PM)at0m link Wrote: [Image: IWoo6WW.jpg]

You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny.


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11-16-2013, 01:46 AM

(11-16-2013, 12:50 AM)The Generic Name link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481]
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You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny.
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It's because his beard isn't full enough.
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11-16-2013, 04:31 AM

(11-15-2013, 04:04 PM)at0m link Wrote: [Image: IWoo6WW.jpg]

Why do you look like Karth?
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11-16-2013, 04:33 AM

(11-16-2013, 04:31 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481]
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Why do you look like Karth?
[/quote]you should see us side by side

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11-16-2013, 09:44 AM

Beard Co[sup]nd[sup]iti[sup]oner?[/sup][/sup][/sup]

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11-16-2013, 04:36 PM

the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better.

except, yesterday a co-worker said my beard was starting to look islamic. Aside from the racist/reactionary WTF moment, I was nonplussed. but now I have a first date tomorrow night with what looks to be a very attractive lady.

Thus, under a spell of self-doubt, I decide to return my beard to normal proportions rather than the wirey overgrowth it had become. Except in the trimming and cleaning, I fucked up the symmetry and now the mouthline now looks like evil spock.

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So I'm debating between going clean and evil spock. I think I will roll the dice with the evil.
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at0m
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11-16-2013, 08:32 PM

I would've kept the shaggy dog look, personally, but evil spock works

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11-17-2013, 11:29 AM

(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better.

except, yesterday a co-worker said my beard was starting to look islamic. Aside from the racist/reactionary WTF moment, I was nonplussed. but now I have a first date tomorrow night with what looks to be a very attractive lady.

Thus, under a spell of self-doubt, I decide to return my beard to normal proportions rather than the wirey overgrowth it had become. Except in the trimming and cleaning, I fucked up the symmetry and now the mouthline now looks like evil spock.

[Image: Spock.jpg]

So I'm debating between going clean and evil spock. I think I will roll the dice with the evil.

I generally use whatever shampoo I us on my head. 

Back in college, in the time of Epic Beard, my beard came to a pleasing point below my chin, granted, it had a slightly left turn to it, but such is life. 

My 'stache.  It naturally turned out at the side of my mouth... but it needed just a slight bit of coaxing to get the full on curl in it.  I literally just used the hair gel that had been sitting unused on my sink for a couple years. I globed it on for a couple of hours a couple of times during weekend mornings when i wasn't going to be seen in public, wash it out, curl my stach wish my fingers and it's be good.  I didn't keep product in it for the shape, just to train it several times. 

I'd go back to clean if it makes you look like you have a mouthgina, Rummy. 


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11-17-2013, 01:22 PM

(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: Spock Vandyke

Catastrophic damage has already occurred in opting to downgrade from a beard.

I forbid any further reductions.


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11-17-2013, 01:33 PM

oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard


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11-17-2013, 01:38 PM

(11-17-2013, 01:33 PM)rumbot link Wrote: oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard
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reeling in the ladies


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11-17-2013, 01:41 PM

(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220]
oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard
[Image: ming.jpg]

reeling in the ladies
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8/10 would not want mercy.


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11-17-2013, 02:25 PM

eh, I'm charming enough that I think I can overcome the Hans Gruber handicap.

I think.
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11-17-2013, 03:14 PM

(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220]
oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard
[Image: ming.jpg]

reeling in the ladies
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you know it makes your panties moist (mine are)






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