The "Fuck my life" thread

[A. Crow]

Step 1: Get speakers and aim them at adjacent wall.
Step 2: Find the Cantina Band song on loop.
Step 3: Wait for noise.
Step 4: Blast that fucking song.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until noise reduction occurs.

And noise reduction WILL occur.

Better with Badger Badger Badger

The annoying sorostitutes on the first floor of Scott Hall my sophomore year can vouch. 

[at0m]

I loved that song when I was in college.

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[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg275501#msg275501 date=1390191802]
Step 1: Get speakers and aim them at adjacent wall.
Step 2: Find the Cantina Band song on loop.
Step 3: Wait for noise.
Step 4: Blast that fucking song.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until noise reduction occurs.

And noise reduction WILL occur.

Better with Badger Badger Badger

The annoying sorostitutes on the first floor of Scott Hall my sophomore year can vouch. 

[/quote]

Cantina Band is classier.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275506#msg275506 date=1390195471]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg275501#msg275501 date=1390191802]
Step 1: Get speakers and aim them at adjacent wall.
Step 2: Find the Cantina Band song on loop.
Step 3: Wait for noise.
Step 4: Blast that fucking song.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until noise reduction occurs.

And noise reduction WILL occur.

Better with Badger Badger Badger

The annoying sorostitutes on the first floor of Scott Hall my sophomore year can vouch. 

[/quote]

Cantina Band is classier.
[/quote]

Class, like subtlety and elegance, is wasted if the target lacks the capacity to recognize it- at that point, you're not subtlety cluing him into something, you're just being weird.   

Cantina Band is something that someone like Karth, might actually just want to listen to.  And, like this guy, want to listen to it loudly.  But Badgers are a crass, unmistakable weapon of annoyance.  There's no confusing the message there.

[Dr. Zaius]

Being sick suuuuucks

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here, hear

[KarthXLR]

Fuck this neighbor, buying earplugs tomorrow.

[Goffin]

Go to your RA and Document everything.    These RA's are getting a free stay for being RA so they have a job to do.   

[StolenToast]

http://youtu.be/eh7lp9umG2I

[rumbot]

yeah toast yeah

[Dr. Zaius]

10 whole hours we meet again

[Didzo]

Initiating email contacts and filling out applications feels like hammering nails into my hands. This cannot be healthy.

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275468#msg275468 date=1390095918]
Being sick suuuuucks

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here, hear
[/quote]

It's tonsillitis!

4 days of this shit and i break down and go to a walk in clinic just so i can get a fucking antibiotic scrip which I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT on day one when i figured that "oh hey it's my tonsils and nothing else that are in pain", oh well let's give these people a hundred bucks so i can go and buy actual meds.

I'm probably of the unpopular opinion that self diagnosis for shit like this is ok. rant over, back to swallowing pain.

[Surf314]

Everything I post to reddit just gets downvoted into oblivion  :'(

[CaffeinePowered]

Everything I post to reddit just gets downvoted into oblivion  :'(

Welcome to reddit in general...its really tough to get stuff onto the front page, try smaller subs first

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg275681#msg275681 date=1390609087]
Everything I post to reddit just gets downvoted into oblivion  :'(

Welcome to reddit in general...its really tough to get stuff onto the front page, try smaller subs first
[/quote]

The sad thing is I am.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg275683#msg275683 date=1390610178]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg275681#msg275681 date=1390609087]
Everything I post to reddit just gets downvoted into oblivion  :'(

Welcome to reddit in general...its really tough to get stuff onto the front page, try smaller subs first
[/quote]

The sad thing is I am.
[/quote]

Best way to get good at magic internet points if your content is good is to not care about how many magic internet points you have.

[kaese]

but what are you posting...

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg275686#msg275686 date=1390619690]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg275683#msg275683 date=1390610178]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg275681#msg275681 date=1390609087]
Everything I post to reddit just gets downvoted into oblivion  :'(

Welcome to reddit in general...its really tough to get stuff onto the front page, try smaller subs first
[/quote]

The sad thing is I am.
[/quote]

Best way to get good at magic internet points if your content is good is to not care about how many magic internet points you have.


[/quote]Internet points are for nerds.

[Surf314]

but what are you posting...

Mostly just my photos to subreddits like photocritique and /r/analog (when it is film). And not that often like once every other week or so. I'm not sure why I get so many downvotes unless I'm just bad at titles or have a band of redditors actively targeting me. How do you get downvotes in /r/photocritique when you are just asking for feedback?

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

[quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg275690#msg275690 date=1390621053]
but what are you posting...

Mostly just my photos to subreddits like photocritique and /r/analog (when it is film). And not that often like once every other week or so. I'm not sure why I get so many downvotes unless I'm just bad at titles or have a band of redditors actively targeting me. How do you get downvotes in /r/photocritique when you are just asking for feedback?
[/quote]How do you get downvotes in /r/dubstep for posting dubstep? How do you get downvotes in /r/hockey for talking about hockey?

People are assholes and internet karma is extremely reflective of that. Do what I do and ignore them. The more I post on the internet, the more I realize, if you aren't posting what people want to hear, you're going to have a bad time. b)

Reminds me of years ago when I gave a shit about my karma on this very forum. Fuck it, y'all are stuck with me no matter what you think.