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[at0m]

I am probably going to buy myself an emerson opener when I get home

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[A. Crow]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg274439#msg274439 date=1386900391]
GIFTS I AM GIVING THIS YEAR:
switchblades (2)

[me=rumbot]hands out both knives at the same time[/me]
/they unwrap wrapping, but not open the box yet[me=rumbot]says "be careful taking this out"[/me]
/they carefully take out knives[me=rumbot]pulls out my own, same model as I gave[/me][me=rumbot]"let me demonstrate how this works, and where to hold your fingers, and where to keep your fingers away"[/me][me=rumbot]demonstrates[/me]
/they practice, open and close safely

2 mins later, the first blood was drawn.
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I gave engraved mini Aegi as groomsmen gifts.  One of my groomsmen had never carried a pocket knife in his life (Damn computer science majors).  Anyways, it was the accomplished outdoorsman of the group who cut himself within 48 hours of receiving the gift, and no one won the pool. 

[Surf314]

My best photos of 2013:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1u...r_i_think/

[A. Crow]

A lot of those are pretty cool.  

I should take this slot to mention, as everyone on groupme saw, it was an ER new years.  I handed my friend a bayonet to pop a bottle of champagne at midnight with.  I was drunk, but I was pretty sure he'd done this before, but I gave him about 10 seconds of verbal how to and... Well, A) he used the sharp edge of the knife and B) I don't think he was on the seam.  Long story short, my friend's hand was gushing blood after the bottle literally exploded. 

I took the bayonet from him and popped my bottle, because the Khukri I got for christmas was not actually doing the job (extremely disappointed- I think the saw on the back of the M-9 Bayonet makes sabrage easy mode; you don't actually need the bottle that cold), and then I realized exactly how much blood there was when I looked at my bloody bayonet.  So after an hour of sobering up to take him for stitches he's like, "i'm going to call my dad, he's a doctor."  ("why the fuck didn't you call him first?") And he undersells how bad it is, his dad tells him to slap some cut up band aids on it, but before that, I make him send a picture of the cut to his parents on his cell.  When they get it they're like, "that's a lot worse than you describe, do get stitches."  and viola, semi drunk crow is driving downtown to the ER.  The cop that followed us into the ER parking lot (and then followed me into the pisser) was actually the same guy that I knew from when he would stay late at the horse track until the offices shut down after a day of races.  Remember kids, it's good to know people. 

Anyways, he's got several stitches, it's 3am and I'm just now getting champagne: cheers bitches.   

[rumbot]

Well, all I did was jump in the ocean today.

THANKS CROW. (hope your buddy is ok. and wiser.)

[Cineo]

Well GG 2014...guess we'll have to wait for 2015 now. Shame the contest ended so soon...

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u...?limit=500

[zaneyard]

I've got this virus or some shit that's playing random ads and music through "Host process for Windows services" in my volume mixer. No idea where it came from. MSE is fully updated and I just scanned with nothing coming up. Running Malwarebytes now to see what that picks up.


Also, random message pops up and says " You are about to be logged off" "Windows must now restart because the plug and play service terminated unexpectedly"

[FlyingMongoose]

I've got this virus or some shit that's playing random ads and music through "Host process for Windows services" in my volume mixer. No idea where it came from. MSE is fully updated and I just scanned with nothing coming up. Running Malwarebytes now to see what that picks up.


Also, random message pops up and says " You are about to be logged off" "Windows must now restart because the plug and play service terminated unexpectedly"

Check with this too:
http://www.safer-networking.org/mirrors16/ (Spybot S&D 1.62, I wouldn't touch 2.x honestly)

[zaneyard]

ehh i just reformatted. Took me less time to install windows than I did fucking around trying to do a rootkit removal.

[kaese]

I have a favor to ask those of you with a reddit account!
My friend drew a fanart for a team member of a pro League of Legends team and it would be so awesome if you could upvote it.
So senpai will notice her.
Thanks!

http://www.reddit.com/r/LOLDyrus/comment...ad/ceho3r8

[rumbot]

[Elder]

can't resist urge to grow awesome mustache

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg275079#msg275079 date=1388955784]

can't grow awesome mustache
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[Hobospartan]

[quote author=Elder link=topic=2632.msg275083#msg275083 date=1388966383]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg275079#msg275079 date=1388955784]

can't grow awesome mustache
[/quote]
[/quote]

[Surf314]

My wife started recording her singing - https://soundcloud.com/thenatcat

[zaneyard]

holy shit that's great

[rumbot]

wow, she's got pipes. she could pursue this.

[Surf314]

I bought her a nice mic for xmas, she used to record using her laptop mic  :-\

[Didzo]

She has a very nice tone of voice with a lot of potential. I'd be interested to hear her try a more powerful vocal delivery to see what her range is.

Her style and song choices are eerily close to those of someone I was involved with, resulting in surprise feels popping up from deep within my metaphorical closet.

[rumbot]

Her style and song choices are eerily close to those of someone I was involved with, resulting in surprise feels popping up from deep within my metaphorical closet.

The crown will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red handed showing feelings. Showing feelings of an almost human nature. This will not do.

CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER