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[Elder]

The most recent time I hopped out of a car to help someone push, it was my ex's stepfather, whom I'd not talked to in years because obvious.

My grandmother, who's car I jumped out of, yelled at me before and after for helping.

You're a reasonable and decent monster

Sent from inside a giant robot car

[Dtrain323i]

The most recent time I hopped out of a car to help someone push, it was my ex's stepfather, whom I'd not talked to in years because obvious.

My grandmother, who's car I jumped out of, yelled at me before and after for helping.

Should have gone over like you were going to help then slashed his tire and ran away cackling.

[rumbot]

GIFTS I AM GIVING THIS YEAR:

Turkish towels (3)
Hand-me-down custom PC rig (1)
Picture book on the history of libraries (1)
some swedish block game that plays like a cross between horse shoes and chess (1)
switchblades (2)

[Elder]

GIFTS I AM GIVING THIS YEAR:

Turkish towels (3)
Hand-me-down custom PC rig (1)
Picture book on the history of libraries (1)
some swedish block game that plays like a cross between horse shoes and chess (1)
switchblades (2)

you forgot joy and merriment (∞)

[matter11]

some swedish block game that plays like a cross between horse shoes and chess (1)

double check the legality by state for the switchblades.

also how much was the block set?

for anyone else curious http://noadventure.com/2012/12/10/play-v...chesskubb/

[rumbot]

laws, schmaws.

I got a cheaper one off amazon. $50.

[Vlambo]

Who's done exams?

This mothafucka.

Also, last set of exams ever where I have to go back to school the last semester.

[rumbot]

merry Xmas to HeK, Crow, and Dtrain

Det Cord Christmas Tree

[Didzo]

Won a Bem Wireless Speaker at the company Christmas party and it actually sounds pretty good for something so small. 10/10 would get for free again.

[CaffeinePowered]

[Dtrain323i]

'splain

[CaffeinePowered]

'splain

Onett overworld in super-HD, full album - zoomed in shots as well - http://imgur.com/a/G3AhC

[Goffin]

That's pretty neat.

[A. Crow]

merry Xmas to HeK, Crow, and Dtrain

Det Cord Christmas Tree

det cord + slow motion = awesome.

although he could have been a bit more liberal with his application of explosives to the situation.

[Eschatos]

150 Warheads Challenge-WORLD RECORD

[Coelit]

My first trip to a liquor store consisted of the cashier offering to buy my I.D. off me for 60 bucks.

Uh.

[rumbot]

saw Dave Chappelle do standup last night - he's still got it. Can that man spin a yarn.

[Dr. Zaius]

saw Dave Chappelle do standup last night - he's still got it. Can that man spin a yarn.

woogie boogie

[rumbot]

GIFTS I AM GIVING THIS YEAR:
switchblades (2)

[me=rumbot]hands out both knives at the same time[/me]
/they unwrap wrapping, but not open the box yet[me=rumbot]says "be careful taking this out"[/me]
/they carefully take out knives[me=rumbot]pulls out my own, same model as I gave[/me][me=rumbot]"let me demonstrate how this works, and where to hold your fingers, and where to keep your fingers away"[/me][me=rumbot]demonstrates[/me]
/they practice, open and close safely

2 mins later, the first blood was drawn.

[Cineo]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg274439#msg274439 date=1386900391]
GIFTS I AM GIVING THIS YEAR:
switchblades (2)

[me=rumbot]hands out both knives at the same time[/me]
/they unwrap wrapping, but not open the box yet[me=rumbot]says "be careful taking this out"[/me]
/they carefully take out knives[me=rumbot]pulls out my own, same model as I gave[/me][me=rumbot]"let me demonstrate how this works, and where to hold your fingers, and where to keep your fingers away"[/me][me=rumbot]demonstrates[/me]
/they practice, open and close safely

2 mins later, the first blood was drawn.
[/quote]

This is why I like my butterfly knife better, when blood is drawn its always more hilarious as how it can happen!