The "Fuck my life" thread

[loldollas]

Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy. 

apparently ottawa was hit really heavily with freezing rain cause nobody's driving there
gl;hf with your meetings in the office in your bathrobe ((they need to respect your dominance)jk)

As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.

[CaffeinePowered]

Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy. 

-25 C not including the windchill today when walking to the elevated train platform, also very windy

[A. Crow]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275099#msg275099 date=1389011486]
Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy. 

apparently ottawa was hit really heavily with freezing rain cause nobody's driving there
gl;hf with your meetings in the office in your bathrobe ((they need to respect your dominance)jk)

As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge
[/quote]

Other than my boss, I'm the only one here.  Again. 

[FlyingMongoose]

Everything in NW Ohio is closed... I'm in columbus, but it's nice my job is all remote, my commute = Bed -> Computer.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275099#msg275099 date=1389011486]
Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy.  

-25 C not including the windchill today when walking to the elevated train platform, also very windy
[/quote]Welcome to a normal day in Canadian winter.

[Totla]

It's 65 here. Maybe i'll have to wear jeans instead of shorts.

[HeK]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg275103#msg275103 date=1389017354]
[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275099#msg275099 date=1389011486]
Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy.  

-25 C not including the windchill today when walking to the elevated train platform, also very windy
[/quote]Welcome to a normal day in Canadian winter.
[/quote]

-25 is warm. Don't even need a toque.

[FlyingMongoose]

[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=3709.msg275107#msg275107 date=1389026191]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg275103#msg275103 date=1389017354]
[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275099#msg275099 date=1389011486]
Damnit.  It's supposed to be icemageddon out there.  I was fully intending to take my meetings today while in a bathrobe sitting in my recliner in my living room.  But NOOOOOOOOO, roads have to not be icy.  

-25 C not including the windchill today when walking to the elevated train platform, also very windy
[/quote]Welcome to a normal day in Canadian winter.
[/quote]

-25 is warm. Don't even need a toque.
[/quote]

Shorts & T-Shirt weather, right?

[Greatbacon]

It's like tropical rainstorm warm in Boston today.  Gettin some serious weather whiplash here.

fakeedit: jesus it's almost 60F.

[Surf314]

It's like tropical rainstorm warm in Boston today.  Gettin some serious weather whiplash here.

fakeedit: jesus it's almost 60F.

Wow you are warmer than us in FL. Although we are warming up. It's been cold and rainy here for almost a week.

[spm201]

I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

[A. Crow]

I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Booze and pills are not the answer.  But they can be a fun bandaid.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?

[kaese]

I'm taking melatonin pills to help regulate my sleep cycles. I'm still experimenting with the dosage, 3 & 1.5 mg were a bit too much. I'm going to try 0.75 mg tonight.

[StolenToast]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg275116#msg275116 date=1389034710]
I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Booze and pills are not the answer.  But they can be a fun bandaid.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?
[/quote]
Sunlight and exercise are keys to a good night's sleep.

And then there's always weed...

[FlyingMongoose]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275118#msg275118 date=1389036869]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg275116#msg275116 date=1389034710]
I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Booze and pills are not the answer.  But they can be a fun bandaid.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?
[/quote]
Sunlight and exercise are keys to a good night's sleep.
And then there's always weed...
[/quote]

You could always drink yourself to sleep! That's healthy!

[rumbot]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg275116#msg275116 date=1389034710]
I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?
[/quote]

[spm201]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg275116#msg275116 date=1389034710]
I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Booze and pills are not the answer.  But they can be a fun bandaid.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?
[/quote]

I got to the gym 3 times a week, so not a lack of exercise. As far as melatonin pills go, I should clarify, it's not getting to sleep thats the problem. It's waking up 3 hours later, and not getting back. I can't take pills at that point because it's very possible I would sleep through work.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275118#msg275118 date=1389036869]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg275116#msg275116 date=1389034710]
I can't sleep. It's just not happening anymore. This is awful.

Booze and pills are not the answer.  But they can be a fun bandaid.

Have you tried exercise?  Like good old fashioned manual labor?
[/quote]

I got to the gym 3 times a week, so not a lack of exercise. As far as melatonin pills go, I should clarify, it's not getting to sleep thats the problem. It's waking up 3 hours later, and not getting back. I can't take pills at that point because it's very possible I would sleep through work.
[/quote]

yeah, I'd start by nixing the melatonin.  You might be able to have a full night's sleep in 2 years. 

[at0m]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg275100#msg275100 date=1389013492]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.

classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.
[/quote]Motherfucker took a nosedive down half a flight of stairs last night after I got home from work. Pet ER doc says he probably sprained a shoulder. Normally he waits to be carried up and down the stairs, decided to try to take them on his own this time and immediately regretted it.

I'm going to start calling him Mr Magoo.