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rumbot
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11-19-2013, 06:08 PM

I like me some amaretto, but I came home from college one time and my moms had a bottle of that georgia corn waiting and OH MY GOD, IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.
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A. Crow
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11-20-2013, 04:56 PM

How do you feel about lying to God, Rummy?


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rumbot
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11-20-2013, 05:23 PM

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A. Crow
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11-20-2013, 05:54 PM

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11-20-2013, 07:16 PM

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Didzo
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11-22-2013, 11:41 PM

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Hobospartan
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11-22-2013, 11:48 PM

(11-22-2013, 11:41 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [Image: a20neCz.gif]

Kirkland Brand Spiced Rum And Vanilla Coke

COSTCO LIBRE


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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zaneyard
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11-23-2013, 12:06 AM

(11-22-2013, 11:41 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [Image: a20neCz.gif]
HOLY FUCK AHT AIS THIS


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Greatbacon
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11-23-2013, 12:31 AM

(11-22-2013, 11:41 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [Image: a20neCz.gif]
Beep boop
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KarthXLR
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11-23-2013, 06:39 PM

Have we devolved to Tumblr wars?
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Dr. Zaius
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11-25-2013, 06:47 PM

44 ounce cherry limeade

pour in rum

cherry limeadefaced


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Greatbacon
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12-01-2013, 12:33 AM

I just tried to take a drink out of all four bottles on my desk and all of them were empty :'(
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zaneyard
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12-01-2013, 01:44 AM

I went out drinking at the bars 4 nights out of 5 this week since I came home for break.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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zaneyard
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12-06-2013, 11:00 PM

holy shit i just drank another bottle of jack winter mostly by myself in like 2 hours
i think i drink too much


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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12-06-2013, 11:39 PM

(12-06-2013, 11:00 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: holy shit i just drank another bottle of jack winter mostly by myself in like 2 hours
i think i drink too much

Only one bottle?


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A. Crow
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12-06-2013, 11:51 PM

Helix and I watched a movie about being drunk to save you from weird sea aliens, while being drunk ourselves.  Does that make us Meta?


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zaneyard
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12-07-2013, 12:48 AM

meta as fuck


think i'm going to stop drinking from now on. Seems like every time I do I realize how lonely I am and I get depressed and shit and I might as well just not do that.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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at0m
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12-07-2013, 01:41 AM

Smart move, drinking alone rarely ends well.

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k0ala
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12-07-2013, 08:35 PM

Planetside pregaming. Sour Apple Rockstar and generous amounts of amaretto. Later to be followed by Anchor Steam lager.


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at0m
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12-07-2013, 08:59 PM

At McCormick's 125th anniversary bash, Earth Wind & Fire is headlining and the bartenders know how to make a CUBA fucking LIBRE.

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ALSO IN A KING SUITE IN THE OTAKON HOTEL, AND I'M GOING TO USE THE SHIT OUT OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM TABLE LITERALLY.

CUBA LIBRE

PS RETROACTIVE CAPSLOCK BIRCHES

PPS BITCHES EVEN

PPPS BY LITERALLY I MEAN I'M GOING TO FUCK ON IT NOT SHIT ON IT

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