loldollas BRB, Posting Posts: 625 Joined: Jul 2010 |
11-09-2013, 01:23 AM
Some nice looking beards, fellas!
Too hip for gangsters and too gangster for hipsters. |
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Chooly BRB, Posting Posts: 768 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-09-2013, 04:06 PM
I cut off my last beard attempt after one too many Bro's walked up to me in a night and complimented me on it..
I have begun again. [table][tr][td] [/td][td]Chooly: /nevergonnagiveyouup Eschatos: /nevergonnaletyoudown [TC] Versus: /nevergonnarunaround [TC] Versus: /anddesertyou ToiletDuck: /closeapplication[/td][/tr][/table] |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
11-15-2013, 04:04 PM
"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-15-2013, 05:16 PM
i forgot about no shave november
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rumbot BRB, Posting Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-15-2013, 06:16 PM
so does anyone use any product in their beard? I've never been this overgrown, so I thought I would experiment with some. I picked Honest Amish because they are all like blahblahorganic and they had good reviews...but DAMN the fumes coming off this are burning my eyes.Â
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
11-15-2013, 07:24 PM
I've used whatever conditioner my lady has in the house a couple times a week, usually keeps in mostly in check. I have a friend who has a much bushier (ginger) beard, I got him some Bluebeards Beard Wash last year for Christmas, it made his beard super soft. This stuff: [url=http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/]http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/
"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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The Generic Name BRB, Posting Posts: 793 Joined: May 2009 |
11-16-2013, 12:50 AM
(11-15-2013, 04:04 PM)at0m link Wrote: You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny. 3DS Friend Code: 4098-3295-0639 |
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Gasman Lurker Posts: 485 Joined: Feb 2010 |
11-16-2013, 01:46 AM
(11-16-2013, 12:50 AM)The Generic Name link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481] You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny. [/quote] It's because his beard isn't full enough. |
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spm201 Lurker Posts: 433 Joined: Sep 2011 |
11-16-2013, 04:31 AM
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
11-16-2013, 04:33 AM
(11-16-2013, 04:31 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481] Why do you look like Karth? [/quote]you should see us side by side Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Chooly BRB, Posting Posts: 768 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-16-2013, 09:44 AM
Beard Co[sup]nd[sup]iti[sup]oner?[/sup][/sup][/sup]
The Blood of my Enemies [table][tr][td] [/td][td]Chooly: /nevergonnagiveyouup Eschatos: /nevergonnaletyoudown [TC] Versus: /nevergonnarunaround [TC] Versus: /anddesertyou ToiletDuck: /closeapplication[/td][/tr][/table] |
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rumbot BRB, Posting Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-16-2013, 04:36 PM
the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better.
except, yesterday a co-worker said my beard was starting to look islamic. Aside from the racist/reactionary WTF moment, I was nonplussed. but now I have a first date tomorrow night with what looks to be a very attractive lady. Thus, under a spell of self-doubt, I decide to return my beard to normal proportions rather than the wirey overgrowth it had become. Except in the trimming and cleaning, I fucked up the symmetry and now the mouthline now looks like evil spock. So I'm debating between going clean and evil spock. I think I will roll the dice with the evil. |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
11-16-2013, 08:32 PM
I would've kept the shaggy dog look, personally, but evil spock works
Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
11-17-2013, 11:29 AM
(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better. I generally use whatever shampoo I us on my head. Back in college, in the time of Epic Beard, my beard came to a pleasing point below my chin, granted, it had a slightly left turn to it, but such is life. My 'stache. It naturally turned out at the side of my mouth... but it needed just a slight bit of coaxing to get the full on curl in it. I literally just used the hair gel that had been sitting unused on my sink for a couple years. I globed it on for a couple of hours a couple of times during weekend mornings when i wasn't going to be seen in public, wash it out, curl my stach wish my fingers and it's be good. I didn't keep product in it for the shape, just to train it several times. I'd go back to clean if it makes you look like you have a mouthgina, Rummy. |
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Kor Crits = Skill Posts: 1,654 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-17-2013, 01:22 PM
(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: Spock Vandyke Catastrophic damage has already occurred in opting to downgrade from a beard. I forbid any further reductions. Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein |
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rumbot BRB, Posting Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-17-2013, 01:33 PM
oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard
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kaese Accepts Non-Virgin Goat Sacrifices Posts: 1,224 Joined: Jan 2011 |
11-17-2013, 01:38 PM
(11-17-2013, 01:33 PM)rumbot link Wrote: oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard reeling in the ladies ask me about mpreg |
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Kor Crits = Skill Posts: 1,654 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-17-2013, 01:41 PM
(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220] reeling in the ladies [/quote] 8/10 would not want mercy. Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein |
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rumbot BRB, Posting Posts: 822 Joined: May 2013 |
11-17-2013, 02:25 PM
eh, I'm charming enough that I think I can overcome the Hans Gruber handicap.
I think. |
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Dtrain323i Oprah Winfrey Posts: 3,067 Joined: Nov 2009 |
11-17-2013, 03:14 PM
(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220] reeling in the ladies [/quote] you know it makes your panties moist (mine are) 11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas. |
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