The Drunk Thread

[Didzo]

I have some nice rum and nice vodka I need to get rid of before I move. Should I just drink it straight or do you guys have recommendations as far as that goes?

Drink rum straight or with coke if it's not all that good.

Use vodka with coffee liquer for a Black Russian or combine it with fruit juice. Or drink it straight while wearing a track jacket and wife beater while chainsmoking and contemplating suicide for the true Russian experience.

[CaffeinePowered]

while chainsmoking and contemplating suicide driving in the winter and taking dashcam photage for the true Russian experience.

[KarthXLR]

Wine, vodka asks whiskey of my

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[A. Crow]

Wine, vodka asks whiskey of my

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I think something broke Karth. 

[kaese]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg275068#msg275068 date=1388916478]
Wine, vodka asks whiskey of my

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I think something broke Karth. 
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He's turning into a spambot.

I guess I should mention that I got extremely shwasted on new years eve. Blackout at 10pm, never made it to 2014. The next day was super duper enjoyable.

[Greatbacon]

Went out for brunch around noon yesterday and started off with a beer and just sorta kept going for the rest of the day.

(It was a lot of fun)

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg275068#msg275068 date=1388916478]
Wine, vodka asks whiskey of my

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I think something broke Karth. 
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Well, it's a good image of how last night went.

[spm201]

Spent about a whole 5 minutes drinking a 4th of a bottle of Jameson. Straight from the bottle mind you. Had a first date with a pretty good friend tonight. Really wasn't sure how it went at the end, so I just wanted to drink it away to stop worrying. She did make a point of texting me after and saying that she had a good time. Just felt to me like she was in a very please don't touch me mood the whole time. I guess she was just getting over being sick though and did seem a little concerned about infecting me. So I worked that out. But then I started watch clockwork orange. That required further drinking.

[Elder]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg274908#msg274908 date=1388431404]
I have some nice rum and nice vodka I need to get rid of before I move. Should I just drink it straight or do you guys have recommendations as far as that goes?

Drink rum straight or with coke if it's not all that good.

Use vodka with coffee liquer for a Black Russian or combine it with fruit juice. Or drink it straight while contemplating suicide and eating dinner with the family for the DIDZO experience.
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[rumbot]

Spent about a whole 5 minutes drinking a 4th of a bottle of Jameson. Straight from the bottle mind you. Had a first date with a pretty good friend tonight. Really wasn't sure how it went at the end, so I just wanted to drink it away to stop worrying. She did make a point of texting me after and saying that she had a good time. Just felt to me like she was in a very please don't touch me mood the whole time. I guess she was just getting over being sick though and did seem a little concerned about infecting me. So I worked that out. But then I started watch clockwork orange. That required further drinking.

Drinking is bad. Feelings are worse.

(credit to some tumblr.)

[A. Crow]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg275208#msg275208 date=1389342665]
Spent about a whole 5 minutes drinking a 4th of a bottle of Jameson. Straight from the bottle mind you. Had a first date with a pretty good friend tonight. Really wasn't sure how it went at the end, so I just wanted to drink it away to stop worrying. She did make a point of texting me after and saying that she had a good time. Just felt to me like she was in a very please don't touch me mood the whole time. I guess she was just getting over being sick though and did seem a little concerned about infecting me. So I worked that out. But then I started watch clockwork orange. That required further drinking.

Drinking is bad. Feelings are worse.

(credit to some tumblr.)
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... maybe for some people, but mine doesn't fit in the bottle.

[at0m]

Buy a gallon of cranberry juice, a 2L of coke, and one of those plastic limes full of juice. Apply the lime liberally to whatever drink you end up making out of the booze + mixer combo that appears most delicious.

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[A. Crow]

right now sierra mist has a cranberry flavor out. It works well as a mixer. 

[Gasman]

Orangecello, vodka and orange juice. Excellent follow up to italian food.

[rumbot]

right now sierra mist has a cranberry flavor out. It works well as a mixer.  

Hey Mister Large Penis,

If Liquor is an analogy for Sex, and some of the liquor that you enjoy isn't straight, does that make you a bit fruity?

[A. Crow]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg275242#msg275242 date=1389462050]
right now sierra mist has a cranberry flavor out. It works well as a mixer.  

Hey Mister Large Penis,

If Liquor is an analogy for Sex, and some of the liquor that you enjoy isn't straight, does that make you a bit fruity?


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My inner monologue read that to the diction of "He's Mr. White Christmas"

and the cranberry sierra mist is for helix.  I'll mix my bottom shelf bourbons with ginger ale; obviously my analogous sexual tastes are both deep rooted and spicy.   

[rumbot]

Goddamn does everything by Woodford Reserve taste like ass, or just their classic malt??

[A. Crow]

Goddamn does everything by Woodford Reserve taste like ass, or just their classic malt??

I've never had (nor would I be motivated to) have their malt... Because malt... Ew... But disparaging Woodford Reserve is a good way to get cut in pretty much the entire commonwealth. Their regular and double oaked bourbons are superb. 

[spm201]

Drinks were had last night. Did not turn things into the fun party that it was supposed to be. Did not end well for me.

[Chief]

remembered i got this for christmas. feeling pretty shitty and confused because females and feelings. starting now, lets see how low i can go